Social Distancing edition
(please scrub your hands with a petroleum based antibacterial before entering /trek/)
last time on /trek/
/trek/
Jordan Long
Samuel Brooks
The call that made baseball illegal throughout the F*deration
Samuel Reed
Buck Bokai's a sloppy wood choppin gook
Kevin Cox
>Gentlemen it seems we are dealing with some kind of premature thread. If left unchecked this could start a cascade across subspace of shitty threads which will turn /trek/ irreversibly gay
>Suggestions?
Jeremiah Richardson
Sir, I believe we should an hero to prevent thread contagion
Dominic Gutierrez
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.
Christopher Ortiz
>It's too late captain, every penis will be fondled, this thread will be as gay as the last, oooooh my!
Parker Mitchell
Captain, I believe all the officers here should abandon /trek/ and go shopping with their wives
Grayson Baker
Gentlemen, I'm FCA
I believe spots in this thread should be sold to the highest bidder
Aiden Clark
I'll take next in thread meme, 400 dollars.
Joseph Bell
captain, logically speaking, we should be able to counter-act the cause by not replying to the "premature threads"
Isaiah Foster
At least OP linked the old thread. And it's very cozy. I guess most folks are super busy?
Connor Johnson
All hands to the escape pods, There's no saving this one crew, I'll run her into the sun to save /trek/
Jackson Parker
Ian King
Very understated yet perfectly symbolic performance from Dwight Schultz there.
As a rather poor actor myself, I would imagine my hands would be fully cupping them if I were in his place.
Hunter Myers
William Taylor
Anton Yelchin and John Cho and Q's son and Wesley Crusher are relentlessly handsome.
Caleb Price
Connor Young
Cupping what? Each other? Surely you don't mean her shoulders? It's a family show.
Easton Diaz
What episode is this still from?
Blake Reyes
What time does picard drop?
Mason Morris
Easton Lopez
I don't see how saving a species from a natural disaster like a volcano or an asteroid is against the Prime Directive.
Alexander Lopez
There's about 5 minutes before Star Trek: Patrick drops. Place your bets on the stupidity.
Gavin Myers
I've never watched it an know nothing about it.
I surmise there will be a large battle, likely featuring the Borg, and some main character will have to perform a heroic sacrifice to make the alpha quadrant progressive and woke once more.
Zachary Ward
Even better, it's a Raffi episode.
Justin Flores
its out
Jacob Ross
oh God Janeway is in it
Wyatt Garcia
>Starfleet shows up at the synthetic planet
>A fleet of only 1 type of ship
What kind of lazy shit is this
Chase Davis
I hope she's mean to JL. Swears right at him.
Xavier Walker
Shes not fat anymore impressive
Camden Moore
PEW PEW PEW
SPACE IS SO AWESOME
Kayden Johnson
>Star Trek: The Final Shitshow
I can't even...
Leo Cooper
NOOOOOOOOOO F
Brody Morris
that's directly interfering with the natural progression of their species. Their natural progression was to die in a volcanic eruption. It sucks and it's tough, but it's the way it is.
Caleb Phillips
Copy, paste, paste, paste... Remember how the synth planet had 'two blood red moons and constant thunderstorms'. But when they got there, it's clear and sunny. I guess they realised that putting CGI lighting everywhere would be expensive. So they just ignored it. Also, when they hyped up those premonitions that instantly turn people crazy. But, when we see it. It's just a montage of cheap stock footage. I have to assume they had something better planned for that but the realised the CGI would cost money.
Elijah Foster
I count two types.
Ethan Robinson
So, is Picard done? How does it end?
Josiah Price
For some reason I want to say this character's name was Broccoli, but that can't right, because The TNG crew would never ever relentlessly mock this poor man with severe mental health issues. I mean its the fucking future so naturally they wouldn't go around bullying him with a name elementary school children would find funny.
David Lee
Why is 7 of 9 suicidal and depressed now? Thats out of character
Jaxon Ross
Lucas Hernandez
I don't see VOY's Seven in any of it. May as well be a different character.
Xavier Jones
False alarm, sorry
Lincoln Thomas
>Voyager
Andrew Rogers
Why is STP such assy shit?
Benjamin Watson
Remember Star Trek: The Next Generation?
Caleb Cox
I just watch the new stuff.
Brody Jones
Stewart said he was inspired by Logan Picard literally gets injected with a serum to keep him running just like the end of Logan
Jacob Thomas
He acts nothing like Picard and really just acts like Patrick Stewart. They should have just called the show Stewart.
Caleb Sullivan
How will STP be remembered?
Jaxson Cooper
nothing in this show has function and complexity does it?
Alexander Powell
Worst part is they literally do nothing
Gabriel Williams
It will be dismembered.
James Reyes
I wish she posed like that in Playboy.
Mason Cruz
This was unexpectedly really bad. What was Shatner thinking?
How much better is 6?
Robert Bennett
That's too much for modern smart phone audiences.
Jayden Allen
Oh my God this last episode is garbage. Boring, obvious no surprises and undeserved emotion
Levi Russell
they never would have shown her shuttlebay, but i agree
Justin Lewis
>7 of 9 kills Narissa
>Synths build transmitter to signal the destroyers
>Romulan fleet arrives
>Starfleet arrives with acting captain Riker at the helm
>Soji decides to turn off the transmitter because the Federation agrees to protect the world from the Romulans
>Romulans fuck off, no big space battle
>Picard dies of his disease
>His consciousness is transferred into a simulation where he meets Data's actual consciousness that was downloaded from B4 and cloned from the neuron
>Picard and Data make amends about Data's original death and say their final words to each other
>Data's final request to Picard is that he wants to truly and permanently die
>Picard's consciousness is transferred into a synthetic body, an exact recreation which also will age at the normal rate of a human, but without his terminal condition
>Picard, Jurati, and Soong finally let Data permanently die
>The Federation synthetic ban is lifted
>Picard goes off with his crew
Christopher Ross
You saying the show took a turn for the worse?
Jacob Cook
Started watching TNG. Really enjoying it. But do I have to watch each and every episode to fully enjoy it? Or are there some that are superior than others?
Logan Fisher
We could be being saved by constant black holes, asteroids, solar flares etc right as we speak since our existence
Would you tell these higher beings to stop protecting us as we grow so we could be wiped out before we reach the stars?
Your morale is misguided
Lucas Gutierrez
>help me to watch the tv plsss
Andrew Howard
skip troi's mom eps
Alexander Wood
Wait is 7 a lesbian now
Jackson Stewart
>Stewart: I want to do old man logan but with Picard
>forgets the most important part is that the main character has to die
Fuck Patrick Stewart. Can't wait till next seasons episode about how the Federation fails to deal with some space pandemic.
Matthew Mitchell
sweetie
Wyatt Edwards
>>Picard's consciousness is transferred into a synthetic body, an exact recreation which also will age at the normal rate of a human, but without his terminal condition
So is this a clone technically and the real one died?
Blake Moore
You think this turd gets a second season?
Kevin Reyes
>Picard "loves" Data so much he became Data
FUCK THIS SHOW