Write the COVID-19 episode

>DUDE HALF LIFE ALYX IS OUT THIS WEEKEND
>WHAT? BUT DOOM ETERNAL IS OUT THIS WEEKEND STAN!
>YOU GUYS, BUTTERS BOUGHT ANIMAL CROSSING, HE'S SO STUPID YOU GUYYYSSS. ANYONE WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY: WARZONE THIS WEEKEND?
>NO WAY FATASS, WE'RE PLAYING HALF LIFE AT MINE!
>DUDE, DOOM ETERNAL.
>SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME
>YOU BETTER GO HOME ERIC, MMMKAY, YOU KIDS ALL GOTTA QUARANTINE MMMKAY, ALL SHOPS ARE CLOSING TONIGHT
>AW WEAK, I HAVE TO PICK UP MY COPY OF DOOM
>DON'T WORRY KIIIDS, IT'S ME GEORGE SHERMAN, CEO OF GAMESTOP, WE'RE NEVER CLOSING OUR DOORS EVER!!!
The rest of the episode is the boys barricaded in a gamestop while George Sherman fights off the military.
Also Lil Uzi Vert is playing in the background the whole time since Matt and Trey are so hip.

It's going to be a Butters Episode. Screenshot this.

Cartman freaks out over chinese, like he did about the 2008 olympics
Randy goes full toilet paper preparer mode
Kenny gets sick
If Garrison is still Trump he tries weaponizing it against immigrants
tie in another movie that just came out into the plot

Cartman gets an ipad

Something about cartman eating batsoup at the city wok

"PEople who worry about COVID-19 are equally as bad as people who don't worry about COVID-19 lmao u mad? im smarter than everyone:"

I fucking hate that they ruined his character. He was a funny supporting character that suddenly became a main character and they Peter Griffin'd him where now he's just a raging retard. I haven't watched South Park in years because of that and it started to suck and then watched the China episode and had to turn it off halfway through because it was so horribly unfunny. How the fuck are they still doing it?

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The chef cooks bat soup. Kenny dies first. Some character who loves to fap, hoards tp

The sad part is all of these suggestions could happen.

What episode did you give up on South Park bros?

the butters arc has potential

Everyone in the town gets infected because PC Principal can't stop going to the beach.

holy shit how can south park make you seethe this badly

I could see this being a real episode.

somewhere after season 17

i started rewatching it from the first season, now im halfway through season 15 and don't really feel like watching anymore

it would inevitably involve trump and likely trigger most of this board

Cartman runs around in hazmat suit causing panic while carrying toilet paper packs in his arms and keeps telling everyone Kyle was infected.

New season when

>caps lock = seething
mate, if there was an episode coming out this week it would be identical to what I wrote there and you know it. Every episode is littered with epic gaming references, they've done it non-stop since season 10.

Everyone tries to say it's just a flu as they all slowly die off

I didn't intentionally give up on it, but the last ones I cared enough to watch when they were new were 200 + 201.

skip 15 and watch 16, then stop

Everyone turns so paranoid that some families wont even touch their children so everyone in South Park starts to show their true colors, some pretend that everything is ok, some go ape shit, some start to go crazy etc.

Meanwhile Tom Hanks and his crew need adrenochrome desperately so they go to small towns and try to kidnapp children, they end on South Park and they see Butters playing in his room.

The celebs lure Butters into a van and Tom Hanks calls someone "we have one sir..."

On the other side of the phone is Satan looking really thin: "Well hurry the fuck up! I need my fix NOW!"

The Van goes to Washington DC for the Hell portal.

The boys find out about this and decide to rescue butters, they take a car and the police believe that they are contagious so they set up a statewide manhunt.

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There would be an awesome scene with this song were the boys encounter a roadblock, the police is even afraid to touch the car so Kenny decides to sacrifice himself for the group and takes off his suit and mask, he gets off the car and lays on the hood, he looks back at Stan and pushes down his hoodie....he clearly says "FLOOR IT". The cops shoot Kenny to pieces but they cant stop the car.

Season 16 is fucking awful.
Season 19 is the only recent season worth a watch.

16 had some good episodes
>Cash for Gold
>Butterballs
>I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

>Ozzy Osbourne tribute concert in China
>Kenny tries to copy Ozzy and dies as patient zero
>Randy defends China
>Cartman creates a monopoly on toilet paper, which goes bad, and Butters takes the blame
>Stan is scared and tries some experimental drugs Trump recommended
>Kyle makes a speech about how Trump is a fucking morron

>a nightmare on face time
>reverse cowgirl

Everyone dies from it but Kenny.

>Cash for Gold
Eh, it's okay, the best part is Cartman haggling with the asian ladies in that store.
>Butterballs
Terrible except for the Jacking it in Sand Diego song.
>I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
That one was kino, I agree.

I'm just gonna need to wipe your asshole sir.

Would have been good without the Blumpf stuff are you retarded the guy took a completely different drug

The town overreacts like they always do and shuts everything down...

When they introduced PC principal and when cartman stop being racist and shit

>>Kenny tries to copy Ozzy and dies as patient zero
Kenny had his head bit off by ozzy already. this is too similar.

>already begins with the world self isolating
>AAAAAHHH I HAVE TO GET OUT I NEED TO BUY SNEAKERS FROM WALMART
>GET BACK INSIDE RANDY YOU DON'T NEED SNEAKERS YOU'RE GOING TO GET SICK
>UUUGGGHHH KYLES MOM LETS HIS DAD BUY SNEAKERS

Randy refuses the lockdown because it's just a flu bro and muh freedoms and muh government can't tell me what to do. He gets the virus and is forced to stay at home, and then starts acting like a self-righteous smug celebrity online, telling people to stay indoors while making cringeworthy narcissistic videos about being locked down. Stan gets annoyed because he is in lockdown with Randy, who makes him and the family be part of his videos.

Cartman takes the opportunity to spread hatred toward Chinese people, in particular Mr Kim, whom Cartman is sure is deliberately spreading the virus to get rid of the Mongolians. Cartman eventually gets the virus and is treated by a Chinese immigrant doctor, and Kyle is like "I told you so, you shouldn't be racist" at the end of the episode.

>cartman purposely brings the virus to South Park because he heard from a recently banned internet personality that it has a higher mortality rate with Jews and wants to infect Kyle
>Randy flips the fuck out and becomes a hardcore prepper and moves his family to an abandoned ICBM bunker

Considering it's South Park, probably just more Reddit-tier "China Bad, Orange Man Good" jokes.

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Normal Words but a Panicking Sheep guy.

Fuck off Trey

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FUCKING CHRIST

TAKE THE GLOBAL WARMING EPISODE

REDUB EVERYONE SAYING GLOBAL WARMING WITH CORONA

ALL GORE IS REPLACED WITH A CORONA BOTTLE

UEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

END FUCKING THREAD

STARCRAFT TIME

I don't think it's even gonna get made considering they'd have to go outside and interact with people to make an episode.

Cartman is a stupid goy.

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>dude, stan, i think we should marry black girls and raise their kids
>kyle you're so right, lets go

meanwhile
>cartman gets corona on purpose and licks every surface in town while his mom gets pounded
>butters is sending all his money to an e-girl
>jimmy and timmy run a toilet paper racket like the mob, due to them being disabled and most at risk
>randy takes a big shit and yells and does a parody of that gay fucking corona song

It's no secret that Kyle's mom is a fat jew

JEE i SURE WISJ I LISTENED TO AL GORE SORRY AL GORE

based south park staying relevant, sitting on the proverbial fence, and being boldy self-aware

SIMPSONS DID IT

If you make it Nathan and Mimsey running the toilet paper racket and I'd tune in.