RELEASE THE JJ CUT

>grunts

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What's with the dumb facial expressions on everyone?

They were told to imagine their viewers

J "lens flare" J

Oh no Chewie that character we had so many memorable adventures with. Like that time he flew rey to not-hoth, and that time he flew rey to luke and many more.

No, please, no more

Gee, what happens if Rey farts?

>Straining
>Panting
>Grunts
kek

Chewie dies.

I don't care anymore because it was a forgettable non-film.

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The power creep really does suck. Remember when Luke was panting and sweating trying to hold up a few rocks and not drop yoda?

daisy is a bad actr....

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release the disney stock price cut

People need to fuck off with this meme. There's no such thing as a "JJ cut". One deleted scene that JJ removed himself won't make a difference.
Why didn't Finn just shoot at Ren's direction to distract him?

Imagine believing that this film can be fixed

>I'M SO OVERPOWERED THAT MY POWER OVERPOWERS MY POWERS
>OH SHIT I JUST BURNT CHEWIE TO A CRISP
>GUESS IT'S TIME TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS FOR ONCE
>OH WAIT HE'S FINE NEVERMIND

Absolutely based writing

-ess.
Somebody post the "wide eyes and open mouth" webm, I don't have it.

I hate what the Force turned into. In the original movie it's like a set of cheat codes where you can make strange animal noises, change people's minds, sense things that you can't see, and in the end Luke uses it to make a shot that the computers claim is impossible. It's cool how nebulous it is, like an actual force of nature. Now it's just like a lasso you can use to pull things towards you, and occasionally you can shoot lightning too.

imo it's the prequels and EU that turned it into videogame shit

Luke's force projection and Rey and Kylo's force bond is the most creative and interesting usage of the Force in a very long time

Unironically there probably is a ton of finished content that completely changes the movie in hundreds of different permutations, given that they were still picking an ending on Halloween.
It's pretty stupid to call it the JJ cut though. The JJ cut is what we got.

Did... Did... She just murder Chewbacca? What the fuck.

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palpatine even got some new moves in tros, but then went back to flanderized lightning guy

Yes, but on the bright side, plenty of barbecued wookie to eat for awhile

Abrams is such a hack even his fake "viral" marketing is copied from someone else.

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This should suffice.

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I genuinely can't think of any combination of deleted scenes or edits that would make this watchable. Maybe cut the entire first 5 minutes and save the Palpatine reveal for the third act of the movie. Cut out the scavenger hunt that makes up the entire first two acts of the movie. Flesh out the Knights of Ren, Hux, Keri Russel's character, and Babu Frik. It would require 75% of the runtime to be replaced.

Kek

Why didn't Rey just teleport onto the ship and save Chewie, then hyperspace skip to Exegol, kill the emperor and then make it back in time for dinner and medals?

remember when they randomly blow up notzam wesell's planet but then she's fine

Release the X cut is the most pathetic thing lately

So how exactly did this film tie all 3 trilogies together?

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What a bitch. Can you pass me some ribs?

Sure, have a wing too

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>millions of people actually paid money to see this

Fin: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY FINNA EBT NIBBA!!!!!"

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>I'M ACTING
Too bad they all can't use the force to act.

because palpatine and luke and rey

youtu.be/kBbRjvf1kPI

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the sheer amount of lensflare in this one fucking scene. lens flares are one cinematic technique that just doesnt belong in star wars

>This was directed by a professional

resting fish face

RIP Star Wars

>why didn't she sense chewie being alive, or not being in that ship, but later on she does when it's convenvient?
>why can they do jedi videoconferences now?
>why can they teleport shit now?
this was the dumbest shit, maybe ever. and I barely watched it, while doing some manual labor.

>why do they randomly die and disappear into thin air now? Vader had a proper burial with fire and shit and only then his jedi ghost appeared
luke just didn't want to live anymore. bye luke.
then the kylo ren shit, lost the will to live, bye rylo ken. who fucking wrote this shit

>intentionally release a bad cut of film
>release good cut after milking box office dry
>rake in additional millions on home media

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I miss chubby daisy

no, you don't

I miss daisy

Why did the ship exploded but when palpy does it they only turn off?

More like make the sequel trilogy NON-CANON and destroy every copy like it's The Song of the South.

release the penis snippet