Has like 2 minutes of screentime

>has like 2 minutes of screentime
>is the most memorable orc
How did he do it?

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By being excessively based

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That 2 minutes was more screen time than any other orc.

that orc is relentlessly handsome

i just remember wondering what the fuck i was looking at when he makes his first appearance and his head was turned away from the camera

That one leader orc from Fellowship had more. And the one leading the party that had Merry and Pippin also had a decent amount of screentime.

Because he was an homage to Bad Taste

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Objectively not true, unless you consider Uruk-Hai not orc.

Lurtz didn't look as memorable as tumorface though

>uruk
>the same as orcs

fucking brainlet

Uruk hai aren’t Orcs you knob

Face, sure, but because of the showdown with Aragoth(?) he is much more memorable.

He's an American

okay incels, you know the difference between orcs and uruk hai but im sure you dont know the difference between the vagina and the urethra

biased and nitpicking

lots of American military that stepped on a landmine can relate to him.

>Moved out of the way
Bitch ass pussy

Lurtz was easily the most memorable.

there's no difference if you're brave enough

>Aragoth(?)

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Manwë mio... el orco del media tierra...

based baitposter

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I think the Vagina was a dragon and the Urethra were a race of dark elves but I’ll have to go back and read the simarillion

based retard

*ahem*

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dangerously based

Looks like meat is back on the menu

literally who

>The Hobbit movies

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Perfect delivery
>Grond will breach it.
>That smile before he calls it in.

Charismatic

Uruk is Blackspeech for Orc you actual fucking retards.

Looks like smoothened Tuunbaq

Yes they are you dumb faggot. Uruk hai literally means "Orc folk". It's a generic Orcish term for any Orc that is especially big and mean. All of Saruman's hybrids were Uruk hai because their Man blood made them taller and stronger than the average scrawny Orc.

GROND

I just wanna know once and for all how Saruman got orcs and humans to fuck and breed.

He had Orcs rape captured women, I guess?

No they were thrown into a primordial ooze far far far under the ground and basically their genetics combined to form the nuOrk race.

>Only on xbox.

Uruk-hai are explicitly bred from orcs and goblin-men, another orc/human hybrid race.

Imagine making such a fucking shit orc design, God Almighty

FUCK HUMANS
FUCK WIZZIES
FUCK MANLETS
FUCK THE MIDDLE EARTH

lo

*lol

>hybrids
So you admit they aren't Orcs

>only white orc

daily reminder Gorbag is best orc

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Why was the pie-rat scum always late when there was knife-work that needs doing?

t. Noldorin

WRUUUAHHHH

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Why are Uruk-Hai so fucking based bros?
youtube.com/watch?v=1GlZSFFVk00

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oh shit

>casually sidesteps giant boulder
>spits on it
he was pretty fucking based

DaC V4 when bros? I think it's near, but does anyone know a release date?

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Nope, Jackson came in and slapped some shit on his maquette and it ended up looking good.

I think whoever wrote this mixed some things up it seems...

>Orc-men are explicitly bred from orcs and orc-men, another orc/human hybrid race.
That's what you just said. Retard.

They're unique among orks in how standardized and well trained they are. Their armor and weapons are very industrial, which fits Saruman's theme. Their use of pikes shows they were intended to be able to take on Rohan cavalry in the field, which again, shows realistic forethought and fits with Saruman's cunning. They are portrayed by actual actors which makes them more believable.

On a side note regarding pikes. I wish the Hobbit actually showed the Dwarfs using their pike blocks in the battle against sword wielding orks. Showing them chew through masses of infantry would have been a much better battle than the leaping cgi elves we got instead.

literally looks like a screengrab from a ps2 game

Oh, you're a lorelet then. I'll explain for you.
>orc-men, goblin-men
>cunning, devious, and cruel races of men with orcish aspects
>pure orcs
>likely descended from corrupted elves or men
>uruk-hai
>bred by saruman and later sauron breeding the best elements from orcs and mannish races to create powerful, resilient, sunlight-resistant soldiers

>inb4 hurrhurr orc-mens is just orc-mens u just said lololololol

This. The thought of disciplined bloodthirsty elite orcs drilled in fighting in formation with advanced weaponry (bar Elven, Dwarven and Numenorrean ones) under the themes of Middle Earth's equivalent of Industrial Revolution is pretty fucking badass.

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Lurtz is the most memorable “orc,” but if you’re gonna say he’s technically an uruk then the crown goes to gothmog

>how did he do it
because he has a ton of great quotes

based Gorbag loremaster

the bogdanoffs are said to have a ~magnetic~ presence

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