600 POUND LIFE THREAD

600 POUND LIFE THREAD - BRAND NEW EPISODE STARTS AT 8:00PM EASTERN - EXACTLY 1 HOUR FROM THIS POST ON TLC CHANNEL

Season Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=2MtRci_uzXg

Season 8 Episode 13: Dominic's Story

At over 600 lbs, Dominic seeks Dr. Now's help to face life's challenges without using food to cope.

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NOTE: Someone will have to probably take over making threads after this one hits the bump limit! (DRUNK)

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Confess your quarantine food sins.

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Happy Fatkino

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So much Twinkies and Spam. So much fear. I hope my dad makes it through all this or I'll probably snap.

I made chocolate chip cookies for the first time they were delicious and way better then my wifes. I ate them all in the course of 24 hours

I'm rationing my meals to the strict minimum even though I'm pregnant

I'm about to eat some Butterfinger Bites.

post tummy

I drank 3 cream sodas in a row the other day. That's about 870 empty calories.

>Someone will have to probably take over making threads after this one hits the bump limit! (DRUNK)
how bad is your alcohol problem user? I ask you every week and you never respond and it makes me worry about you. Are you okay?

I bought 3 handles of pic related before my liqour store closed
line was thru 2 ailse, 2 cute college girls were in front of me wondering if there was a there was only a 2 max limit and said oh this guy has more "eh i don't know about that stuff though" , "hehe yeah, I can pour it in another bottle no one knows the difference", "oh that's smart" 2nd girl with obvious disgust "No, with those you can tell"

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And what of good Bingo user?

My mother bought 8 fucking bottles of bourbon that sized for this.

We eatin'
SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS SNACK SNACKS NIGGA
Err'body gettin'
FAT FAT FAT NIGGA

>tonight's fatty lives in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
Rev up those memes boys.

>Bowel obstruction

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA bitch can't poop.

>tfw poop goes sideways

I hate so much sugary food this past week that I'm breaking out in acne

ate*

Enjoy your downie baby.

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dumb-ass

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I purposely avoided that when I stocked up last week. I'm using this time to work out at home as much as I can and still eat well, but healthy, as long as I can get healthy food.
Gonna need to make some decisions when i go to the store the next couple of days, though. Still not gonna buy shit food, but my options might be limited. I cook, though, so as long as I can get SOME base ingredients, I'll be okay.

i wonder when coronachan will start showing up in the episodes
Dr Now: "follow the diet, exercise, get psychotherapy, and stay inside"

next season since they film a year in advance

These episodes were all shot throughout 2019 so Coronachan won't affect this season. It's next season that might be fucked up by it.

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This was all filmed a year ago or more. The current season ends in May. I don't think they put out a casting call after the one for this season in 2018, so this might be the last one. TLC hasn't announced a season 9, either.

Jus one lil egg roll

Ah Ayg
Or as some call Rawl

b-but my comfy wednesdays

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don’t post something like that ever again. I don’t know what I’d do if I couldn’t watch fatkino with you all

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Poor kids. Their mother will be dead before they graduate high school, this woman WILL gain the weight back.

come to /asp/ and watch AEW professional wrestling with us
the Hardcore Legend Jimmy fucking Havoc is wrestling Cody Rhodes tonight which is going to be crazy

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been eating nothing but combinations of sausage, egg, beans, bacon, toast and oats for the past few days

Trans girls can't actually have kids you know

How much money to make sweet passionate love to James K?

Don't blame me. Go whine at TLC, I'd be fine if they keep going, but it's their call.

He looks like a complete faggot.

Trannies aren't girls you know

i had a candy bars and some chips yesterday and a pizza on sunday

Are they doing Dynamite tonight? Are they going to postpone it after this one or are they going to keep going with an empty stadium? I'm like 3 episodes behind so I kinda hope they postpone it for a while.

I guarantee the fatasses will blame coronavirus for why they have to eat 20,000 calories a day and can't get out of their beds.

Your shits must be legendary.

probably drank about 6L of Canadian whisky this past week not too sure
are bunch of Salsa Verde doritos and Hot n Spicy Cheez Its and some Beef n Cheddars from Arby's and some Double Cheeseburgers and McChickens and 20pc nuggets with blended BBQ/sweet and sour sauce and fries and some bacon flavor spray cheese on some sandwiches I made and also crackers and got 2 cans of Vienna Sausages I'm about to eat.
There has been more but I don't feel like going on.

I completely forgot about last weeks but I'm here now, how was it?

>these fucking commercials still exist

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they're having it tonight
he slays mad pussy

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This bitch's weight distribution is hilarious - shelf ass, always funny.

"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

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Last week had one of the most amazing backstories in fatkino history. The rest of the episode itself was so-so but the first 20 minutes was mindblowing.

FWIW this was posted on December 13, 2018 by the production company of Dr. Now's son and it's still stickied on their NormieBook page. As of November 21, 2019 they're still expecting new candidates.

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What's the best episode so far?

Reminder that the woman from last episode is in a coma and dying. Links on the plebbit my 600 lb life page.

There's still a few people out there who don't have a NutriChopper™

>Eyeliner
>Makeup
>Painted Nails
>pictures with females
which one of these means he gets pussy

It is warm now and the wasps have returned. They have access to the attic and may now appear in any room at any time. I am sur

Been catching up on this season and this guy killed me with his voice and manner of speech. Was he reading a script or do you think he actually speaks like that?

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this season? John and Lonnie, Seana, Joyce, and Gina best so far. For me, it was John and Lonnie overall with Joyce and Seana tied for #2
as far as best ever the Assanti trilogy can't really be topped, parts 1 and 2 being the best

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was this the gay dude?
he was hilarious

whenever i jerk off i get extremely hungry and being confined inside means ive been jerking off a lot lately

Until TLC announces a new season, they can cast all they want. Casting =/= hired and season filming.

>pizza arrived 1 minute before fatkino starts

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Thanks

>"couldn't fit into panties"

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Steven and Justin's story

In case any user lost their papers

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Peppocorona and pineapple?

>that fat and homeless

Sausage, onions, jalapenos, bacon.

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Here we go, boys.

GAME TIME LADS

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>600+ pounder living in van with other obese man
damn this is going to be a kino

These are the Chicanos that post with American flags on Yas Forums

How can a homeless man be that fat? HOW?!

Why is pizza so comfy

yum

My thoughts exactly.
Let's do this, anons.

IMAGINE THE STENCH

Did you disinfect it?

>how'd you sleep?

I can't train nearly as much as i'm used to so i'm starving myself because I don't deserve it

>first shot is a car shot
Something new each week.

>600lb homeless brothers

HOLY KINO

I meant this season, but thank you

Holy shit that fucking order jesus christ dear god I want to die

>that order
Holy fuck

This episode is going to be travel kino. fresno to houston is 26 hrs. unless they catch a plane.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>6 bacon egg and cheese biscuits
>6 hash browns
>2 triple griddles
>3 big breakfasts
WEW

>homeless
>spends $40 on breakfast

>ILL HAVE 2 NUMBA 9s

They could have paid rent for a month with what they spent on breakfast

America truly is the greatest country in the world

>I'll have 2 number 9's-

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yep, that's us. You're probably wondering how we got here.

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thanks user, i lost mine again

Money goes to food instead of rent, obviously.

"Large chocolate shake with whipped cream"

That's how.

These men are adapted to being in a vehicle, no LAYGZ for them.

now thats a gut

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C O M F Y

>get food stamps
>eat them

big breakfastes*

If he farts in there does it fill up with gas and pic related happens?

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RIP cameraman who had to film in the brap van

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I was homeless and living on the street for 6 months a few years back when I was 24.
I didn't have a car to sleep in, so I had to roam around and sleep in heavily wooded areas.

America, explain yourself..

>eats all of it in one sitting
>"that was gud :)"
im dying

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If they ate even like a fat ass they could have a place to live

Good fucking Lord, bros. This is insane.

I just got here, whats with the hotels?

I really need to stop eating supper while watching this

its art

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>Calculates cost of motel room vs meals

Yeah, this one is gonna be enraged. My anger boner is already twitching. Pure victimhood here, and serious mental illness.

Jesus, user. Glad you got out of it.

a pretty bad heroin addiction would probably be cheaper than what this dude spends on fast food daily desu

doesn't look like bingo user is around this week
here's an old template

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It's like I'm watching a Coen brothers film.

Showering 1 time every week or two id say imagine the smell but I don't want to

California?

Weight predictions. I'm gonna pick 700. No way he's under 650. That's a BIG boy.

They live in a van

A single hit of heroin would probably kill him at this point.

>buttered tortillas

I'm here.

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He looks like a brown Grimace with a beard

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