ITT: Absurd deaths

Rip i liked this girl, even if she never made a genuinely good movie

>Gareth Wyn Williams (26 September 1978 – c.16 August 2010) was a Welsh mathematician and employee of GCHQ seconded to the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS or MI6) who was found dead in suspicious circumstances at a Security Service safe house flat in Pimlico, London, on 23 August 2010.

>Police visited Williams's home during the afternoon of Monday 23 August 2010, as a "welfare check" after colleagues noted he had been out of contact for several days. His decomposing naked remains were found in a red The North Face bag, padlocked from the outside, in the bath of the main bedroom's en-suite bathroom. The police had gained entry into his top floor flat in Alderney Street, Pimlico at around 16:40. His family alleged that crucial DNA was interfered with and that fingerprints left at the scene were wiped off as part of a cover-up. No fingerprints, palm-prints, footprints or traces of Williams's DNA were found on the rim of the bath, the bag zip or the bag padlock. A key to the padlock was inside the bag, underneath his body.

>The inquest found that his death was "unnatural and likely to have been criminally mediated." A subsequent Metropolitan Police re-investigation[2] concluded that Williams's death was "probably an accident".

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his death is like something from the Final Destination movies
so bizarre

Clueless and Girl Interrupted are pretty good though

It's fucking crazy how her mom didn't even get charged

What a silly guy. He accidentally put himself into a bag and padlocked himself from the outside. Jokes were had!

>probably an accident
lmao very Clintonian

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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>In 1617, a merchant in the municipality Grossglockau slit up his abdomen so that the intestines fell out; he then pulled out his stomach and threw it on the bed. The chronicler notes he lived long enough to regret his action.

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How did she get onto the roof and into the water canister though?

Imagine willingly buying a car filled with electronics to the brim.

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That scene in Sin City was very good.

Given that the key was in the bag I'm inclined to believe it was an accident. Probably some weird fetish like he jerks off in bags or something.

>$0.01 has been deposited into your account.

>Her silk scarf, draped around her neck, became entangled around the open-spoked wheels and rear axle, pulling her from the open car and breaking her neck.

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that's a long neck

>Chrysippus was watching a donkey eat some figs and cried out: "Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs", whereupon he died in a fit of laughter.

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>black mold
>symptoms: sneezing, coughing, watery eyes
Did she have asthma or something? Unless you're inhaling spoonfuls of it, mold isn't actually very dangerous

>we know for a fact it was a mental breakdown, redditor
The "fact" you're talking about is occam razors bullshit that explains away everything, even a six year old can see why most of it's reasoning is retarded. The only ones who seem to buy into it, ironically, are redditors and fedoras

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Quasimodo predicted all this

There's an (old?) greentext floating around about a guy that almost killed himself by jerking off in his freezer and it getting stuck shut, so it wouldn't surprise me.

>what is a manic episode

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>How did she get onto the roof
Fleeing whatever terror she was imagining, she entered the roof the way anyone else would. It was a run-down hotel, she just went through the doors to the roof.

> and into the water canister though?

climbed the ladder on the little room next to the cannisters, opened the hatch on top, and climbed in

He bought a Jeep, that's what fucking happened!

>t. murderer

Can I get a rundown on this with video thx

The roof door was closed, if I remember correctly, and the canister hatch were tightly shut or even completely locked. I don't remember all too well.

hello, based department?

>it's real
I seriously always thought she OD'd.

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And then her husband also just died a year later of the same thing

this guy was at a safehouse. why the hell would he be jerking off like that there?

>Trusting a Chrysler

>The roof door was closed, if I remember correctly,
Like I said it's a run-down hotel, unlikely that it was locked.

> and the canister hatch were tightly shut or even completely locked. I don't remember all too well.
It was shut but does not have a lock. Easy to open.

An old landlady said she was awoken one night by him shouting for help, he'd tied himself to his bed 'to see if he could escape' but couldn't

He'd been living there for a while, it's not like a safe house in a film where people go to hide

You've mis-remembered literally every detail and then asserted your recollection as an argument.
This is the stupidest thing I've read in months.

died like an idiot, parents being jews sue car company and got a nice settlement out of it.

Based based based

Who is this?

Anton Yelchin

was computer guy with Russian accent in star trek reboots

this was the plot of an episode of Monk

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>Buzzfeed employee
based feds

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Enemy of the people

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you mean psychotic episode my dude

He wouldn't join the cult but knew too much.

I liked Spun.

having lived with my schizo mom who an heroed, this woman's body language is pretty spot on

There was never any evidence that it was mold. The house was cursed though.