Dr. Grant, I'm DNA.
Dr. Grant, I'm DNA
Jackson Thomas
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Nathaniel Ross
Frog DNA, no charge
Brody Ross
is that pusy? what does pusy taste like?
Ryder Moore
Dr. Grant, I'm hello John
Nicholas Collins
>Spare no expense
>Doesn't pay his IT guy
Jason Martin
Tree sap
Levi Ward
ALAN?
Grayson Richardson
Hello John
John Sullivan
What did John do with his clones?
Isaiah Long
He abandoned them, hoping they'd all die from the lysine contingency, but they survived by getting lysine from other sources, and then some of them changed sex and they started reproducing amongst themselves.
Eli Nguyen
Bullshit. I bet he just fed them to the dinosaurs
Ayden Scott
>my fee? You can keep it. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the Johns. A male, a buck only. How and why are my business.
Julian Hughes
Ran his business empire for InGen, that's how he funded Jurassic Park. All those "investors" he talked about were his clones.
Julian Lewis
Uhh... you don't get to clone friends...
Jonathan Gray
>...what species is this?
>Uh, it's a Hammond
Jaxson Johnson
EVEN DAAHH NAWW SOOOWS
Joseph Hill
HE'S AN ALTRUISTIC PERVERT
Ryan Foster
Hello John!
Jose Miller
turned them into cheap labor
Owen Nelson
So much for our first thread, two shitposters and one saged copypaste.
Joseph Williams
You you two uh, dig up, uh dig up dinosaur bones?
Ian Watson
You're a clever girl.
Justin Green
This rich guy comes into your trailer, and slaps open that champagne you were saving.
What do you do?
Matthew Green
John paid Newman EXACTLY what Newman asked to be paid.
I'm sorry about your financial problems, I really am. But they are: YOUR. PROBLEMS.
Isaiah Nelson
Hack his computers with my Unix skills
Juan Collins
Probably figured he'd get a good inheritance from his dad
Xavier Richardson
You'd think he would be a little more forgiving considering he was nedrys dad.
John Morgan
ah ah ahh
ah ah ahh
ah ah ahh
Jason Phillips
PLEASE
Jackson Morales
HISSSSSSSSSSS
Anthony Harris
BEEP
Easton Foster
Mister Deedelay, where did you come from?
Grayson Butler
Did we ever see anyone die on camera from a velociraptor? It's always obscured or it cuts away.
Nathaniel Brooks
Are these characters autoerotica?
Gavin Thomas
I never read the book, is it how explained how John came to be the head of a major dinosaur cloning company despite knowing nothing about dinosaurs or cloning? The movie makes it seem like he knew jack shit about dinosaurs and just wanted to make wacky theme parks. Also the part where he said his first 'park' was a tiny mechanical flea circus made me think he was originally dirt poor if he was depending on kids and street walkers to give him money to look at it
Robert Ramirez
From your butt!
Liam Harris
>chilli and seabass
Who the fuck does this?
Eli Johnson
Remember when this was an actual scene in JP3?
God every movie but the first sucked
Alexander Miller
>Spared no expense
>Couldn't afford to build a concrete moat around the exhibits like every other zoo in the world
Nathan Gonzalez
>The self-replicating boomers
Horror kino.
Jayden Roberts
Those that catch Chilean seabass
Ian Gonzalez
Deck him right in his 104 year old face
Tyler Perez
It could have been worse, John. A lot worse.
Jaxon Evans
>"CUNT!!!!"
William Hughes
John isn't the head of a dinosaur cloning company he's the CEO of Ingen a megacorp with it's fingers in many pies Jurrasic Park is just a side project. In the book it was just a cover for their more nefarious uses of gene splicing and cloning tech.
Book Hammond and Movie Hammond are basically different characters with Book Hammond being your typical corporate bad guy that only cares about profit and his image, while movie Hammond is well intentioned and wanted to use advanced technology to amaze people with something they have never seen before.
As for his understanding of dinosaurs and cloning he probably isn't an expert he's the just the guy signing the checks as well as being the idea guy.
Kayden James
>HELLO, John. HELLO, John. HELLO, John. HELLO, John. HELLO, John. HELLO, John.
>Fine I guess, but, eh, how did I get here?
>HELLO, John. Well, HELLO, John, first I'll need a "HELLO, John." You're "HELLO, John" to be exact.
>*poke* Ooh.... HELLO, John.
>Relax, John, it's all part of the miracle of cloning.
>Hello, John.
>Hehe, Hello, John.
>HELLO, John.
>Hello.
>Hello, John.
>HELLO, John.
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Ayden Lewis
You ever seen The Prestige?
Sebastian Cox
What a complete slob.
Jonathan Sanchez
the things folk create
Kayden Howard
Dominic Brown
GET IN THE ROBOT NEDRY
Ethan Cooper
Heh heh hehhh, aarrrhehehe heh HEH HAR HAH HAAR!
Logan Gray
>IRL it would have been vore or tanny gashes filling the screen.
Jack Roberts
Stick his head under the seismic scanning thing and fire it.
Christopher Wilson
Welcome to Late Cretaceous park!
Justin Phillips
>But John, grass hadn't evolved like this during that time. This isn't accurate!
>You're right, send a flamethrower and herbicide squad.
David Cooper
I made that webm!
Ryder Martinez
Spared no expense.
Zachary Bell
Jeremiah Ross
Anthony Allen
AAAAAARRRRHHHHHHH
Daniel Roberts
How did they clone the prehistoric plants? Why did they even bother? Was it the male mosquitoes drinking nectar?
Julian Myers
>White bitches dead we gett'n da fuck outta here.