/hmmm/ Dark Crystal

Please no earth politics. Discord trannies vs Yas Forumstards will be the deathblow to this general
instead of the cancellation annoucement

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>Tek falls into the chasm
>STAHP

season 2 when

When this virus fucks off

I love how this has become the latest excuse for there being no renewal.

>no, money has absolutely nothing to do with the dark crystal.
Not entirely true for one of them

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Is there any actual coinage? The tithe is mostly food and craft goods, no?

Coward, real men do it like in this video
youtu.be/zX5AHYZ5NJM?t=41

No, there must some coinage too. Or at least there must be some at the castle, even if the gelfling don't pay in coins. Maybe the skeksis invented coinage just to keep it to themselves.

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this, I was actually pleasantly surprised to find actual real life centrists here even. Doesnt happen often. I think one should just say that the themes of this flick can be pretty cozy and they are not often shown to the public. Some of them are quite wholesome and nice.

But the whole energy draining theme for life is perhaps the one vocal point that a lot of the ones on the right wish to teach people about. As a sort of warning against the predators that inhabit society alongside us!

But other than that, the characters do not resemble political groups at all. There is some very specific occult lore/world building lore inside of this series. But its not like real life world lore.

Its just a nice and cozy flick. It wouldnt be fair to politicize it.

>actual real life centrists
In my country most people are centrists. Nice and boring. Almost like Thra for 95% of skeksis reign. Got a little shitty at the end.

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COMIC STORYTIME

Maybe they did it just to keep Shod busy

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>they invented a job to keep the retard happy because he's still skeksis
That sounds likely, actually.

you are rarer than you know. In the west and on the internet especially there are nearly none of you left. Most people these days are in one camp or another. That wage warfare against eachother of sorts ha. I can go easily into another board and not even engage in politics, but the moment I even mention something like "hey, do you wish to self improve, maybe go to /sig/ on Yas Forums, or maybe even Yas Forums or one of our many other sites"

and you just have to see the people immediately light up with infinite rage and anger. Even if the topic of self improvement was part of the OP.

I dont quite understand this mindset myself. I, perhaps like the old centrists, just was interested in stuff, and if someone offered me knowledge I was happy to at least try it out a bit. Whether its left, right wing, or completely bizarre.

This calm spirit of the past is almost nowhere to be found. So it was nice that it was found in one of these threads lol.

Alien Portal Machine = Tek's Skekgina
Sample = My dick
Resonance Cascade = Unforeseen Consequences

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Eh, there's more sane people than you think. Maybe not in Anglo countries at the moment, but that's not the whole world, thankfully. Just don't let them drive you crazy. The people who scream the loudest are the ones you need to ignore.

Anyway, this place is comfy and will stay comfy.

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Oh, and what I find also helps is watching some good old 90s and early 2000s shows. No controversy, no whining, just good and sometimes thoughtful tv that no one can ruin with their bitching.
I'm enjoying my Farscape rewatch. That show is wonderful.

il watch over you guys from time to time to make sure that it remains comfy :)

tho I do not wish to impede upon your way of life. Just for the average predators of the internet that may lurk some places lol

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Finally, the truth! #cancelHup #stopskekbullying

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Hope you guys been having a great day today

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>line go down so the poor must die
I just want more dark crystal. why must the line go down?

For the skeksis to live.
Also the older gelfling must be sacrificed in order for the big line to go up. We need their essence for the greater good, yes.

If the line goes down enough we'll have to film season 2 ourselves after Netflix has gone bankrupt.

Hey, if Louis and the team make a GoFundMe I'll donate generously.

And people wonder why villains are often more popular than heroes.
Having a good day, and god bless that scene for launching the triglaive fetish and nothing else
I wonder if the Skeksis have their own bathrooms (or chamber pots) or just share the couple that are dotted around the castle.

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I assume they all have a little ensuite. And the Emperor has a big one with a private bath for when he's sick of sharing.

I wish they would. I'd go door to door asking for donations if it would make a difference.

I started to really love urGoh more now, he's actually really cute and I want to hug him

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I like that even for a Mystic he seems a bit slow. Must be all the drugs. But he's very cute.

Tek is not for lewd. How dare you.

Tek is absolutely for lewd, but only wholesome lewd.

Tek would very much enjoy being, hugged, cuddled, and sexed.

this show probably cost more than your average lottery win. the only way it gets a second season is if the $160bil corporation greenlights it.

Same here, along with having him rest on you like a weighted blanket or get caught under a Mystic dog pile

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>wholesome lewd
this doesnt make any sense

SkekAyuk is fucking slaying it

>pushes everyone but So out of the way
>doesn’t even get overshadowed by Emperor, they dance as equals
Ayuk’s presence is unmatched.

It's easy to outdance the other when they are barely dancing. Var is just darting back and forth, Tek is doing a weak interpretative dance and Zok is just rising the roof occasionally while just bouncing in place

Reminder that it's a 60 something year old woman in the Ayuk getup pulling those sick moves. Louise Gold is based.

IIRC they need an assistant puppeteer to move the arms of the Skeksis, so there's an extra person in close proximity to take account for.
>Louise Gold is based.
Truer words are never said

I regret not actually meeting Louise Gold at the con. I felt like she might tear my head off or something. Plus she was loud enough that I felt like I already did meet her.

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Yes it does, comfy pics like this and such. And also, you know, lewds that are not rape.

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It's basically softcore porn.

Rose, other name, etc

Well then maybe they should do something cool for once instead of lazing about peacefully in their lesbian separatist commune, ever think about that?

I can understand that, sometimes meet someone like her can be intimidating. But just remember for next time that she is there to meet fans, so there's nothing to worry about.
But if they didn't hide away, they risk getting caught and imprisoned by their other halves. And who know what would happen to them in Skeksis jail.

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I imagine skeksis would try to hurt other skeksis by hurting their Mystics. If skekSil is around urSu will have an unfortunate lethal accident.

it hurts. i just wanna pet them.

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