How are you holding up, Yas Forums?

i've been quarantined for the past 5 years, but this quarantine is driving me insane because now all the normies are quarantined with me. my family never leaves the house and never shuts the fuck up. they stay up till 3am yelling and scream, keeping me awake even though i still have to work and get up at 6am. all the fucking summerfags are also infecting the boards. this is terrible.

>this faggot again
please just have sexy times

I'm actually losing weight here! Pretty good desu.

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In the words of olden times: DO IT FAGGOT

don't do it yet, bro. if shit really hits the fan, i'm starting a gang of raiders and we'll travel the land stealing toilet paper stashes, killing cops, and raping 15 year olds. it will be heaven on earth.

same, my dad has beat me and my mom almost every day since this quarantine began

Everything as usual then.

How are you holding up, Yas Forums?

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go out for runs while you can. your mental state is mostly hormones, anyway.

Closer?

my mom divorced my dad last year and after living with my them as the "man" of the house for the past year, i finally understand why my father hated us so much. i would be lying if i said i didn't sometimes think about murdering them all. trust me, if your dad didn't beat your mom, she would be ten times worse.

I’m fucking horny 24/7 and it’s annoying. How can someone who’s never had sex before have this much of a sex drive?????

oh sure, i'll go out for a run alright. straight off a cliff.

makes sense

Watching goodfellas getting stoned as shit. So pretty normal I guess. Applied for unemployment Incase I get fucked over.

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Motivate me to finish the last 4 episodes of the original Twin Peaks show.

Pretty good. Collecting unemployment insurance , studying up on my EMT skills for when I can actually get a job going, and working out all the time.

This is basically just like an extended vacation for me , I'm already stocked up in case SHTF. Currently watching and reading all the stuff on my list I haven't been able to work through. Next up is "The Wind that Shakes the Barley"

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that works

she saw a black guy during her run

Nah, We're in this Together. The Fragile is such a great album that I don't listen to enough.
youtube.com/watch?v=56vLS_KPp9I

Actually feeling great I've been a lot more confident, enjoying little things in life and finally talked to the qt at work and she was genuinely interested in the conversation, only bad thing is the feeling of regret for not talking to people more and not coming out of my shell earlier I noticed it boosts my spirit a little. For the first time probably since childhood I feel happy

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Nice.

You'll just wake up covered in lithium puke.

>go for a walk in my little UK village on a sunny afternoon. See similarly aged chads and stacies hanging out in their couples and cliques
>see cute running girl get lost
>remember that she will never give me the time of day
>day ruined

Bored. Is there just nothing on television? No good films in the last 5 years? Nothing? I've scanned over shit because I normally never watch TV or film, but there's just endless piles of stupid shit that I'm not interested in. It feels like I'm too old to enjoy any of this shit.

>forgets meme arrow
you can't even be a faggot correctly can you?

make it 12 and I'm down for it

Why is this normalfag blog thread still up?

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo???????????????????????????????,,
television and film??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

hellooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOO

you can take a 12 year old for your wife, but you can't just rape and 'scape

Idris Elba.

Fuck you

Not bad. My wife is working from home so we get to fuck and watch kino more often. Pretty damn sure we already caught the chink flu at the beginning of march and got over it, so I like going out and ignoring social distancing.

kinos for this feel?

I'll do something and my mom will argue with me about it after the fact. It's the dumbest fucking thing and I have no idea why she does it. Everything I do she'll turn it into an argument when it doesn't matter by that point anymore. This morning I returned my rental car after some retard totaled my actual car.
>why did you turn it in you still had another week
>why did you go by yourself and walk home, i could have driven you
>why didn't you do x
>why didn't you do y
Like Jesus Christ woman, it doesn't fucking matter. None of this fucking matters and bringing it up after the fact doesn't change anything. I didn't want to go with you because walking for an hour is less painful than 10 minutes of having you nag me. I can't wait to move out this summer. Living with her is pure suffering.

>look, daddy's home!

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Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner

going to jerk your 4" penis off to the thought of that, cuck?

well alright. i'd feel bad anyway, i'm not that big an asshole. and there's some twisted sense of responsibility in here too

yeah, i swear its like a woman NEEDS someone to make miserable, so when she ditches her husband, she then shifts her focus onto her sons and just nags them and drives them nuts instead. i'm literally about to go live in my car if it would stop fucking snowing already.

Wait until our dollars don’t mean shit anymore, then will talk.

I have a crush on this girl at work and I think she likes me too. Problem is we never really talk we just look at each other often, I catch her staring from time to time. This has gone in for months. I was walking to the break room and passed her making eye contact, she looked at me and smiled. Anyways I know this all sounds very sappy but I really can’t take it anymore, I’m tired of being a lonely, angry incel. I’m thinking about just walking up to her and asking her out on a date. Thanks for reading my blog.

If I have to marry I want a prime 10 year old.

actually i changed my mind, if you take a woman, you're out of the gang because i don't want any simps around compromising the raids because they're too scared of dying and leaving behind a widow.

fuck you

Still gotta put food on the table breh. Working 40 hours weeks.

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but they're sad user!!

It’s called being human, sex is a basic need.

they never leave the house, so many summerfags are are on this board 3 months earlier than they were expected

don't do that. go insult her instead.

sex is a basic sneed

really? do you die without it?

good for you i guess. personally i'd rather just ride out the thrill of those eye-contact moments until she loses interest

I’ve been eating pure garbage so I feel like shit. Rewatching Mad Men though so that helps.

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i live out in the boonies, no vehicle and only have one of those small mom and pop grocery stores, and they been sold out for week or more now. town is almost 20 miles away. starting to get hungry, been rationing my spaghetti o's to 1 can a day and a piece of toast. i hope they get some food in soon. at least my dogger has 2 full bags of food

Well you got a 50 50 chance. Remember you can still be friends if she turns you down. Don’t sperg out dude.

Yeah, with a bullet in the brain.

fuck you and fuck your whore she must have fucked at least a couple guys waiting for your cuck ass to make a move

go eat some bats, chang

Do it, similar thing happened with me at the gym I was going to, there was this girl there, didn't look like the stereotypical gym goer, she was petite and cute, we even talked quite a bit, I could tell she had some interest, but I never had the courage to change the subject from the usual small talk, now I never see her anymore, even before the virus thing, not sure if she moved or changed schedule, she's gone and I'll never know.

finally allowed to work from home. have set everything up in my kitchen and have a real comfy setup, but i worry that i'm going to go insane not speaking to a human being in person for the next few months

It is nice to know someone’s checking you out.

only on the inside

if i didn't have to talk to anyone for a whole month, i would probably become sane finally.

Miserable. My family won't let me out of the house for a second because of the quarantine. They're all really paranoid, especially for me because I'm a type 1 diabetic. They keep pestering me to take my temperature and make sure I'm not showing any symptoms. I can't wait to move into my own place this summer.

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