Hi user, I have 400 kilos of cocaina, I want you to move them for me

Fuck you? Of course I will.

Move my dick in your ass.

I'll move them through your pusy into my nose

*starts chainsaw*

She had a phat ass

HOW THE FUCK was she not killed? Any man doing this shit would be flayed alive in 10 minutes. She literally spent the entire season unsubtly approaching random people and asking them to betray felix by helping her sell coke on the side, something that they could be killed for for even considering. Is the power of the pussy that strong!?

>get your 90% fictions amalgamation ass out of here squat thot!

Shes beltran leyva in real life

I answer by asking "whats in it for me?" If there isn't a footjob or some titty grabbing I'm not fucking around with that much coke.

"I dont wanna go to a mexican prison for eternity mam, im calling the police"

Let me sniff your asshole and I'll do it.

They did Miguel Angel dirty in the end

I'm an undercover cop. Gas grass or ass mamacita

In the show he deserved it. In real life? I have no idea because they made up so much shit in the show but he probably deserved it

I want to move your legs apart

Thirsty for milk

>You want me to help you move 300 kilos of cocaine?
>Sure, I will help you move 200 kilos of cocaine.
>Where do you want me to move this 100 kilos of cocaine?

call 911 lol

I hate it when women smoke. Cringe

>will you bust my balls if i fail you??

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Leche por favor

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basado y rojopillado

a boot full

goddammit before I die i'm gonna get a latina wife even if I have to travel to mexico and tempt her with a green card

if you ain't got the clientele then say hell no
'cause they gon' want their money rain, sleet, hail, snow

It’s my coke now.

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>all around the world today, the kilo is the measure~
>a kilo is one thousand grams, easy to remember!

Sorry but that's against the law.

>they actually had to tone down what happened to Guero Palma and his family for television because the real life story is even worse

if she smokes, she pokes

>sure give me a couple of days.
>what’s the price?

u-up my ass???

>bounce around the whole season trying to get a connection
>BTFO every single time
>only serious relationship is with one other character
Why the hell did her story need to be told? Pacho eventually made the decision to hang Felix out to dry on his own so her connection to Columbia was not that crucial in the end anyway.

He deserved it a bit less than the spics he was trying to keep in line. Just as well, now I have no sympathy when the rest of them gets captured or die

blocks your brap

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>Why the hell did her story need to be told?
Her tits.

I miss Tata's tatas.

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Uh yeah hi sweetie, where is a man I can talk business with?

2.2 pounds

Marica

Me la quiero tirar

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she's so hot

I take them as women she’s not going to do anything because maybe have sex with for being powerful.

16 football fields
or precisely 13.2 olympic sized swimming pools
or roughly 2 cheeseburgers in inches

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About 2.5 freedom units

Women are ultimately easily replaced meat of you’re a man with money and power the Latin’s are a sentimental foolish people so of course they the mistake of valuing them at all.

People have been asking me about why I hate the US military

What happened? I was trying to read up on this but couldn't find much.

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listen here you spic cunt.

no one moves cocaine in MY TERRITORY.

This is your first and final warning. You either leave in a plane or in a bodybag.

Tread.
Lightly.

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rape, murder, then take the 400 kilos for myself so I have a lifetime supply

Yeah it's a cool show but the real story is much more interesting. And yes, he was a dirt bag in real life but it was because he had to be, he saw the big picture.