Staying Home Edition
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Owen Diaz
Easton Jones
Gangster Computer God worldwide SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY, made possible SOLY by worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls, especially LIFELONG CONSTANT THRESHOLD BRAIN WASH RADIO ( quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it; repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets ). FOUR BILLION worldwide population ALL living have a Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY BRAIN BANK BRAIN, A REAL BRAIN, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the Moon, we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein radio controls, especially, your Eyesight T.V. (sight, and sound) recorded by your brain. YOUR Moon BRAIN of the Computer God, activates your Frankenstein Threshold Brain Wash Radio LIFELONG, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you andmixing you up and the USUAL "DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT." for your set backs, mistakes even when you receive deadly injuries. THIS IS THE WORLDWIDE COMPUTER GOD SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY.
Logan Green
First for Sito did nothing wrong.
Connor Lopez
she had outstanding jaw game
Kayden Gomez
Adderall is a meme, isn't it? Just makes you write a lot, doesn't make you write well. Though I wonder if you are that user.
Elijah Bell
Noah King
>Adderall is a meme, isn't it? Just makes you write a lot, doesn't make you write well.
Not that user, but yes. You will end up writing giant doorstopped shite like that Merman Brian Sanderson autist. People then mention Steven King, but he's a freak even unmedicated and I'm pretty sure he drank too. Alcohol is the "traditional" writer's drug, but honestly you're better off just chewing on your own low-grade depression while remaining relatively unmedicated if you want your best writing. Maybe caffeine.
Re-writing or editing while on adderal probably has some usefulness, though. Just give yourself 10-14 days between states for your brain to fully adjust. Generally, having your mind in two different states while going over the same work will usually yield at least a few benefits. At least, that seems true in my experience.
Isaiah Moore
>Janeway would obviously have her own holodeck programs, and since we're writing her as a strong and independent woman exploring a vast, untouched frontier we should have it reflect that.
>The obvious answer is to make her a colonial frontierswoman, enduring hardship and overcoming the wilderness to make a prosperous and fulfilling life for herself
>Yeah but... that would be expensive and Mulgrew doesn't like horses.
>oh... Guess she'll be a subservient homebody who can't get over her love for a man who keeps his secret wife locked in the attic, and eventually marries him when the secret wife kills herself.
Motherfucker *what*.
Michael Lopez
Just following orders.
Aiden Bennett
Kayden Davis
Why did SJWs have to ruin Star Trek?
Joshua King
Nick did nothing wrong
Connor Howard
just consume it and be happy
Matthew Peterson
I like it when females lay in this position and it makes their asses look 5x bigger.
Parker Anderson
>Computer, increase Finn McLuckCharms' penis size by ten centimeters in length and girth
>increase seminal reservoir by 200%
>add Vulcan pon farr personality trait
>disengage safety protocols
Matthew Hill
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Brody Lee
Jaxon Garcia
I hate that they changed the music of TNG in later seasons.
Brody Martin
>there are two versions of the intro song to TNG
>the one I like is in season 2 because they put polaski in the credits
>seeing it requires me to watch polaski episodes
Liam Adams
>that one retard still beating the dead bump limit horse
Kill yourself
Jeremiah Ortiz
Camden Fisher
Best crew.
Blake Baker
just download the official score.
Jackson Miller
SAY IT, DAMN YE!
Dylan Murphy
>having a normal conversation about how STD and STP suck
>"well actually they only suck because of the 25% different secret hideout JJ Abrams clause, doomcock told me so"
Dylan Stewart
Ah yes, the boney caucasian woman antagonist, and two of them!
Aaron Lopez
self-quarantining to protect society from the chinese phage
Michael Long
fucking "gimmies" ruining our economy.
Justin Adams
Oliver Wood
It was probably written by a woman desu.
Ethan Campbell
>Jeri Taylor
hey look at that, you're right.
Bentley Richardson
You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
Andrew Jackson
>having a normal conversation about how STD and STP suck
I thought those were generated by bots
Austin Scott
>it's a the writers forget that Vulcans are at least x10 the strength of humans episode
GRIM.
Noah Robinson
You're not alone, I've seen feminist critiques that make that same point and criticise it. But, to me. It makes perfect sense why a woman who spends all her time as the captain of a spaceship, far from home. Responsible for an entire crew. Needs to be a strict disciplinarian. Boss people around, tell them what to do. Make all the big decisions. Can't really have close friendships (outside of maybe a few people) or relationships. Would relax by pretending to live in a 19th century romance novel, along with all the tropes of a 19th century romance novel. A governess at a big comfy English country house. Of course she would.
Charles Collins
Jeri Taylor made late TNG her personal soap opera drama, and then VOY was her stronk female chest-thumping power trip.
Joseph Brown
Voss is cute! She's like whatsherface from The 5th Element.
David Russell
enforcing the 'one sonic bidet per customer' rule at the supermarket
Christian Barnes
Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually, at nite, you go to nearby hospital, or camouflaged miniture hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy, vicious JEW duktur simply pushes the starting button. Based upon upon your Computer God Brain on the Moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued, EXACTLY, systematically. The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and LASER BEAM knife robot arms, with Fly eye T.V. cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even through your Frankenstein Controls. Synthetic blood; synthetic instant sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heart beat to keep you alive, are some of the unbeleivable Computer God INSTANT PLASTIC SURGERY SECRETS. YOU ARE THE HIGHEST MOST INTELLIGENT ELECTRICAL MACHINE IN THE UNIVERSE.
Owen Hall
In an episode of voyager harry sends a signal back in time to save voyager from being destroyed.
A galaxy class ship is trying to stop him on the delta flyer.
La Forge is the captain of the galaxy class ship.
Imagine being chief of engineering on that ship.
Does geordi ever let them solve any problems or say I did it this way.
Christian Lee
MY BLOODY HASPARAT
Justin Walker
Why are the only people still leaving their home old boomers? Just did a supply run and at least 45 of the 50 people there were over 50. Are boomers the most retarded generation?
I blame attempts at pacifying them on Star Trek's decline in quality as well, since writers have to focus on appeasing autistic queers like this and their DBZ power levels instead of just writing compelling stories.
Cooper Rodriguez
Lobster was a shit movie. Cold Skin was objectively a better movie about two dudes trapped in a lighthouse dealing with mermaids.
Brandon Campbell
>Why are the only people still leaving their home old boomers?
At least where I live, the store shelves are getting raped every day by paranoid boomers and preppers from innawoods. By the time everyone else gets there, its all gone.
Josiah King
Wheres gook nigger?
Andrew Jackson
The news keeps promising me boomers are going to start dropping like flies but it's almost April and there's still too many of them
Mason Powell
Boomers are treating the whole thing like another 9/11 - "go out and live our lives, if we live in fear then the virus wins." Yes, they are actually that fucking stupid. Pretty fucking annoying when you're doing your best to prevent the spread but you see grandpa over there running around basically licking fucking doorknobs.
Fuck old people.
Kayden Hernandez
It's just a cough zoomer, have sex.
Camden Bell
fucking what? they clearly didn't focus on appealing to me because outside of ToS, they never remembered that Vulcans were superior to humans. Same with Klingons. Go count how many times Worf was twatted by some species. This is then ruined by shit like Jem'Hadar being super human too but Worf suddenly becoming the best fighter ever and owning dozens.
Robert Morgan
For me, it's Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective
Levi Flores
>dude fuck consistency and established lore lmao just do whatever you want whore cares lmao
>Watch STD and Picard, guys! We care about GOOD stories, not autistic shit like 'canon' or 'lore' or 'established settings' hahaha :D
Eli Clark
>sports are cancelled
>every business is closed
>even Walmart and McDonald's are saying they don't want your money
>"hmmm better drag my eighty year old wife to the grocery store"
Like, god damn. I know nothing bad will happen to me but I'm a junkie and even I've been dressing like a ninja to run a couple blocks to my dealers' houses at night, but when I look out my windows the only people outside are the ones every government in the world is telling to stay home. Whuuut da fuq
Brody Fisher
Jayden Lopez
For me, it's the romulan wincest sister.
Jeremiah Rivera
boomers REEEEEE
Henry Ramirez
which shitty forum are these from?
Julian Allen
>waaaaahhhh Vulcans are supposed to be able to lift cars above their heads
I don't even care about star trek canon I just want to bitch about old people breaking quarantine when the rest of the world is losing their jobs because grandpa might get sick and die
Isaiah Jackson
hypocrites. this is why I hate women, not because of your blue-pilled faggot, cuckold fantasy reddit reasons(hurr he insecur, a duhh duh, mommy din luv u enuf), but because it is normal to hate them, and because they follow along with obvious divide and conquer memes like "rape culture", but them go on to promote shit like 50 shades. never once. never once was there a media backlash against kikery like 50 shades. I wonder why...
Colton Parker
Zoomers seething ITT over British captian incel show has too many pew pews. Cant find their safe space
Liam Howard
>dude just fuck my setting up lmao
I mean I'm not some autistic weirdo who cares about changes to a setting if it keeps the spirit of the setting. But STD and Picard just don't. The spirit isn't there. A setting like Warhammer 40k, which has had hundreds of writers over four decades, has done lots of lore changes that people autistically reee about. But guess what? It's still about guys in suits going around killing people whilst screaming FOR THE EMPEROR. The fact there are Space Marines +1 doesn't annoy me like it annoys others. STD and Picard annoy me because it sits the original stuff in front of its family, lines up a gun, fires and lets the brain splatter on the family.
>Dude, quote Hamlet
>Hamlet... FUCK YEAH. (near verbatim line this is)
>Dude we had super mega ultra tech before ToS
>okay, why isn't it in ToS?
>Errrr... we went back in time? We were being mean to animals? I dunno, just forget about it lmao.
>WHOA THAT WAS A NEAR MISS
>Clearly got hit
>Dude fuck humanity, we wuz Romulans, all efficient and shite... pls gib gibs humanity
>Phasers and Disruptors are now rapid firing shit
I could go on.
Jose Richardson
My grandparents, mid-80s, are chilling. Haven't changed their routine at all. Going to the shops, hanging out with friends, just walking around places. You can't tell them, they won't listen. It's like, half the country has been shut down. Literally just to protect your demographic and they're out there acting like retards. Wandering around licking doorknobs.
Thomas Hernandez
>if you read fifty shades you support rape
Autism
Angel Scott
40k isn't a setting it's flavor text for a board game
Elijah Collins
Dylan Thompson
It's almost as-if there is some conspiracy to tank the economy by over/mal-reacting "out of an abundance of caution".
Ethan Sullivan
I don't understand why these motherfuckers are buying so much fucking toilet paper.
Josiah Scott
woman wanting to be bondage fetishists that are damn near raped by a chad is tantamount to promoting rape. fuck you
Cooper Hill
We'll all eventually look back on this and laugh but I hope people my age are paying attention and have noticed that age is no guarantee for wisdom or intelligence.