*marches elephants through alps*
*marches elephants through alps*
PLOO
>you know what
>yes, han
>im going back home
I just got that joke from the Simpsons
*dies after months of hiding like a rat by biting down on a poison pill*
>besieges and conquers rom-OH WAIT
how did mayos even stand a chance?
Hannibal is an inside job. There is no way that Carthage could amass an army and march it across all of Europa without anyone noticing AND cross the Alps. Why wouldn't the GREATEST naval power in the world just sail over? This is a plot perpetrated by SPQR agents.
you are partly right. the carthaginian senate was somehow even WORSE than the roman one and actively sabotaged the barcids at every turn
>tfw we will never get punic kino
Wasn't black tho.
Their navy was gimped after the first punic war
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RAISE MORE LEGIORONNIS AFTER I ALREADY KILLED 10% OF YOUR POPULATION
>rome loses a significant percentage of its male population of a fighting age
>disaster after disaster when hannibal first gets into italy, battles like cannae are literal mini genocides
>rome somehow shits out more troops
>meanwhile the fags in the carthaginian senate end up losing the war with their autistic reluctance to commit
Hannibal is the first victim of ai empires getting bonus resources
He was noticed, it's just that nobody reported to Rome as plenty of tribes who were conquered by Rome didn't mind him going to fuck them up
i was there
it was kino
They did notice, I think it was only after passing Marseille that he went off the map and suddenly appeared in Po Valley
WHEN I SAY CANNAE
YOU SAY SORRY
CANNAE
>WE WUZ PHOENICIANS N SHEET
Scipio the elder was aware of what Hannibal had planned and split his army, taking some back to Northern Italy.
>this African warlord wasn't black trust me bro
Next you'll say Egyptians and Moors were black
>haha look at this ugly trump supporter
At least he's white, Jerome.
>North Africans are black
>Russia is in Asia, therefore Russian’s are Chinese.
Carthage is in north africa
He literally wasn't, nigger.
>being this ignorant
Retarded.
This guy is 100% practical.
No horsing around, no bullshit, no feelings just doing what needs to be done.
You can see it from his face.
A true Man.
I didn't know One Punch Man fought in the Public Wars.
And while in blackface too. What a Chad.
By attacking Carthage itself and beating him on his home turf.
>this is white
Carthage was a historical civilization founded by Phoenicians, who are genetically the same as modern Lebanese people. Next thing you'll be saying is that Cecil Rhodes and Ian Smith were black.
Hey retard, did anyone say he was white? Holy fuck I'm tired of dumb ass Americans who actually are so stupid they only think that there are black, white, Mexican and Chinese people on Earth. There is a bunch of gradation.
they knew, they just expected him to lose most of his forces in the journey, which he did.
He may not have had any elephants, or many fewer than claimed. Some people think that because the only records of his journey are from Roman historians the elephant thing was exaggerated. The main reason is because of inherent bias the Romans had against Carthage combined with very inaccurate descriptions of the animals themselves.
Hannibal is probably the most overrated figure in military history.
In all his time in Italy he managed to convert exactly zero of his battlefield victories into anything of strategic importance. He didn't win any major allies in Italy, he didn't capture any significant cities or strategic locations, he didn't do anything to alleviate the pressure Carthage faced from other Roman armies or the Navy, and he got cucked by the senate.
The carthaginian senate recognized that they were only weakening their position by wasting time in Italy, Hannibal is lucky he got to go at all. He should have kept those soldiers in Spain and put the logistical burden of fighting offensively on Rome.
Instead he sperged out for ten years accomplishing nothing, and when the senate finally told him to put up or shut up and fight Scipio, he got his ass royally whooped so bad it that north Africa was literally never powerful again.
>Proves Hannibal wasn't a KANG
>Faggot thinks this means he's white
The absolute state of yuropoor education
t. Roman
>some people think
Retards like you are why I don't go on /his/
>black people actually believe anything from "africa" is black even though africa is just what the romans called a strip of coastline on the Mediterranean
Hannibal was very good, he was just unfortunate to have Rome as an enemy.
Actually it sounds more like t. carthaginian senator
>wins more wars
>gets more kinos
brutal mogging
he's not white
How the fuck did he even feed all those elephants on such a long journey?
How would he fare against Caesar?
He didn't. Most starved and died before ever reaching Italy. Turns out southern Gaul makes for shitty elephant fodder turf.
They were a small subspecies
He didn't. Only his own Asian elephant survived it.
>Hannibal -
javier bardem
>Scipio -
orlando bloom
>Fabius -
antonio banderas
>Marcus Marcellus -
joe manganiello
>Hasdrubal Barca -
?
>Hamilcar -
russel crowe
>Philip V of Macedon -
?
do you approve ?
There's coins of elephants in Trebia
Prime Julius using Marian-era legions? Hannibal wouldn't have made it out of Spain. Three legions would build a wall across the Pyrenees for Hannibal to batter his forces against, while Legio X Equestris took to the ships for an amphibious assault on Hannibal's flank.
the maniple system was superior to the marian one which was merely a simplification. Caesar wasn't using the tactics Marius used
Bloom for Scipio is kind of trash, Cillian Murphy would be good.
Also, I wouldn't be opposed to the whole Vin Diesel as Hannibal, he's been pitching it for years.
Is this some "in their prime" fantasy casting? Everyone is too old.
The maniple legions could never have done what the Marian cohorts did, they lacked the logistics and engineering talents that Marius established. The Punic army of Hannibal's time would have withered against the legions of Caesar's time.
>muh blue eyes blonde hair
>Hannibal
Idris Elba
>Scipio
Idris Elba
>Fabius
Idris Elba
>Marcus Marcellus
Idris Elba
>Hasdrubal Barca
Idris Elba
>Hamilcar
Idris Elba
>Philip V of Macedon
Idris Elba
>cilian murphy
good actor but too anglo
i choosed bloom for the med look tho
the marian legions didn't come about because of logistical innovation, they only happened due to the need of manpower
Bluepilled: Hannibal was black
Normiepilled: Hannibal was white
Redpilled: Hannibal was tan
Wait a minute...
Hannibal was a Moloch worshipping semite
My ass. The Marian reforms were a political contrivance to empty Rome of a ton of useless prole mouths looking to make a paid career out of doing something, and getting those guy signed on for 20 years meant getting them to do shit the manipular legions would never have been able to accomplish. Manpower shortage was not a consideration in their founding.
the army was too small to fend off the germans without the Marian reforms and the promises of land, what you're saying is exactly backwards.
Did they ever make a good Hannibal movie
this user gets it
Yes, Silence of the Lambs was pretty good