What would your final quip be?
You just stole the stones from Thanos and are about to snapkill him
>checkem
>"Sneed"
>I...am Endgame.
>looks like kino is back on the menu boys
>My name a jeff
>Pizza time...
>a F-FUCKing grapeᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ...
>Wha-? *snap*
based
You snapped half? Watch me snap thirteen percent
>Ligma balls
N-
>We could have been lovers
>Godspeed Purpleman
Albert Pyun's Captain America movie is underated!!! UNDERATED I SAY!!!!!
ORMAL SNAP...
"And who said this is my problem? "
>PIZZA TIME
why the fuck did Tony use more snap cancer powers than he needed to use? Just kill Thanos, retard. Do the mop up later. It's not like those giant floating worm machines could wear the gauntlet. Then you coulda survived with some chemo you dumb spastic.
The most merciful thing to do would be to end the unirverse as everyone existing within it can comprehend, therfore it doesnt matter how much power you posses or can withstand, as soon as the fingers snap the deed will be done and existence will cease to exist.
im sure theres some retarded comic book asspull to prevent this though
why didn't you just make more resources?
>and I used to be a spy
"Fuck off, Space Ni--er. We're full."
SNAP
>Better chiggidy check yourself
All he needed to do was use the time stone first to lock his body out of the reality be was in, then snap Thanos away and just reverse Time to repair the damage to his body without undoing the snap itself.
kek
nuff said
because hubris will go unchecked, and unchecked hubris undeniably leads to unsustainable demand for resources that cant be produced at a sustainable rate
>You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me...
I always asked why EG Thanos was such an asshole, he was so unlikeable compared to the Thanos we have seen in IW. IW Thanos was sympatethic, one could not consider him as a full-on villain, isntead he seemed more like the protagonist of Infinity War.
EG Thanos however was younger, he was hungrier, but essentially he is the same Thanos that would eventually become the IW Thanos that we all liked. but the difference this time is, this younger Thanos has seen that he succeeded, he has seen that he won, he had reaped the glory that the Older Thanos had sown, and even wanted to one-up the older Thanos by escalating the plan to recreating a new universe, not only is this new Thanos entitled, this vision of the future gave him the ego and confidence- Hubris that eventually lead him to his downfall.
Thanos didn't lose to the Avengers, he lost the moment he faced his greatest enemy: Himself.
I would keep thanos and snap away every single liberal, SJW and Jew.
This right here. Beautiful, user.
Based
Death... to all... Jews...
ti"me to fix what you couldn't, Thanos!"
*snap*
*China, Africa, North Korea, everything between and including Mexico and Brazil, and India disappear from the map*
>kill... all... jews
>I'm... THE JOKAH BABY!
Thanos is my father
>I LOVE CONSUMING, NO REAL DATA FOR ME BOYS, GIRLS AND OTHER BODIED GENERS
The Truth is
*snap*
the Game was rigged from the start
FIVE STONES ON AN HELLISH GAUNTLET!
Best one
He shouldn't have had to use the stones at all, just flown away to keep them away from Thanos. Thor+Captain Marvel+Dr Strange should have been able to completely mop the floor with a non-gauntlet Thanos.
Just make infinite resources, doofus.
>it’s not you village anymore
>"times up barney"
>eyes gaze upwards
>"unless..."
>thought bubble appears above my head with dream sequence of me diving into sea of quarters like scrooge inside
>"GAHUNGA, thats a lotta SMACKAROOS!"
>pack up a suitcase comically fast like genie at the end of Aladdin
>"sorry folks, I guess I'll see you in avengers: endgame 2!"
HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT???
>Fuck you
Shut the fuck up
>pee pee poo poo
>everyone in the universe shits and pisses themselves
Hitler was right all along
LEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYY
JEEENNNKKINNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
epic xD
>It's time to give everyone ligma
Why didn’t Tony just imagine himself invincible when he snapped then he would’ve lived lmao what a pleb for someone so smart he was a real dumbass
>I guess this really was an Avengers 4 Part 2: Endgame
responsibility's cool, but there's more things in life
like getting your dick rode all fucking night
>tfw i unironically use xD as much as possible and i say ‘ecksdee’
>Death to capitalism
I love girls that do this
Too bad you're not a girl
>shut.... it...... down
“I used the Jewels to destroy the Jews.”
For you