Why'd Aragorn kill this happy little chap? That wasn't very kingly of him

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surprisingly good point....

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>xelob
kek

he bypassed da compressa

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The best part about most of these is that they're lifted from actual headlines

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daisy ridley looking rough these days

Peace was never an option.

Kek hadn't seen that one before

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Hackson as usual.

>Aragorn said naught in answer, but he took the other's eye and held it, and for a moment they strove thus; but soon, though Aragorn did not stir nor move hand to weapon, the other quailed and gave back as if menaced with a blow. 'I am a herald and ambassador, and may not be assailed!' he cried.
>'Where such laws hold,' said Gandalf, 'it is also the custom for ambassadors to use less insolence. But no one has threatened you. You have naught to fear from us, until your errand is done. But unless your master has come to new wisdom, then with all his servants you will be in great peril.'

>Then the Messenger of Mordor laughed no more. His face was twisted with amazement and anger to the likeness of some wild beast that, as it crouches on its prey, is smitten on the muzzle with a stinging rod. Rage filled him and his mouth slavered, and shapeless sounds of fury came strangling from his throat. But he looked at the fell faces of the Captains and their deadly eyes, and fear overcame his wrath. He gave a great cry, and turned, leaped upon his steed, and with his company galloped madly back to Cirith Gorgor. But as they went his soldiers blew their horns in signal long arranged; and even before they came to the gate Sauron sprang his trap.

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Stop shitting my comfy lotr thread you underage zoomers

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Based

Based orcposter

>borrin goldbags
heh

>War crimes
>Against the minion of the literal devil

Nah

The Mouth of Sauron is barely even sentient at this point - he has since long become an "it", a walking avatar for Sauron's voice whose evil utterances are so poisonous that the mouth which utters them is wracked and ruined, caked with black blood and twisted into a parody of man. I'm not sure it even counts as murder at that point.

They are literally the enemy though, as are the traitors within who invite them. Communists shouldn't be so ahistorical and they definitely shouldn't be putting neoliberal ideology like muh racism over the worker

>declares war on the west
>WhAt Do ThEy WaNt If OnLy We KnEw

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if you kill your enemies, they win

blew my mind when I learned that.
>war
>crime
pick one

>showing mercy to the agents of evil
ngmi

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He's right though.
Greentexting his objectively correct points with a reaction pic is not a counter argument.

what cucksite is this from?

>Objectively

now I want to see Daisy in one of those bdsm hood things

>be Mouth of Sauron
>never really do all that much as am a diplomat
>it's a living though
>one day get called to action
>"Mouth of Sauron, we need you to go and tell this group of trespassers to fuck off."
>thisismybigchance.webm
>run down to meet them
>huff puff huff puff
>"Looking good, Mouth!"
>Aw, you're just saying that
>Arrive in front of the interlopers
>Tell them politely to fuck off, as instructed
>Fairly reasonable request as they're trespassing
>Ringleader fucking kills me
>wtf

Sure did it work out for Gavrilo Princip

You do realize you're literally showing your age by talking like that

go back faggot

im talking down to your level

>humans vs orcs
>assumes it's about video games
How fucking retarded are these people?

>use a pop culture reference
>immediate over reactions from everyone who don't argue the point, just make fun of the reference and therefore discard everything else

Yeah wow btfo great screencap there chap

most zoomers that play fantasy video games have no concept of where western fantasy stemmed from, which is books (tolkien's) and tabletop rpgs, so they assume that anything related to fantasy is video games

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>The Mouth of Sauron is barely even sentient at this point
Where are you getting that from?

Orcposting will never not be funny

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Legitimately more terrifying than the normal one

just brilliant. shows just how retarded most of these bigots are.

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>the Mouth of Sauron cries out in pain as he strikes you

It was never funny

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leftypol

That one is actually really good.

>all technological scientific, cultural and philosophical advancement stops at the border, as if a spacefaring nation coexists with ancient feudal kingdoms that don't even have bluming or other amenities that we now consider to be necessary
i like how this faggot just put these words into his mouth, and then acted as if it isn't actually true in real life.

all cultures are equal even ones that shit in the street or have to walk miles to get drinking water

>i'm mocking you, therefore you're wrong

>The writer literally spells what's it's all about before dying
>but muuh immigratioon and what my containment board tells mee

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