Where is the rent?

Le based amoral murder man XD

Are landlords really that irresponsible? Do they not have six months of living expenses saved?

THE LEGEND OF THE RENT WAS WAY HARDCORE

i pray landlords get beheaded at the townsquare in the aftermath

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Landlord here.
You anti-social parasites will never get your way.
Eat shit and die.

Landlords provide housing for people which reduces the cost of rent.
You on the other hand do nothing but consume instead of produce.

i think it's fucking hilarious that as soon as someone posts something negative about landlords. the first ones to reply are user's larping as landlords.

^ shouldn't you be out there collecting, evicting, or fixing? how do you have so much time to reply in 1 minute to some retard's post?

this is the most boomer post ive seen in a while

this
my landlord is a nice dude

It's a mindset. It is a consumptive, and poor, mindset. It is a usury debt carrying, instant gratification, keeping up with the Jones mindset.

Many people legitimately struggle, but many more are fiscally irresponsible and thus the struggle they know is an artificial self-imposed one.

Sneed

And additionally not only do they come in to work with their takeout breakfast coffees in tow, but more than half of the staff with get food delivery for lunch, I don't get it.

This guy gets it

And I'm not a boomer but I've been down and broke and struggled to save, I walked an hour home after working 12 just to save myself from taking a $9 taxi

hol up. so yous sayin ima have to pay to live in the builin you own. dats whack, yo

I'm feeling nice today so I'm going to let you in on a secret of mine.
I've sabotaged every landlord I've ever had. Some of them were very nice people too, I really only did it because I wanted to.

My plan is a simple one: When I'm leaving an apartment I first take a biodegradable water balloon and stretch it out to weaken it. Then I gorge on as many spicy foods as I can, this is so I can fill a balloon (usually several) with diarrhea.
After that the process is quite easy, I tuck the balloons deep within the apartment. Under floorboards, inside vents, etc..

The structure always holds until after my security deposit has returned to me. Then the balloons fail and my sordid surprise is unleashed.

I love looking at real estate sites and seeing my old apartments sit there in limbo, unrented.

I enjoyed your story, thank you user.

Hello, Based Department?
Yes I'll hold.

This whole thing just convinced me to kick out my tenants once this is over and use the appartment next to uni to pick up chicks on the weekends. The money isn't worth dealing with those "people"

>people hate landlords
Ok then buy your own house?
>can't afford it
Move back home?
>parents kicked me out also I'm 35
Live in your car?
>oh I'm not that broke
Then what's the issue?
>I want things for free

I'm not too proud to live in my car. I actually purchased a minivan just in case I need a place to sleep. I am looking forward to it. But I need to figure out how to do power and wireless high speed internet.

I specifically didn't go for a sprinter van because it's too obvious. The idea of having a discreet car I can park every night in a residential neighborhood without raising any red flags. And playing some low power PC games on a thinkpad is honestly pretty comfy

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It's not hard to own property and rent it out you fucking retard
Just buy a house and rent out part of it

That's okay lol
I've taken security deposits away from most of my tenants.
You people are absolute human garbage anyway.
Anti social parasites

>I'm not too proud to live in my car.
Nowadays with 24hr gyms and internet I would contemplate van living if I had to do things over. The amount of money you could save almost makes it dumb not to.

You're larping and if you did this would you would sued into oblivion.
Enjoy your terrible credit rating and having money taken off your paycheck every week to pay for property damage.

too bad gyms are all closed

If you got balls and money a sprinter van can be pimped out into a nicer home than some tiny apartments you see. They've got stuff where you can get lithium ion batteries to charge all your electronics and appliances for a long time just by driving your car for a few hours.

There's even some dudes out there that know the law so well they have no fears about parking in a residential spot. They can sweet talk the cops and the locals. One guy figured out how to classify his van as a service business, as long as there's no visibible bed or bathroom, he can stay in any place he wants without police harassment.

I just hear that you need to keep your van clean, and stay away from homeless people and other creepy vandwellers.

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You are the anti-social parasite and will be receiving a free helicopter ride.

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Le cringe reddit poster man XD

More based than Mao Zedong

I HAVE AN ANNUITY BUT I NEED RENT NOW!
CALL JG WENTWORTH!
877-CASH-NOW!

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only good landlord is a decapitated one

now this is what I call praxis

I'm not larping, I just live in an area that is famously lenient towards tenants.

Even if a landlord wanted to sue they'd have to:
1. find the malodorous source
2. prove I'm responsible
3. find a lawyer in this city willing to not only take a landlord on as a client but argue that the defending tenant somehow sprayed diarrhea under the floorboards of his apartment weeks after he moved out

I'm untouchable lol

Post pics or something

Why would I document my misdeeds?
The only paper trail is the one that gets flushed down the toilet.

>the Kremlins are going to pay for this! I'm going to hunt them down through the whole island until I get back until the last banana of my pile

I honestly enjoy rentposting and fucking with landlords but keep in mind it's mainly due to brigading commie faggots

Shit contains DNA so if your landlord was autistic enough they could pay to have it tested and use that against you

I honestly enjoy landlordposting and fucking with tenants but keep in mind it's mainly due to brigading bootlicking, billionaire defending faggots

Only if his DNA is already on record

1. He'd have to find the shit and then reach it to collect a sample
I'm not the Easter bunny, I hide them in very hard to reach places. I generally try and get my arm deep inside somewhere and then throw or roll the balloon as far as I can

2. He'd have to get a court order for my DNA
It's not on file anywhere so he'd have to convince a judge that there's reason to believe I shit inside his walls

Probably desu

>millenials are poor because they spend all their money on starbucks and avacado toast!
Ok boomer, has nothing to do with wage stagnation and cost of living increases I suppose?

Must be an american thing.

t: europoor renter with ~6 months savings to live on

Bizarre fiction is bizarre, may corona take you

Delightfully devilish.

it's called renters history you underage larper and they can and will come after you for damages like that. getting your security deposit back isn't a magic deal ender. I've had landlords come after me for fucking blinds being busted that they didn't notice on the inspection.

>another landlord thread
is bunkerchan down?

was this the behind the music style episode? based tbqh.

I already said, my city is notorious for being unfair to landlords in favor of tenants.
I'm sitting in a nice apartment as we speak and you can bet your ass I'm going to leave a nice shit balloon to burst when I leave
They can't touch me.

Fortunately for them though this is my last apartment. I've saved up for a condo.

>apply to rent a new place
>all of your old properties report your diarrhea shenigans
>hurrr they can't prove it tho

doesn't matter, if more than one landlord spoke up about your secret shit pranks no one would ever rent to you.

You think I'm dumb enough to do all this before I have a new place secured?
I deploy the diarrhea timebomb on the day I move out.
By the time the balloon fails it's probably been weeks since I moved out.

And in my city landlords can't require references from previous landlords. It's considered "unfair" to tenants

what city?

sneething landlordfags

All I can imaging is you lot making this face while you scrub diarrhea

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