I will never have a gf

at least you can get dubs

I'm going to try and get a vampire or demon mommy gf

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Tell us about the last fight you were in

Corona end my suffering please

It's probably the best thing in the world.
I said probably because I don't know.

I used to think like this, but then I superliked a 31 year old Chinese lady on Tinder and she's been my gf ever since.
So my suggestion is try older Chinese ladies. They might even find you cute.

I hit a guy in the back of the head and ran away before he got up

Bro, why? Bitches literally do not care about appearance. What they drop their panties for and go ga ga over are two things which are really one and the same; dominance and confidence. They even rhyme. Take me for it, I'm average looking, 6/10 at on a good day, but I've had a few dozen good lays in my young life. Sure not all of them were knockouts but not all of them were Maisie Williams, you know what I'm saying? Anyway, obviously if you're a shaggy reeking hobo-like mess no girls but the freakiest freaks will want to get dirty with you, but once you got some baseline going it's all on you man, don't kill yourself with self-pity before giving yourself a chance to live.

>wanting a gf at this time
They're a fuckin' liability lmao.

Text every single girl in your phone and tell them you are made too many cookies and come over. One out of 20 will come by and get fucked

this, but opposite of not ironically

why? you say that like it's difficult to get one. or are you mad you can't have a girlfriend thats out of your league? you could literally find some 50 yr old roastie with 10 cats on some dating site if you want one that bad.

but you don't. you don't actually want to put in the gym time, or stack cash, or pretend to be a normie, or take a fucking shower to get a decent girl. you just want to sit on Yas Forums every fucking day and complain like a woman how lonely you are while posting wojacks and ryan gosling pictures because a nice girl isn't handed toy you.

when you post 'I will never have a gf', what your really mean is 'I will never stop being pathetic' because you gave up didn't ya?

this guy knows whats up.

>it can work for anyone
holy cope, you're a fucking normie. literally you can't conceive of a person so ugly that their body is irrelevant? do you realize how harmful your ignorant comments are? someone will die for your normie hivemind comments, these people want acknowledgement not your blue-pilled splaining. you won't even give them the catharsis they deserve. honestly OP fuck these normal fags, if things don't get better fucking kill somebody. fuck these bluepilled assholes

Just charm a chubby girl lol

You have to actually make cookies or when they show up they will think you are going to wear their skin.

>Text every single girl in your phone
>having girls number

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I bet an AI could get just a few of these threads as input then generate them thousands of times and no one reading them would even know the difference.

based

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>MUH NORMAL FAGS
aqquire money and get plastic surgery then elephant man. if you're such a fucking subhuman that even other Yas Forums users think you're pathetic, shoot up a school or just end yourself then. do SOMETHING with you incel rage.

Damn there’s a lot of normies itt

I'm, 36 and never had one. Never felt like I was missing something desu. Women are too much bothersome.

Should I go cuddle with this big-titted girl I've been talking to recently? Am i gonna get Corona'd? She's a nurse btw

And on this board in general, say one bad thing about women and they'll flood you with (you)s

she'll be your gf

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Retard gay nigger

>I bet an AI could get just a few of any thread as input then generate them thousands of times and no one reading them would even know the difference.
fixed it for you

>they want acknowledgement not any actual help

Lmao fuck off faggot boy. This is not some sort of hug box cope session so you can have yourself a pity party. Man up or goto plebbit and farm yourself some upvotes with your sob feel stories.

>what your really mean is 'I will never stop being pathetic' because you gave up didn't ya?
yes

i'd rather stay alone

I will stick to sweet cunny hentai waifus

Same but don't care.

you can have a gf for $1500

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you're literally normal, don't talk about me. you don't know shit about me. you give this normie talk that is literally harmful for anons. you really think you're giving helpful advice here? you're just stroking your own ego.
how tf is it reddit? anons for literally the past decade have made >tfw no gf threads,
>man up
there it is, bluepilled cope. it's hilarious how un-empathetic normal people really are, but you really think you are don't you? you're barely self-aware. OP should murder some "people" like you

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>wasting money on a nigger lover
yikes

Based
I want to try this strategy. Any advise before this gets deleted?

Alright, just answer me this: when was the last time you had taken a shower?

>wanting a gf over bros, guns and supplies
You got it wrong.

Here's my list of excuses and swings & misses again if anyone cares

>Too introverted, dislike partying scene
>Picky and live in small rural area with very slim pickings, still don't want to debase myself and put mediocre pussy on a pedastal
>Ubiquitous smartphones and social media wasn't a thing in my formative years
>Parents did let me see first real GF outside of school because they disapproved of her being a scene/emo girl
>Had a few classes with a girl in 9th grade who flirted with me pretty heavily, never really talked to her after that year
>Turned down a chubby whore who invited me over to her house without us ever exchanging two words because I thought she was gross
>Flaked on the girl who was legitimate the only one I've ever connected with twice during our flirting "will they/won't they" stage, oneitised her after she moved on, and fell into her guaranteed male attention slot
>Accidentally friendzoned another girl who concocted a stupid fake boyfriend scheme as an excuse to flirt with me because I was oneitising the girl above
>Got a second chance to get back in with my oneitis and didn't realize what she was doing until a few years later after she had already moved on again
>Went to a communtiy college, did a tech program with an all-male class
>Wasn't able to drive until I was 24
>Still live with parents at 27, don't have my own car, job situation is very unstable and more off than it is on
>Girl who I've known since high school and probably had a crush on me at one time has been more flirty with me recently since breaking up with her long-term BF, but have no idea on how to actually capitalize on it

It's not even that girls aren't attracted to me or that I can't talk to them, it's that I have no idea how to proceed with that next step and elevate into the actual hanging out / dating stage. And now I'm so far behind I feel like I'd horribly botch any attempt or weird girls out and turn them off once they found out everything.

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GFs are not that great, they are very heavy, have no sexual drive, and just build magic: the gathering decks all day

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

but if you have a gf then you have to listen to her speak

why are you making this about me, you literal NPC drone?

it's a job

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Aha, knew it.

Say you can cook in your profile.

>Text every single girl in your phone
so just my mom?

For a few months, maybe even a year you will so happy you have a gf. Then, you will wish you didn't have a gf.

>CHUCK MY LIFE INTO FEEDNESS
>THIS IS MY LAST FARMER POST

>gag gf
Problem solved

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So that's one year of happiness in life as opposed to zero years of happiness in life.

SNEED POST*

Why is the guy supposed to be gung-ho and pull himself up by his bootstraps and perfect himself and find his fortune to get love and all a female has to do is exist to get theirs?

Based

>if you're such a fucking subhuman that even other Yas Forums users think you're pathetic
>normalfags pretending they are real Yas Forums
you guys are as real Yas Forums as people in joker costumes are real Joker.

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mein nigga

I just want to experience a single genuine kiss

You want some cheese with that whine?

Is this how normies operate daily? I've barely even had a girl show interest in talking with me or doing anything with me, basically.

sneed

She hit the wall quickly.

>literally harmful

How is telling someone to better themselves fucking harmful? What's harmful is going on a Himalayan basket weaving board to farm sympathy points while stewing in your room/basement doing nothing but trying to find people to feel bad with.

cringe
based

Great argument!

Same. We're the silent and ugly minority. Past a certain age it just gets so tiring mulling over the hopeless circumstances of your life that you just go quiet forever. Not quite at that stage yet evidently, but I am past the age of trying to prove everyone who says I have a chance if I just self-improove wrong.

I don’t think normies should be classified as human
They’re just collateral for FED loans