Is alimony really that bad?

It's to finacially support your ex-wife, it's fucking bizarre
>a husband's (or wife's) provision for a spouse after separation or divorce; maintenance.

Unless she earns more she probably still gets money. It depends how angry at men the judge is that day. Or if the wife sucked the judge off.

So yeah the wife gets money for being a woman and also gets even more money for shitting out a kid that you can't ever see.

And if you can't pay you go to jail.

Don't you love the system?

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>Alimony in Florida is calculated based upon need and ability to pay. The American Association of Matrimonial Lawyers provides a guideline, which takes 30% of the payer’s gross annual income minus 20% of the payee’s gross annual income to estimate the alimony.

The average in Florida is something like 30k dollars. If Alan is making those and Edith is not working that means he's paying 9000 dollars a month to her, which is 30% of his paycheck. Plus child support, I don't know how much that would be.

Also it's totally fair and works the same if the tables are flipped.

Wife makes more money? Then she gets to keep the kid and not pay you alimony because wimen stronk.

The literal definition of cuckbucks. Me and everyone I ever grew up with had parents that divorced. I also knew plenty of kids who had parents that stayed happily married. That shit just isn't for everyone.

Probably a holdover from when men earned all the money. What would a woman who was a housewife all her adult life do after a divorce?

>wife leaves you because she wants to "find herself"
>Gets roasted 6 nights a week by Tyrone and his friends in your marital bedroom while you're forced to live in a studio apartment on the wrong side of town because you can't afford anything else
>She has full custity of your only child, and she refuses to let you see
O Say Can You See

Also I think divorce laws were different, because you needed both partners to agree on it. You could theoretically remain married if the other one doesn't want to give you a divorce.

Find another fucking man whether she liked him or not.
Read this while hearing the American anthem in my head

It’s paying money for nothing
Of course it’s bad

Based
I used to hate that I was born ugly but now I see that I'm actually better off being an ugly fucker cause women leave me alone. At least escorts don't care and I get to duck girls way out of my league.

>They were married on June 29, 2005
>The couple announced their intention to divorce in June 2015

>mfw you realize laws in California give your wife half your shit but only if the marriage lasts more than 10 years

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That's incredibly backwards and sexist.
Why have I not heard any feminist complain about this?
Hmmmmmmmmm.......

>What would a woman who was a housewife all her adult life do after a divorce?
Why should that be the man's problem?

The system seems designed to fuck over men which makes me surprised my father was able to do the complete opposite when they divorced.

Doesn't matter in the eyes of the state, it would practically force the wife into homelessness. Nowadays it's of course different but I assume that was the reasoning back then.

It was a nice system. You made a lot of money and you had a wife who cleaned the house, raised the children and cooked at home.
I'm willing to pay alimony if I had this.

Lmao if it forces her to become homeless then she can go live at a shelter. When has the gov ever cared if you werent homeless or not

It cares when women are homeless

Ive seen a homeless womab before. She was downtown sitting outside with her baby with a cardboard sign begging for money. It was summer too so it was boiling.

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>Wtf is it then?
theft

Actually it's worse imagine his life without a rich brother that's the reality for so many men

>She was downtown sitting outside with her baby with a cardboard sign begging for money.
She was probably scamming you. In my country gypsy women do this all the time. And in the end of the day the woman and her child is picked up in a 60k euro car by her husband.

>Probably a holdover
Yeah, so why does it still happen now?

nowadays she'd just sue for more alimony money because hes making more

>mfw this post made me realize
NEETBUX BEING MARRIED AT SOME POINT IN THE PAST HOLY SHIT

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She wasn't homeless she was just begging and taking the kid probably got her twice the crack money plus smokes she can take back to her apartment

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>mfw I just imagined Alan's life if he hadn't Charlie
Wow that's depressing

A curse; made a blessing.

>Actually it's worse imagine his life without a rich brother that's the reality for so many men

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It's basically male rape.

Who knows maybe that is what happened. But she was definitly some kind of crack fiend using the child to score drug money.

If she cheats on her husband does he still have to pay alimony once they're divorced..?

god damn i hate government

>had a good friend who married this filipina
>divorced him a couple of years later
>state tooks out half of his paycheck every month for alimony
>ugly exw ife wont remarry just sits around the house all day getting fucked by someone while waits for his alimony money
>friend is now a broken mess a shell of his former self

Yes, it also kind of sucks. My mother had to pay alimony to my loser father because he earned pennies back then.

Having to give 50% to a third world subhuman for life would make it 100 times worse. Jesus.

>that one case where the man went to jail for not paying alimony because HE WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE IN AFGHANISTAN
>the judge told him to fuck off and that there's no excuse for skirting the law
>gave him an extra ten years for trying to appeal

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It happens in reverse if the woman makes more money.

Why are you retards acting like a pediatrician doesn't have to pay alimony to her mechanic ex husband? She absolutely does.

>married this filipina
is he mentally retarded

Probably depends on the state but i've read some pretty amusing articles from places where alimony is tightly related to earnings and the woman was ordered to pay her ex-husband instead the other way around.

except 99% of women dont wanna marry a guy that makes less Money than them

>Darren Roy Mack (born January 31, 1961) became the subject of an international manhunt in June 2006 after being charged with the stabbing death of his 39-year-old estranged wife, Charla Mack, in the garage of their Reno, Nevada home. Mack was also suspected of, and later charged with, the sniper shooting of Family Court Judge Chuck Weller, who was handling the couple’s acrimonious divorce. Charla Mack was murdered after 9:00 a.m. on June 12, 2006, and Judge Weller was shot around 11:05 a.m. the same day.[1] Judge Weller spent time recovering,[2] and returned to his courtroom on August 16.

>According to a close friend, Mack was angry over a divorce settlement issued by Judge Weller. In addition to child support capped by state law at $849 per month, Darren Mack was ordered to pay $10,000 per month for spousal support plus household expenses.

Was it justified?

Yes. It is an outdated notion, relevant in a time when women couldn’t work.

it's a little extra for the ex-wifey, so she can be an independent woman

>$10,000 a month
Holy shit

>$10,000 a month
How the fuck is that possible?

Imagine being forced into paying a prostitute but her not putting out.

Seems like a problem with women and society instead of the system then.

>Marry a bump on the log parasitic floozy
>Get upset when you have to pay for her lifestyle when she leaves you
Fucking don't get married if you're not prepared for this shit.

You don't understand how wealthy people exist?

Yes.

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only if you live in malibu and work as a snake oil salesman

Fun fact: through the whole 12 seasons of the show Judith never had a job or it was ever implied she did offjobs here and there, implying her only source of income was alimony.

She went to Hawaii and remodeled the kitchen

If they have kids, yes.

why yes, i think it's totally fine and deserved

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