You have city hands Mr Hooper....
Can we have a comfy Jaws thread?
You have city hands Mr Hooper....
Can we have a comfy Jaws thread?
No we can't, I don't need this working-class hero crap.
"Dead thread", eh? With a new poster right away? Don't you tell me my business again.
Ah yes Jaws. Shark...
Sneed
AYE-AYE-SIR, YESSIR AVAST MATEYS fuggin guy
>Can we have a comfy Jews thread?
I need to lay off /pol
Jesus H Christ, when I was a newfag every little squirt wanted to be a shitposter or a trips specialist. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
You should be hanged by your necktie bourgeois boy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Friendly reminder marxists don't care about the poor, they just hate the rich.
>best scene coming through
Here lies the body of Mary Lee,
Died at the age of a hundred and three,
For fifteen years she kept her virginity,
Not a bad record for this vicinity
You know I went almost my whole life thinking Quint from Jaws was an American actor? It wasn't until I saw the original Pelham 123 that I realized he is English.
Made me shit my pants as a kid
Just rewatched it recently. Truly a perfect movie. The whole closing down the beach narrative also fits eerily well into these corona times
Would you rather die of respiratory failure or be eaten by a giant shark?
Definitely the shark
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
and it's gone right to my head
Oh, wherever I may roam
O'er land or sea or foam
You'll always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home
farewell and adieu, you fair spanish ladies...
farewell and adieu you ladies of spain
How about I just shoot myself?
Ranking killer animal movies I have seen off the top of my head.
> Jaws
Amazing / Incredible
> Rogue (2007)
Great
> Primeval (2007)
Great
> Komodo (1999)
Very Good to Great (need to rewatch)
> The Ghost & The Darkness
Very Good
> Black Water (2007)
Very Good but very bleak.
> Alligator
Good to Very Good
> Razorback
Good to Very Good
> Red Water
Good
> Alligator 2 - The Mutation
Good
> Jaws 2
Good
> Crocodile 2 - Death Swamp
Decent to Good
> Grizzly
Decent to Good
> Shark Attack
Decent
> Crocodile (2000)
Ok / Meh to Decent
> Curse of the Komodo
Weak to Poor
> Jaws 3D
Bad
> Jaws - The Revenge
Horrible
>> Curse of the Komodo
>Weak to Poor
Good skinny dipping scene tho.
Speilbergs best film
watch Orca (1977)
I love you both.
At this point, would you keep stabbing the shark or just neck yourself?
Still makes me shit my pants now. Christ, just the thought of it.
Shark. It would be agony, but it would only last seconds.
The way the whale song threads through that scene always spooks me.
For me it’s either this or Close Encounters.
How do I get a shark gf bros?
Chum.
I don't see Deep Blue Sea on this list
White women be like: He's just saying hello! :)
gonna need a bigger boat
For we've received orders to sail back to Boston...
Forgot these.
> Orca
Decent
> Deep Blue Sea
Very Good
The shark's cute
Jaws truly is the perfect movie.
What did he mean by this?
>when it clamps down its jaws harder and audibly snaps his spine and rib cage
Spielberg movies have some fucked up deaths man.
That always fucks with me hard.
I like Jurassic Park a bit more as a dinosaur enthusiast but I’ll admit this is his magnum opus.
Father, why hast thou forsaken me?
Fuck that's still so unsettling
How did he remember his lines so well when he was roaring drunk on set at the time
"Ya all know me, know how I earn a livin'"
nanny-pet :^)
delet
>Doesn't try to stab it in the massive exposed eye
Quint was asking for it desu
choom
>Anaconda (1997)
Classic
Quint didn't deserve that ;-;
The sign of a professional. Though he flubbed it hard during the first time filming the Indianapolis story that he apologized, came in the next day and nailed it in one take.
Countin' money all your life!
What was his job again?
I'm talkin' about sharkin'!
And you have a job people would kill for you lucky bastard
The eye was definitely at arms reach.
Every time I watch it I hope Quint will make it this time.