New season of Castlevania (season 3)

New season of Castlevania (season 3)
I'm excited, I enjoy this show a lot. What do you guy think? Please dont say you hate it I will get upset as if my wife was burnt at the stake.

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too much interracial gay sex

bring your wife's bf and have sex with him while watching this

whats that supposed to mean?

This season was impossible for me to watch. The dialogue was so slow and predictable. There’s like an a 5 second pause between each line.

Seems good so far

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man they fuck up those beasties though.

im kinda getting that now but im choosing to think its to build suspense, tension. but yeah ill wait and see. i like enough of this show to keep watching even if its not the best all the time.
plus, im in love with sypha and i want her to kill me with ice spears made from her grool.

There's a great plot twist this season.

sweet

*saves your franchise*

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LMAO belmont loves beer. i love beer. we are the same!

they are angry that an immortal vampire with no religious beliefs in the middle ages was bisexual and had a MMF threesome

as if we're gonna pretend that throughout history people haven't always done weird sex shit

also Lenore is best girl

Lol that kicks ass. also not up to the part where she does anything yet but im looking forward to it.
I like the adventures of belmont and sypha. its cute and fun. its why i like the witcher, doing silly quests for simpletons in a town.

every good thing needs to be ruined by wokeness

Fuckn kek

Face it, you would make that deal.

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if it's gay sex does it really matter that it's interracial?

i want sypha to pee in a mug and hand it to me saying it's beer

that depends, does her pussy warm or cold?

oh baby

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ooooh yeah baby

wish i was hector when she beats the shit out of him

I watched season one and it was just ok. Castlevania never had decent storytelling, so they can do whatever they want with their plotpoints, but the characterization and action shouldn't be as lackluster as they are.
Is it worth watching further? I heard Dracula doesn't do shit and dies, stuff gets unreasonably kinky, and some chars get butchered.

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people are overreacting massively and having knee-jerk reactions

it's a good story, it's slow paced but good, anyone complaining about it is just an ADHD idiot who wants this to be dragonball z or some shit

Season 2 is the best. S3 is when they go further away from the game and it becomes it's own thing. Also bisexual Alucard, although it isn't exactly his choice, he was tricked into doing it.

There's a of of 'walking to plot' in the middle but when the action happens it is pretty good.
It always takes a while to get going, the story is not bad but overall it sort of has the syndrome of; nothing happened but the foreshadowing at the ending makes me curious about what happens next'
If you have nothing to do and are stuck at home then why not.

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I knew Netflix were going to poz it up, but this is really fucking bad even for Netflix' standards.

>people are overreacting
Alucard got assraped by some chink while he was crying like a baby.

>ADHD idiots
Can confirm. Watched the season with a friend, and he wouldn't stop bitching about "how much they talked" and that they werent fighting demons all the time.
Eh, Alucard always came as kinda gay anyway. Gonna trust you anons, thanks. Maybe the plot gets good and I forget this was based on a game.

Don't worry he penetrated him back.

I liked Saint Germaine. Watching him chuck coins at baker was funny. Too bad he couldnt fight.

he said he was immortal and the people smelled like piss i figured a count could fight but yes i like him aswell. only half way in so idk if he gets his ass kicked.

Also what is a count? i figured it was some half vampire. like count chocula

Genuinely most of the people about Alucard complaining haven't watched the series. The scene in which it happens is great, combining two sexual scenes with two fight scenes that cut back and forth to each other. The mouthbreathers who cannot comprehend anything that isn't laid out in front of them can't understand that sex is being used as a manipulative tool.

it was the first time he had sex in HUNDREDS of years, and he felt incredibly lonely after Sypha and Trevor left, he was crying from emotion, not anal pain

Im glad there are people who are into the show and get it.

I have a question, does anyone think Dracula will come back?

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In terms of how the games work, it's only logical. But he seems so tragic in this that it wouldn't seem right unless he was heavily corrupted.

I agree with what you've said but what do you mean heavily corrupted? He is the king of vampires from hell.

>getting topped by a japanese twink

did he even notice the tiny pecker?

I play the games. The show is dogshit. It just doesn't feel like Castlevania. I'm gonna sound like a militant theist but I'll state some differences
Trevor
>comes from a feared family due to their strenght, called upon by the church when shit hits the fan, restores honor to his family which leads to Simon, Juste, Richter etc
Sypha
>mage of the church, helps Trevor when saved, not some random "speaker"
Alucard
>Mostly accurate in the show, though the SotN him
Grant
>Nonexistent in the show
Hector
>The worst offender, from a vengeful CHAD into a weakling that was used by Vampire Femeen Azi
Other differences that make the show not feel like Castlevania
>shitty and forgettable music
>church bad
>excessive swearing
>focus on drama instead of action
>bland locations
>vampire court
I haven't seen season 3, I don't plan on doing so. I get it they need to make differences for an adaptation but why adapt Castlevania if it's only Castlevania in name?

How the fuck is everyone so overpowered from nowhere? Between Isaac, Sypha or the mage with his own city, it seems like Trevor is pretty useless

As if in resurrection, he loses part of him. He's a miserable old fool in Season 1/2, having him be his normal moustache-twirling self after a resurrection just wouldnt work.

>church bad
I'm an atheist but if you don't have anything interesting to say about religion other than being edgy then you're a fucking hack writer

Shut the fuck up you retarded pussy

I don't understand how anyone can watch all the way through three seasons of this and only then get mad that the show is shit.

Seasons 1 and 2 are held up by some interesting stuff, like Dracula and non-pussywhpped Trevor. It's at least watchable

Fair crits I'd say. But I like the church bad. I like sypha being who she is. Not exactly a random but becomes powerful. Id hate to see her a churchie.
I didnt play the game so Idk grant but Id like another character. Hector, his story troubles me in s3 and i hope its more than what it is. He seems to become manipulated by the vampite sisters for their own gain idk if he knows it or not yet.
Church bad is good. swearing is good. Yes I'd like more action but i like it anyway. More locations yes, but needs more story lines.basically only 2.5 stories atm.
Fair criticisms but I like it nonetheless.

>interracial gay sex
there isn't enough of it if you ask me

>Church bad is good
You have the grammar of a 10 year old so I'm not suprised you feel that way

Oh because he is so powerful if he came back he would ruin any story?

I agree with this and Trevor needs to be badass again. he was only slightly badass in ep1 of s3 and just followed sypha. More action is needed between ep 3- 6

>Oh because he is so powerful if he came back he would ruin any story?
No, because he was basically suicidal and heavily depressed. He let himself be killed. It wouldn't seem very fitting to reintroduce a villain who had already given up, regardless of strength.

im only up to episode 7 but alucard needs to kill those two japanese cunts before they rape him and take over his castle.

They massacred my boy.

yes thats true. im wondering of draculas real strength if he isnt suicidal and depressed. isnt he unstoppable?

Religious people are the most immature brainlets in all of civilization. The medieval Catholic Church was pure evil. Shut the fuck up cunt.

The dialogue when the japs betray him is hilariously bad.
>why would anyone help us
>why would you be any different
>fuck you time to die faggot

lol, true but doesnt that sound very japanese?

Wow, fucking genius over here. There isn't even a catholic church in the show you fucking retard. Go back to r/atheism

>I think Yas Forums is infested with Yas Forumsmonkeys that are obsessed about political meta drama surrounding tv and movies over actually watching any of it
You think? And if they did watch the show, the only thing going through their head for first 10 episodes was "when is the gay sex going to happen!?" maybe broken up couple escaping "muh brown islam, so woke" thoughts whenever Isaac was on the screen.

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>waaaaaaAh why aren’t you portraying religion the way I want it portrayed!!!
Stupid religious low life