>Quiet subdued audience
>Calm, yet witty and charming host
>Nearly every contestant is at least sort of intelligent, usually Mathematicians or related fields
>maybe 3 minutes tops spent on the contestant backstories that nobody cares about
>Extremely fun to play along with, a good variation between easy and difficult questions
>An in depth knowledge of the metagame isn't required to win, you just have to be smart
Is this the ultimate /gamekino/?
Thomas Walker
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Jonathan Cooper
>it gives you cancer
>wheel of fortune guy gets to just be smarmy on Twitter
I'll take "Should've taken the other gig" for.$500
Anthony Myers
>contestant is rude to Alex
Landon Sanchez
why do wh*te people like this show so much?
Hunter Harris
Kebert Xela
Henry Evans
You didn't pick a category user
Luke Kelly
500 for post-ironic race bait
Brayden Cook
>contestants spend time telling their anecdotes
>they don't get to all the questions in the end
Ian Jackson
for my GOAT tournament, it's Ken Jennings vs James Holzhauer vs Alex Jacob
for my WOAT tournament it's Arthur Chu vs Austin Rogers vs Watson
Christopher Williams
>Alex is quipping
>contestant cuts him off
Wyatt Diaz
>alex says answer
>its not the daily double
Bentley Garcia
>Quiet subdued audience
>Calm, yet witty and charming host
>Nearly every contestant is at least sort of intelligent, usually Mathematicians or related fields
>maybe 3 minutes tops spent on the contestant backstories that nobody cares about
>Extremely fun to play along with, a good variation between easy and difficult questions
>An in depth knowledge of the metagame isn't required to win, you just have to be smart
gee i wonder
its always those autists who have to power through each question and scream the category before he even answers the last one.
Caleb Lopez
countdown is more comfy.
only connect is harder.
jeopardy is mainly general knowledge. It's preparation over on the fly skill.
Cooper Young
>daily double shows up
>alex misses it and blanks out
Ryan Fisher
>Has stage 4 cancer but still has all his hair
Alex is a Highlander.
Benjamin Scott
Is Ken Jennings' win the clutchest sustained performance by a GOAT to reclaim and hold onto his GOATness ever?
>come back after a long layoff against the next GOAT who is fresh off his run
>play a format which seemingly heavily benefits said opponent
>beat said opponent at his own game using his own techniques
No one would have blamed Jennings for coming in rusty and losing this. But he came in, updated his skillset to the modern game, and balled out of his mind to put down the young revolutionary and claimed eternal GOATness in the process.
Jace Parker
>french word in clue
>disgusting quebecois accent
Luis Taylor
imagine being on for weeks having to come up with stories to tell alex every episode
Thomas Torres
>multiweek champion
>piece together his/her sad existence as an incel/cat lady from their stories during break
Adrian Rivera
But imagine the shame of being less famous than your effectively mute sidekick
Joseph Turner
One thing that pissed me off recently is the gave a guy an answer after commercial break cause some word meant the same shit in indian/paki
Blake Turner
That is correct
Camden Fisher
Alex Jacob is a literally who at jeopardy.
Evan Adams
didn't he make it to a champions final?
Bentley Moore
dont forget about the qts
William Long
>power through each question and scream the category before he even answers the last one.
That’s part of the Forrest method. Anyone who uses proper game theory does it.
Landon Cooper
He won a tournament of champions, he's far from a literally who
Adrian Russell
I meant in terms of the GOAT race.
Jacob Cooper
Yep, it's absolute kino.
Jacob Jackson
but its no fun :(
David Walker
Gavin Thomas
Hey! Brad's score is still on the board!
Kayden Diaz
Wheel of Fortune is the jewiest fucking "game" show ever.
>constant bankrupt bullshit
>have to solve the puzzle to get the money you rolled even though it's often fucking pennies
>if you win nothing, which happens all the time, they give you a measly 2 grand
Ryder Perry
>"Our category for Final Jeopardy"
>"American Presidents"
Adrian Peterson
There's nothing else like it on tv and never will be again. Its not loud, exciting, dramatic, HIP and WITH IT enough to ever have existed outside of the time period it started in.
Even so, I hope they don't keep it going after Trebek finally goes. I see it as his show.
Owen Campbell
Yeah I agree. I think Julia Collins is the most underrated champion and she’s my personal favorite. I believe she has the third place record for longest run, and she did it all running categories from top to bottom with classic Jeopardy etiquette.
James Flores
Is this the shittiest game show of all time?
>loud audience
>braindead, unfunny, loud host
>every family is stupid or black
>god, this shit sucks
>not at all fun. Literally made so the biggest notmie of all time wins
>what the hell is the pass option for?
Also, NO FUCKING QTS!!!!! THEY ARE ALL OLD, FAT, UGLY, AND OR BLACK!!!!!!
Julian Jackson
Final Jeopardy........... Literature
>fml
William Moore
It was pretty great, but people overhype the myth of Holzhauer. Ken used the same techniques during his run. It was all laid out in a book by Chuck Forrest back in the late 90s.
Leo Gonzalez
when it's 2 black families it's like a black speaking in tongues church service
Jaxon Flores
The best part is that they aren’t even real families lol.
Hunter Sanchez
>nobody can replace alex trebe-
Ryan Nelson
*blocks your path*
Isaac Cook
Really?
Colton Nelson
imagine getting shit like this wrong on national television
Oliver Murphy
Sorry folks, but we know the real successor is Norm.
Dominic Lee
>daily double gets replaced by tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Parker Harris
>contestant is an autist
Camden Torres
He'll be too busy replacing James Lipton
This would be perfect since Norm is also Canadian and smart enough to be the host.
Carter Walker
>first week
>contestant gets obvious answer wrong
>"what are you, retarded?"
>gets replaced the following week
Ian Diaz
Wow, she is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen before. I want to grow old with her by my side :)
Matthew Butler
>Answer: 9/11
Jaxon Cook
Ayden Lopez
It's second to Family Feud.
Guessing at what the dumb Americans gave for poll answers is way better.
Steve Harvey mocking dumb answers is better than Alex Trebek's grumpiness.
Hunter Reyes
>An in depth knowledge of the metagame isn't required to win, you just have to be smart
It isn't, but if you want anyone to know that you have won, you need to.
Robert Sanders
.........please be sarcastic, do you actually think they poll people?
Tyler Davis
where is "Riga"?
Elijah Jackson
Not that guy but pretty sure they get a hundred people at a major shopping mall to fill out one questionnaire that probably gives them questions for an entire season at a time
Isaac Roberts
The pass option is only there for the really bullshit questions.
Juan Richardson
how is trebek grumpy? he's always nice to them even when rude, and when the autistic ones spill their spaghetti in the between round interviews he always makes them seem normal.
Cameron Butler
Jeopardy is for virgins. The Price Is Right is for chads.
>first host is a man obsessed with culling beta virgins pet companions by having them spayed and neutered - all while casting couching the beautiful models on the show
>now hosted by a former marine - oorah
>luck is the most important factor
>if the fates don't like you you won't even be called onto the show
>you have to outplay 3 opponents just to get on the stage, often using the ultimate chad method of bidding over or under the last guy's amount by a single dollar just to screw him over
>constant surprises await as a 10/10 supermodel shows you potential prizes which can range from a pack of markers to a brand new car you can peel out of the parking lot the moment the show ends
>audience worships you while screaming at your every gesture
>there's no virgin autist mathematics or game theory getting the right answer is purely based on trusting your gut and whether or not fortune recognizes your huge balls
>getting into the final showcase involves vanquishing more enemies by spinning a giant wheel furiously trying to land on the perfect pair of numbers
>the final showcase prizes are random as well and there's always a shittier one so you could either end up with a sailboat and a month long vacation at Ibiza or a dalmation dog and a push mower
>even if you play the game perfectly and win you can still walk out of the studio with nothing but some markers and a dalmation dog on top of your new lawnmower
Leo Scott
>thought Baltic said Balkans for 30 seconds
god I wish my brain worked like it used to
Parker Price
ill take suckin' and fuckin' for uh...$200 please
Thomas Gonzalez
>the price is right is for chads
Literally an hour long commercial with commercial breaks every 5 minutes
Jose Sanders
Jose Young
Why was he incapable of smiling?
James Stewart
He's not always grumpy, but it's just a steady increase in grumpiness over the years.
I stopped watching for a while, and when I started up again, he was noticeably more grumpy.
It happens with age.
Jace Gomez
I unironically think wheel of fortune is harder than jeopardy. I can get like like 10 answers a round on Jeopardy but fuck me, I will never be able to solve a puzzle unless there's like 2 letters left
Nicholas Evans
I thought the same thing, thought it was Kiev, looked it up, saw I was wrong and didn't notice it wasn't Balkans until I saw your post
Jose Rodriguez
He probably wasn't feeling too good either I mean he has stage 4 cancer