Zero good movies

>zero good movies

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looks like my poop

Is that Epstein Island?

hahaha I get it, here is your reddit gold like I promised

I just noticed it is nothing but forest or sandy beaches where nothing grows. So they haven't even cleared any land. What do they do all day? What do they eat? Do they even have fire?

Why don't we just bomb this fucking place?

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>What do they do all day?
they hate
What do they eat?
coconuts
>Do they even have fire?
in their hearts

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You just know there is horrifying Heart of Darkness/Bone Tomahawk levels of savagery and cannibalism going on at all times there.

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>Sees a place without mixed race
>bombs it

in a few years, drones should be small enough and light enough that we can take a look and see true savagery. I only hope some of the footage gets leaked, should be interesting to see what PC anthropological studies result. Of course, the imaginary also goes straight to Cannibal Holocaust.

>we

a bat type design would be perfect, fly around at night finding heat sources, post up upside down high in a tree and start observing.
I remember those wind-up ornithopter toys from the mall.
Shouldn't be too hard to tackle.

The atrocities are on the same level.

t. goblin

Yes and no. Thing is, their environment is extremely small and they spend all day looking at it. They'll know something's weird very quickly. I'm thinking something the size of a fly, or another insect. Like that roach-spy thing in Fifth Element.

>zero good movies

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2 men, 1 icepick was kino

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If its high and small enough we can observe settlements. Unless they shelter under the canopy.

Actually looked at it on a map. Blows my mind that something approximating civilization is just 30 miles distant.

where can I purchase some blankets with typhoid on them? I want to send them a housewarming

Mommy by Xavier Dolan.

That's what I named my island in AC

Are they also quarantined?

Why has no one invaded and wiped out these Godless heathens?

If an American arrives on that beach they need to kill him before he coughs on them.

Hehe and heres your anushole expansion as promised!!!

It's the poo's who own and protect the island, they forbid anyone going near there.
Only way the idiot missionary got on land was he bribed some local fisherman to smuggle him there.

Who cares if they see the drone, it's not like they can do anything about it?

The last piece of land on the globe untouched by the diaspora. It must be paradise

the island that defeated christendom

What's their fucking problem?

You don't need good movies when your everyday life is the antagonists in a lost island plane/boat crash kino

Why hasn't netflix flown a drown to their island or some shit? Is the average person just more interested in gay redneck furries?

Why hasn't some billionaire hired blackwater to genocide the island just for shits and giggles

Hey that’s not true we have one good director who didn’t go to Hollywood as soon as they got the chance.

was it a power play?

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It actually does mean something when creatures realize when they are watched, behavior switches to the defense. Or they come looking for attention.

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pure KINO

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WOO LOOO LOOOO

>NOOOO WHY AREN'T THEY CONSOOMING THE LATEST DISNEY KINO DROP THE BOMB KILL THEM ALL

The whole point is to get them on candid camera so we get a sense of how they behave when they don't know they're being watched, or aren't any more spooked than their natural baseline requires. God you're fucking dumb.

Terrorising them with a magic bird is much more kino.

I think the better idea is to give them a glass coke bottle and watch hilarity ensue.

AYOO OOO OOO
AYOO OOO OOO

Just do what the south koreans do to the best koreans. Attach porno mags and junk to a balloon and float it to the island

Nuke em

Drones won't be able to fly in that kind of canopy

ahem
ok your point still stands

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50 Yas Forums users with guns could take that island over in less than an hour

I wanna test the Dankula theory and give them a football to see if they start kicking it about within an hour

>laughs at you before shooting you in the chest with an arrow
what the FUCK was their problem?

Just imagine the damage you could do with a flamethrower

Why do amerilards hate the sentinelese so much?

The Sentinelese are smart enough to understand the disease risk outsiders pose to them as an isolated community with no exposure to the rest of the world's pathogens. Christcucks and other people like that sometimes drop them supplies and they burn it.

Yas Forums would just give cuncun pics in exchange for total submission. Cunnylandia forms.

As for actual films related to isolated island cultures one would be Rapa Nui.
About the people of Easter Island who managed to cut down every last living tree on the island to build the famous stone idols, and then they killed the people who made them do it.

also a real movie about mostly unspoiled island people, Murnaus Tabu 1931
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Blade Runner 2049
Sicario
Enemy
Incendies
Arrival

Interesting. I suppose they caught something nasty from one of the limited contacts they had.

Is it wrong to leave these people to their savagery and not culturally uplift them?

the sentinelese are uncircumcised

British surveyor John Ritchie observed "a multitude of lights" from an East India Company hydrographic survey vessel, the Diligent, as it passed by the island in 1771.[2][24]:362–363[26] Homfray, an administrator, travelled to the island in March 1867.[27]:288

Towards the end of the same year's summer monsoon season, Nineveh, an Indian merchant ship, was wrecked on a reef near the island. The 106 surviving passengers and crewmen landed on the beach in the ship's boat and fended off attacks by the Sentinelese. They were eventually found by a Royal Navy rescue party.[24]:362–363
Kino

pre ww2 Tahiti, you and I know the drawers are for puritan sensibilities, it's much more practical to swim naked.
This movie with real color would be masterpiece I can imagin Murnaus suffering.

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One coofer would clear out the whole island.

Unironically I love those people, they are closest to humans that we have, unlike amerimutt consumers.
They're good without amerimutt "culture".

It is a moral imperative that they be saved from their primitive existence. The fact the India doesn't allow this is criminal.

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>The death of an American tourist who illegally visited the isolated North Sentinel Island had drawn the world's attention to the small island's ...

Yup, I think they're very based and redpilled.