"Heinrich Himmler."

>"The Blitzkrieg, Lightning war"
>stock footage of artillery being fired
>stock footage of machine guns being fired
>"Hitler's last gamble against the allied advance"
>footage of hitler in a car or something

>marching drum plays in background
>1944. GERMANY STANDS ON THE BRINK OF DEFEAT *footage of zero getting shot down*
>BUT THE REICH HAS ONE FINAL WONDER WEAPON UP ITS SLEEVE...
>sounds of tiger growling play over stock footage of panzer II*
>THE PANTHER TANK - DESIGNATED PANZER CAMPFWAGON V - THE ROMAN NUMERAL FOR FIVE.
>computer noises chitter as camera examines CGI render of the tank
>WITH 100 MM ARMOR, A 3 INCH CALIBER CANNON, AND A FEROCIOUS TOP SPEED OF 120 MILES AN HOUR... THIS MECHANIZED BEAST WAS THE APEX PREDATOR OF THE BATTLEFIELD.
>computer noises continue as a grid map of germany appears
>THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE... WAS JUST BEGINNING.

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The more a Spielbergian hates somebody the more I like em

Nazis were idiots.

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>zero getting shot down
This one got me

>Main villain is named Hitler
>his 2nd in command is named Himmler

Shit writing

Beady eyes, glasses, that "moustache", same head shape and haircut.

>RAWWWR you would not want one of those on your lawn

Enjoy your muttified zionist dystopia friends, you earned it.

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>asian minion is named hirohito

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>140% wackiness quotient

>Socially inept
>Married

LMAO

>This motion picture has been adapted for American audiences

is there anything more comfy than hitlers henchman?
>narrator talks about the side of the villain that the media saw
>lots of smiles, shaking hands with soldiers, etc
>but there was a dark side...
>*photos of strappado at dachau*

your teacher has a hitler stache?

R. Lee Earney's Lock n' Loaded was the only good show on the history channel that wasnt a documentary at that time. Where the fuck did the good shows go?

>120mph
>panzer
This would have changed the face of war

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zf6x5bBd3IE
put your prejudice aside and listen to this nigga

fake tweet

>haunted house music plays
>"Germany, 1993."
>crowds throwing up sieg heils
>Hitler counter-saluting at a podium
>"A nation under the spell of newly-elected Chancellor, Adolf Hitler."
>slowed, stuttering footage of Hitler hanging out with Eva Braun to make them look creepy
>"His plan: conquer the world."
>CGI map of the world being devoured by giant red blob with a swastika
>"But Germany, still reeling from the Great Depression, lacks the manpower."
>poor Germans walking down city streets with wheelbarrows full of cash and belongings
>"His disturbing solution: a marriage of scientific theories rooted in Nazi mysticism... "
>zoomed photos of the black sun symbol in Wewelsburg Castle
>"and the burgeoning German pharmaceutical industry."
>German scientists in labs testing various chemicals
>"Their goal: create the ultimate soldier."
>Dr. Shekel Rothman, award-winning historian: "Himmler believed that by taking enough cocaine on a full moon that his SS soldiers could transform into werewolves"
>"this is the true story..."
>SS soldiers marching
>German soldiers being cared for by doctors
>"of Hitler's secret werewolf army"
>CG-animated Nazi turns into wolf and leaps at camera
>cue titles

>"Himmler believed that by taking enough cocaine on a full moon that his SS soldiers could transform into werewolves"
kek

>CG-animated Nazi turns into wolf and leaps at camera

lost it

>badass
All he did was sign paperwork

>Is played by the same actor as Himmler
Fucking ridiculous

Himmler trying to form his own Dark Souls covenant is so nerdy and funny
the biggest war of all time is going down and his dorky ass is spending all his time trying to come up with cool class names

everyone said he was a pushover
>went to watch how the soldiers were mass executing jews by bullets instead of gas
>throws up

If he had actually done it there would have been no survivors and everyone would've been better off.

It's a bit depressing really. The fact that the Holocaust didn't happen is a damning critique of Himmler's character. How do you fuck up executing a bunch of starving people in camps? Just stop feeding them.

I don't get idolizing your countries enemies. Memes and jokes are fine but the people who unironically idolize Nazi Germany are the exact same as the purple haired tumblrites who idolize the Soviet Union. If you hate your country so much just leave? or if you are angry the Nazis lost go deface a ww2 military cemetery, see how that works out for you.

Was he the architect of the holocaust? I thought that was based Reinhard Heydrich.

Genius making it like an American nature doc

They literally did put SS troops on amphetamines. It's why the SS Boy Scouts division went 11:1 with the elite commie shock army. Right wing people are just superior to left-wing people.

>his other minions names are Goring and Gobells
who wrote this shit?

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Is Himmler, dare I say it, our guy?

You mean the Nazis were fucking based.

AVIATION
>[nyeeeeeoooum]
LEGENDS
>[drum strike]
IN THIS EPISODE WE EXPLORE THE LEGENDARY JAPANESE
>[Japanese navel ensign]
>[YOOOOOOOOOOO]
ZEH-ROH FIGHTER
>[CGI of Hayabusa in flight]
>[radio static Auf gem Deutschland!]
THIS NIMBLE NAVIGATOR RAN CIRCLES AROUND THE OUTCLASSED AMERICAN WAR BIRDS
>[Hayabusa dives on a Hurricane and destroys it in a single burst]
WITH TWENTY CENTIMETER CANNONS NO NUT WAS TOO TOUGH TO CRACK
>[Hayabusa strafes a Tiger causing it to violently explode]
NAMED 'RISING' IN JAPANESE, THIS ADVANCED INTERCEPTOR TRULY LEFT ITS MARK ON HISTORY
>[footage of Battle of Britain]
AMERICAN PILOTS FEARED THIS MACHINE WITH "ZERO" EQUALS
>[cut to interview with old man]
"I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES"
>[CGI of Hayabusa]
"A JAP RIGHT ON MY TAIL"
>[pan reveals a BF-109 being pursued]
"I KNEW IT WAS NOW OR NEVER, SO I SLAMMED THE AIRBRAKE"
>[109 does a backflip right behind the Hayabusa]
"I THOUGHT IT HAD HIM, BUT THEN"
>[Hayabusa turns around 180 degrees instantly]
"RIGHT ROUND AND HE GOT ME. NO AMERICAN PLANE COULD DO THAT."
>[109 immediately explodes]
"I WAS LUCKY TO FIRE THE EJECTOR SEAT BEFORE THE WHOLE BIRD WENT UP"
>[cut to blueprint of a the Yamato battleship]
THE ZEH-ROH WAS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND
>[zoom to F1M1 at back]
A SHIP BORNE PLANE
>[footage of Hurricane being launched by catapult]
HOWEVER, THERE WAS ONE FOE THE ZAY-ROH COULD NOT CONQUER
>[mushroom cloud]
THE ATOMIC NUCLEAR BOMB
>[footage continues]
WERE IT NOT FOR THIS COUNTERMEASURE PERHAPS THIS SUPERWEAPON
>[CGI of Times Square]
COULD HAVE CONQUERED THE WORLD
>[Japanese soldiers hover across the street in a T pose]
>[end credits roll]

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>Gets made a general
>Immediately fucks everything under his command up
Yeah, I'd say so

>*footage of zero getting shot down*

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Did your communist shithole put a man on the moon and win two world wars?
No?
Then shut the fuck up

youtube.com/watch?v=Vo7MOzC3-SI

You're thinking of the Finnish lad on skis who downed a whole units issued pills and disappeared for a few days

Why was Göring so based

hahahah fucking lol

>That time some guy turned up to Goering's house for a meeting and he was dressed in a toga and jewel encrusted sandals for no fucking reason
He liked having fun

>tax your citizens
>send the money to Israel
Based free market America. My country was on the winning side in each WW. America didn't win WW2 either, but it was part of the winners.

It's just a GOOD. SOLID. TANK.

>he believes in the moon landing

Goering was appointed to so many positions that he had no business holding that the only thing that could make sense is delegating absolutely everything to underlings.

Seething commies
Enjoy paying for your TV license

it was definitely a thing but it wasn't that prevalent. they figured out pretty early on that crashing off speed on the battlefield is very bad, shocking. mostly only pilots did it regularly

Göring scored 138 on the IQ test administered by US Army psychologists while he was in custody at Nuremburg

enjoy paying taxes, goy
also communism was made by jews so next time get it right, goy

Lol, aryan superhuman chinlet.

Nazism is so cool. I really wish they hadn't engaged in genocide, expansionist wars and that they'd made some better choices regarding aesthetics.

>Göring scored 138 on the IQ test administered by US Army psychologists while he was in custody at Nuremburg

Yeah, but commanding a jagdgeschwader, then holding political positions and then being put in charge of the entire airforce as well as being made Reichsmarshall is a huge leap. He was a fighter wing officer, so that's somewhat plausible, but part of his portfolio of duties was overseeing the 1936 economic four-year-plan. You'd expect that appointment to go to someone with a background in business, no?

Huh? I live in a first world country