What did he say to the raptors?
What did he say to the raptors?
Aaron Hughes
Lincoln Kelly
Nigger
Andrew Bell
This
Colton Morris
based Alan
Dominic Miller
Owen Fisher
Jurassic Park films are racist. Name a brother that EVER survived one of those films.
Jeremiah Long
>GRAAAAAAAANT!
Carson Wilson
*survives raptors in your path*
Carter Russell
Jose Miller
There's a basketball team named after you guys.
Angel Russell
>Raptor!
Evan Rivera
the raptors were based 4channel raptors which is why they let him go after that
Jackson Martin
Jp3 designs are the best.
Elijah Wood
so if the dinosaurs have a defect that makes it so that they die unless they get the lysine in their diet, why are they still around 4 movies later?
Lincoln Walker
Its never specified in the movies but iirc Fiorti's theory that the dinosaurs are all dead on Site B may actually be canon so they probably arent around anymore
Ian Brooks
Because lysine is found in some of the local plant life
Think it was in peanut plants in the book
Aiden Phillips
JP3 is so kino bros
why do so many people say it's bad? it was actually my favorite as a kid, i still have a JP3 triceratops toy that my parents gave me for christmas. pic related.
Kayden Gray
by the way the lysine thing is a total asspull because no living vertebrates produce lysine.
Adrian Young
Because they have no taste bro. Jack Horner is the greatest pleb filter and all the people who hate JP3 are plot fags and Trex cucks
Ethan Gonzalez
OFFICIAL FILM RANKINGS
>Jurassic Tier
Jurassic Park
>Something Has Survived Tier
Jurassic Park III
Jurassic World
>Gymnastics Tier
The Lost World
Battle at Big Rock
>One Big Pile of Shit Tier
Fallen Kingdom
Ryder Jackson
that was the other island
Justin Jackson
Correct me if I'm wrong, but herbivores found lysine in the local flora and carnivores got it from eating the herbivores.
Owen Rogers
Yes
Asher Peterson
based Trinidadian
Jace Murphy
life, uh, finds a way
Jose Kelly
I wanted this one as a kid so bad.
William Wood
>MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
Jonathan Myers
>COCK AND BALL TORTURE ALSO KNOWN AS CBT.......................
Alexander Reed
>the raptors, being based as they are, were so unfathomably repulsed by such a dead meme, that they immediately retreated into the woods to poor BLEACH in their eyes so that they may die forgetting the pain of knowing such a cringe verse could be uttered by the remnants of their own peers
Mason Sanders
food chain, it was explained in the second movie and book
Carter Murphy
Absolutely.
Hunter Butler
>87 miles apart
Xavier Turner
based
Sebastian Young
"My fellow raptors, we must allow more humans into the park in order to stop egg snatching such as this, otherwise dino-society will not survive."
Nolan Sanchez
Dinosaurs also can't survive our current atmosphere, but here we are
Adrian Kelly
when i was like 9 i went to this rich kid's house and he had the giant JP3 spino toy (pic related). god i wanted to steal it so bad.
Aaron Williams
Is that dude still around? How many JP videos can a man make?
Isn't that the point? Make them dependent on something they'd never be able to naturally produce?
Joshua Diaz
Fiorti still makes vids but they arent as interesting, mostly just his thoughts on new rumors and info he gets from insiders. youtube.com
Lincoln Ortiz
Thanks Klay
Bentley Watson
youtube.com
Finally a chance to share this classic
Matthew Murphy
Man, Klay is doing what I've always wanted to do, just talk about JP and its inner workings and lore and getting paid for it.
Adam Walker
Dinosaurs shouldn't have been alive on site B by the time of the third movie. In the lost world novel the food chain was already destabilizing.
Xavier Walker
>theory that the dinosaurs are all dead on Site B may actually be canon so they probably arent around anymore
thats not a theory its outright stated at the end of the second book. It's Prions
Luis James
We talkin about film canon, nigga. If we were talking about book canon, we'd be discussing based Predator Carnos
Jackson Martinez
He wanted to fuck the raptors
Jonathan Rodriguez
It was basedbeans, lol
Carson Foster
Book canon is cool as fuck and I would rather talk about it. Like how it's explained that Dinosaurs have a totally different nervous system, and even a headshot isn't enough to kill them. so you have Robert Muldoon blowing them apart with an RPG while swigging whiskey from a flask.
John Johnson
Nice fuckin thumbnail dummy
Michael Stewart
Life, uh, finds a way.
John Barnes
>Ayo this nigga eatin beans
Lincoln Wright
Kelly. Not only does she survive, she's one of the few characters to actually kill a dinosaur ... and she did it without any weapons.
Asher Gray
Correct ranking:
TLW >= JP > The first 5 minutes of JW:FK > JP3 >= JW > The rest of JW:FK
Xavier Sanders
>tfw no mention of Eddie's death
Jayden Edwards
This
Oliver Johnson
*Cue Ghostbusters theme*
Zachary Wood
"Fuck Gaspar Gomez and the fuck the fucking Diaz brothers".
Benjamin Miller
sheeeeeeeeeit mufugga yo dawg i gots ta apologize for this shit for real nigga yo my punk ass bitch snitch nigga billy ova here took yo mothafuckin egg n' sheit homie he a broke ass bitch ass nigga fo real dawg, take dat shit back nigga please don't bust my ass over this for real blood
Jason King
Lex's brother survives
Xavier Green
based
Charles Brooks
Unironically the best Jurassic sequel film. TLW a close second but the San Diego assend drops it down. JW films are all absolutely awful.
Andrew Martin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aiden Lee