Stronger than Dom

>stronger than Dom
>faster than Dom
>hairier than Dom
It's over familia

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CYPHER A CUTE

>movie is moved to 2021 because they're worried that the emotional devastation of losing the familia will compromise fans immune systems
It's over bros

Familiabros....where do we go from here? Who can stop Jakob? I'm really scared familiabros.

Only one guy can stop Jakob. That's no one. The familia can only be saved by nobody[/spoiler.]

>Jakob has another year to become even stronger, faster and smarter than Dom
NNOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

lmao

God I love familia-posting

time for corona

salud

You sure about that?

I think Jakob's a freak-fucking bitch.

I can’t wait for Dom to learn Ultra Instinct and defeat Cena.
I mean, FF is just the dragon ball of movies now.

this stupid spic shit makes me laugh so fucking hard

salud compadre

came to shitpost but i think your comment really hit the nail on the head
cheers bro

>also looks like Doom

ALL-CGI BRIAN WILL APPEAR AT THE LAST SECOND TO SAVA DA FAMILIA, SCREENSHOT THIS POST

AFTER AN INTENSE FIST FIGHT WITH JAKOB THE DESTROYER, HE AND BRIAN GET INTO A GUN BATTLE. JAKOB FINALLY GETS THE DROP ON BRIAN, BUT THE BULLET IS STOPPED BY A CAN OF TUNA IN BRIAN'S POCKET, ALLOWING HIM TO WIN.

THE FILM ENDS WITH BRIAN AND DOM TENDERLY EMBRACING EACH OTHER WHILE DRINKING CORONAS. SALUD.

bros...................................... familiachads might finally become familiakeks......................... jakobchads won again..

so Kurt Russell and his not-CIA son from F8

I love these Hispanic friends.
Hope your menudo is hot and tasty friends!

this is just dragonballposting but with a Yas Forums coat of paint

is this a reddit meme?

I had a panic attack in work because of this motherfucker in my pic related. I’m fucking stressing about the familia. Jakob is smarter, stronger and more agile than Dom , Hobbes and Shaw are not present and cipher is scheming with Jakob like the evil bitch she is.

Anyone else worrying about what’s gonna happen to our heroes when they face Jakob in the next fast and furious.... I think it’s over.... they ride together... and now they die together.

Jakob can't be bargained with. Jakob can't be reasoned with. Jakob doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And Jakob absolutely will not stop, ever, until later familia is over!

But Jakob and Dom are brothers!

dont say that dont you fucking say that you have to fucking believe in your familia or we wont make it through pull your shit together hermano

bros...

we got past jiren and we'll make it past jakob, ese

Salud

>ALL-CGI BRIAN
Fucking kek

But... but... you can't turn on familia

im afraid

There's only one homie that can save la familia now

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>Jakobkeks think all his training will matter once the familia takez it 2 dah streetz where it all began for the gang

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All I want is friends to watch fast and the furious with then talk shit with later.

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¿Es este un buen lugar para que los latinos pasen el rato? Vi la foto de Jakob y pensé que tal vez lo era. Tengo miedo por Dom, hermanos.

even dom (post brian) enraged mode cant defeat this cena guy
now im not that sure about revived han´s power it mite be close to dark lety from FF6. am i scared? well yeah,i dont think even la santisima virgen de guadalupe can save la familia this time

Dom calvo

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>Jakob weaponizes the glue that holds la familia together against then

bros...

I see the familia drinking Corona but never eating salud.

Jakob may take the familia down, but no matter what, they will give it there all.

All we can do right now is crack open any beer we like (as long as it's a Corona) and wait.

What's his name again, Yas Forums?

I hear carpenter brut

Dude. They have Han back. The familia is stronger than ever.

Thats terminator

I woke up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare about Jakob

Hannibal Lector

But they aren't FAMILIA

not yet but soon

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Dom will forgive Jakob because thats what familias do

>Jakob and Dom are in a final fist fight
>”You cannot beat me Dom, I am faster, stronger and whiter than you hermano.”
>”Little hermano, I beat u thirty minutes ago”
>Flashback to Jakob being served his favourite Budweiser at his bar, the succulent cold drink moving down his throat.
>”U... u wouldn’t Dom.”
>Dom is revealed to have coughed into the drink when Jakob wasnt looking.
>”Its as I always say little hermano, you can have any virus u want... as long as its coronavirus.”
>Jakob begins to die, Dom walks away in victory.

This would be great

>brother is a street racer who sells DVD players
>well to be better than him I should become an elite driving, super assassin and master thief
Seems a bit of an overreaction to me lads

It's currently 2:51 AM. can't sleep cause i got Jakob on my fuckin' mind. Familia im freakin out here.... How will we handle Cypher? Can Dom even pull this off? fuck bros. fuck.

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What if Jakob pulls out the five knuckle shuffle? Or dare I say it bros....the FU? Dom doesn’t stand a chance.

All joking aside, if Hobbs and Shaw join the fight I will actually clap in the cinema

it hasn't been called the FU in years user

>hairier than Dom

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ohnonono jakobros we got too cocky!

Bro's....what if the movie comes out and somehow, some fucking way la familia beats Jakob......what will we do....we need access to F9 production so we can ensure Jakob will beat la familia and the movie company won't try to add editing and special effects to make it look like Jakob will lose

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>coronavirus gets us another year of familiaposting
salud