Why didn't Harry end up with Hermione or Luna? Seemed like the logical conclusion at the time

I never understood anal, why would you want to put your dick where poop comes out?

Because it's naughty

*Draco's mum

That's kinda hot

Their attractiveness is literally inverse of what it was in the books. Hermione wasn’t supposed to be hot.

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Pretty sure they talk about how sexy she has become in Book 4, could be mistaken

Someone forgot to tell the artist

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I think it's just that the illustrator only knows how to do one face

>logical conclusion
>logical
You're forgetting this series was written by a woman.

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if you wouldnt use the Enemando spell and then push lunas shit in with your cock, you might be a fag

A simpler solution: bully a kid into drinking polyjuice to become Luna.

Is there a way you can mix the polyjuice potion where they turn into a girl but keep their weiner and ballsack?

I wanted Draco to turn face and end up with Hermione.

For me, it's Romilda Vane

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She gets her teeth shrunk in book 4 so she's cuter

based

Shit Triss though

There is, according to many fanfics

She had the quidditch equivalent of Christiano Ronaldo or Leonel Messi asking her out.

>Why didn't Harry end up with Hermione
this was the plan but rowling felt ron would be a third wheel in the group, which is a fucking shame

>tfw you will never taste prime hermione and luna cunny
feels suicidal man

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Emma Watson is 12 there, fucking pedo fuck.

After seeing the ending of the 5th movie Harry and Luna seemed like a kino couple, but we can never go right with jk rowling's decisions

yea thats why he said prime

A Prince Harry-esque Ron would’ve been kino

what this nigga saidpretty much all the girls became hot by book 4

ugly piece of shit that ruins triss fuck you

i fucked my best mates sister after she had an obvious crush on me for like 6 years

its just what happens

to tear up body parts that weren't made for what they're being used for and contracting AIDS

Why didn't Hermione end up with Luna?

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a simp?

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Because Harry had mommy issues thats why he chose someone who loooked like Lily

Based, imagine choosing some le quirky tumblr-tier nerd over an actual hot girl.

DEH!

Ron was the best-cast character in the entire series.

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>Because Harry and Hermoine were clearly meant for each other so Rowling wanted to subvert your expectations.

Actually, she said that it was her personal wish fulfillment (saw herself in hermoine) and later regretted it because she said hermoine SHOULD have ended up with harry.

I AM A DEGENERATE

Because women have never written anything good

No, he was supposed to be the tallest member in his family in the books

It's in Book 3. She mentions when she was getting turned back into a human from the polyjuice potion that she had the nurse keep reducing their size

Imagine being Luna in Book/Movie 6
>Be an unpopular autistic 15/16 year old girl
>Get invited to the Slug Club party as a date by a cute bespectacled athletic quidditch chad chosen boy who lived who you may or may not have had some prior awkward romantic tension with
>Doll yourself up and attend in your best dress
>He ignores you the whole way through, pays more attention to your Stacey ginger friend who already has a boyfriend
>He abruptly leaves chasing after that posh weirdo Slytherin boy
>Later he and the ginger end up together
Did Harry fuck up?

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>that look on Jay-Z's face

harry was never a chad, he had the status required, but was more of a weirdo and people didnt actually like him

ugly mamzer

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They did like him until they spread fake news to fuck with his reputation

Hm I was expecting worse. As long as she isn't a feminist like Emma, this would've been a proper choice.

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Why didn't Harry end up with Hermione and Luna? Seems like the kind of common bullshit fanfic authors come up with.

Harry doesn't even like Hermione particularly much. He finds her tiresome at best. When Ron isn't around and he's just him and her in Book 4 he's bored as fuck.

>tfw no Luna gf
Harry is a fag.

>were clearly meant for each other
Which part? Beyond being the lead male and female? They have literally zero romantic interactions or indications. I find the people who claim this tend to have a DeviantArt account and constantly bring up "chemistry".

Why is the Magic in Harry Potter so lackluster? Imagine if someone pulled out this shit.

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gud jab user

Yikes, she didn't age well. I mean, still would, but nowhere near as cute as HP era Luna.

their relationship is still miles better than hermione/ron

Never happened. There's stuff setting up Ron and Hermione right from the early books.

Harry Potter is about ninjas.
Naruto is about wizards.
Change my mind.

Not sure about the book, but in the goblet of fire movie there's plenty of instances where Hermione seems to care about Harry more than a friend

You just avoided answering anything I said.

and ron and hermoine do?

Name them.

i wasnt trying to, i'm not even the user you first replied to

Yeah iirc she admitted hermione wouldn't have been happy with Ron

...yes? Did you read the books?

He means the one scene in the tent where Hermione hugs Harry. Being a virgin, he equates hugs with sexual attraction

Because it's written by a woman and they have absolutely no imagination

a long time ago and iirc it was very one sided with only ron having any romantic feelings towards hermoine

Harry and Hermione is a meme for teenage girls on tumblr. Harry and Luna had some basis in the film (and only in the film) where they added interactions and wrote them in the manner of a relationship being set up, in OOTP. More weirdly, all this setup and romantic inklings are absent in the next movie when they're attempting to set up an actual romance with Ginny.

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Harry is a complete social retard and its a wonder he can interact with anyone at all given he was systematically abused for his entire childhood and literally locked in a cupboard under the stairs.

Based and femslashpilled.

They shouldn't have even done it in movie 5 because it's absent in the books then, and just makes things confusing for the movie-only people in movie 6 when Luna is a literal nobody

You don't remember correctly.

>Mamzer

Ah I see you’re a man of taste as well.

maybe, but it was also that way in the movies

until they are all of a sudden together

I shipped Dramione.

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