Cozy home

>wow, your dog is so cute. Can I pet him?
>by the way, I have a deformity fetish and that’s why I stay with this little abomination

Sounds legit.

This nigga looks perpetually photoshopped...

Do they fug?

He's a toxic ooze man.

she probably rides that little retard every night

see
they are basically business partners
they get money +free media coverage
and crippled people get their hopes up

How do they screw? I've always heard god has a sense of humor so is he packing a giant dong?

do you honestly think someone with a spasticated lower body "fucks"?
she might suck his flaccid cock once in a blue moon but that's it

would you?

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the penis is not a muscle

Look, sewer mutant.

maybe yours
lol

>I got the best mans number
No you didn't you little fucking gremlin.

oh yes baby

imagine to be her pusy slave

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this
women like a benevolent outwardly appearance and free money
meanwhile Tyrone waits in his loft on saturday evenings

Haha he looks like big head mode on Tekken 2

Obsessed

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>Quaid... start the reactor.

serial monogamy is the norm for guys his age with good personalities

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I'm not even sure the image they were trying to portray here. I get that hurrr she's just like everyone else, flirting and shit, but all I thought was how an average sized penis would tear her insides apart.

I bet I could drop kick it 30 feet.

He's probably sucking on her tits right now because of the quarantine.

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I understood that reference
He looks like an NBA Jam character lmao

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Yeah, sounds obnoxious and expensive.

Your face when.

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how does he do it bros?

>an average sized penis would tear her insides apart.
How would slightly below average fair? Jut curious...

What the fuck bros?!??!?! I thought only unchangeable traits like looks were the things that mattered? So it's actually incels fault they're incels??

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Actually new a guy that very similar. He was the brother of our interpreter in Iraq, met him when his family hosted us for a meal. Had the body of a child, but adult size head, it was a little off putting at first. Family believes the developmental disorder was caused by Saddam, when they gassed his families village. He was a smart guy, and had a lot of business designing websites for local businesses. Didn't seem to hold him back either. Glad I got to meet him.

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You wouldn't even hit the sides, sorry bro.

why does she loo 50% uglier here than normal?

We get those types of posts every thread. The most believable one was the "scam" copypasta where it's just a ruse.

if he had an ugly girlfriend we wouldnt talk about him right now, his videos would have 7 views, his instagram would have 7 followers, news outlets would never speak to him

so i guess western beauty standards wins again lol

>arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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That first pic really looks like he's getting a handjob there. Also the answer to your question is he's obviously very rich.

His family is loaded.

I still can't believe people still haven't tracked down his parents and figured out how rich they are

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She has an dominant personality. She wants to be in charge, and practically wants a ‘bitch’ to play around with. Think ‘dom’ in BDSM. I’ve seen many girls, and she also looks insecure - she looks like she’s walking on eggshells. I would not be surprised if she was alpha widowed.

Now, why him? He provides things many men don’t. He seems like a nice guy, someone she can walk over. Also, he’s completely reliant on her - zero chance she gets her heart broken. Disability checks are also good. And finally, and most importantly, it gives her validation. She has the whole internet singer her praises.

At this point with 200k subscribers, she’s made it her ‘job’ while also fetching validation. All this ‘benefit’ (ownership of person, ownership of channel, ownership of his money streams, endless validation, role model status) in exchange for not riding the CC.

just saw her Instagram. Vacations, collaborations with celebrities, an IG girl’s dream. She’s not in it for love, she’s in it for the benefits. He’s just a means to an end.

She looks like Xev Bellringer, I bet she's given him role playing handjobs and everything.

He's set up a thing where he can turn-n-burn thots and they can get free screen time while looking good-natured, and they both make money.
It's a win win.

>She has an dominant personality. She wants to be in charge, and practically wants a ‘bitch’ to play around with. Think ‘dom’ in BDSM. I’ve seen many girls, and she also looks insecure - she looks like she’s walking on eggshells. I would not be surprised if she was alpha widowed.

too many hentai doujins bro, reality is way more boring, she gets the money and "dominates" an attractive passive guy

do you think she sucks his dick?

Yes it is. It’s called the erector bulbosa by medical terms.

>She is a fetishists and loves him for his deformity.
I dated a girl with some minor bladder problems and she broke up with me when she found out I had a diaper fetish and that it turned me on

You guys are missing the point. This is JBT theory in action. The guy may be ugly, but he's probably 6+ feet tall. That's why she's into him.

6' vs 5'10"

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chad seething

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>Diaper fetish
How can you?

Based or cringe?

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Is that h-hannah's bvll?

he's NOT our guy

thats because that fetish usually comes with "other dangerous fetish"

these look like low tier feet to me but i'm going to need to consult the opinion of a footkino expert

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yes, just to say I did

If hot girls dating retards is so common why does this bitch get to be famous because of it?

Too flat, freakishly huge toes, kinda chubby.
4/10 for me

did you know that they inject him 175k worth of medicine every 3 months to keep him alive?

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It's weird thar his nipples are on the side of his body.

Do you listen to Chad plunge his penis into your sister?

fuck this gay earth

Oh for fuck sake you just know she's stroked his dick while she smothers her feet over his face.

That's like a woman loving a man just because he's black.

>attractive guy