Barbecue scene

>barbecue scene
>it's just burgers and hotdogs

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>African scene
>it's just shit and mud

I've always thought this is strange too, what a lame barbeque.

What else would you barbecue? A racoon?

dogs and cats. You hypoclite.

you're confusing a barbecue with a cookout

>television and film
>it's just capeshit

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Americans don't really have an asado culture, which is fucking weird because the people there had literal cowboys.

Amerimutts don't know what real food is

Chicken, ribs, corn on the cob, kabobs, steak

>NA """sausages"""

How about real meat?
Instead of over processed mysterious shit?

why are eurofags so bitchy? all you queers do is bitch. you're a continent full of women

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Yeah lets bump that budget up so we can constanly be frying steaks for multiple takes on end all day.

Yeah, it's called grilling. Barbecue is different.

You grill chicken, ribs, and corn on the cob. Barbecue is not grilling. You do BBQ ribs, however.

They are like the betas in school who all get together and hate on the chad in class.

What I do is get some corn that's still in the husk, then I soak the corn in water for a few hours. Once it's well-soaked, I carefully peel open the husk and wrap the cob in strips of bacon. Then I fold the husk back around it, and grill the whole thing.

The waterlogged husk keeps the corn from burning, but it gets hot enough to cook the bacon and the cob. Once it's ready, you just peel off the husk and have delicious bacon-flavored corn on the cob to eat with your bacon.

I've never really been that into hotdogs but there are good kinds. And there shouldn't be any mystery to what is in the ground beef you buy.

Correct. A full on barbecue will generally also feature chicken or ribs. A cookout at a local park is generally dogs and burgs.

>Barbecue scene
>There isn't one disgusting, shriveled veggie patty for your mate's annoying vegan girlfriend

Wut
BBQ is an American tradition. Boomers make it a point to BBQ every summer. It's half the reason they love maintaining their lawns so much.

>grilling scene
>twat who lives on the internet calls it barbecue

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Because they’ve literally never experienced an American style big backyard BBQ complete with kegs and party cups.

>coming from the country who invented feminisim

reminder that soccer was invented by european ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking

>the chad in class
Australia?

look like the last shit i took laid out on a grill

Why tf they would ever show any meat on the grill is a waste of budget.
Shoot from behind the grill lid up, light a log on fire and open and close that mf for smoke effect. Add grilling and sizzling sounds in post, boom

>coming from the country who perfected it

Yes. Ground beef and ground pork are hard to fuck up cooking together.

It's funny because they're all dying from some faggy Chinese virus now. Nobody feels sorry for them.

haha Americans know nothing about real barbecue
it's not like they invented it and perfected it and people from all over the world come to places like Kansas City and Dallas just to try American barbecue or anything haha

Autism

save on catering.

I thought the UK learned all it's fruity bullshit from the French and then the US learned it from the UK. Can we all just agree fuck France?

The UK?

wasn't feminism a brit thing? suffragettes and all that? america was definitely cucked more by feminism though. they even got memed into prohibitionism and pushing the age of consent up

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>people from all over the world come to places like Kansas City and Dallas just to try American barbecue or anything haha
do they?

Feminism is a communist invention, you faggot retard.

People come from other countries to eat chicken and waffles. People are fucking stupid

Chicken and waffles are delicious.

I would love to eat those chick fill a you rave about so much ab out it.

this is fine but the ribs or whatever that is look overdone

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>chad
>some obese swarthy mutt with 14 different ethnicities

do americans...

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>imagine the smell

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Chad and stacy slang is literally from America you absolute moron

is this the fabled wakanda?

The only meat you can barbeque is pork. This is a grill. Hot dogs and hamburgers are best grilled. Chicken is best fried or roasted.

tl;dr You are a dumbass.

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you behave like a woman

>Chad and stacy slang is literally from America you absolute moron

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Barbecue chicken is amazing but definitely hard to do right.

Lagos

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poor doggies

>canadian
>calling anyone a mutt

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damn that reporter is hot what Kind is she?

>UK scene
>it's just beans and toast

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Is he okay?

>american conservatives

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Entirely accurate.

Americans have eating fast food in the car

>ladymiga.jpg
Wouldn't "ladymaga" be better

Uma delicia

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No guns