Implying you wouldn’t

Make her lick my foreskin? of course i would

I love sucking tits, my ex had great tits
>she kept texting me for like a year and I kept ignoring her
I could have done ANYTHING I wanted to her, FUCK

Exactly like Scarlett Johanson

would you let her take a shit in your mouth in exchange of your foreskin, Yas Forums? idk, seems like a fair trade to me

i am a boob connoisseur; ive been analyzing breasts since the age of 11. i started with busty stars like september carrino, jana defi, and jordan carver. soon, i learned about the wonderful katerina hartlova, which marked an important stage in the development of my tastes in tits. while huge boobs are great, there is something about the medium breast that combines everything wonderful about the small with everything wonderful about the huge.

from there, i took a detour into eastern european models- around age 13, i was beginning to investigate milena velba, katerina hartlove, and shione cooper. nadine j's whole website has to this day provided me with much fap material. milena velba demonstrated the real strength of the huge boob, but shione cooper again managed to steal the show with her medium boobs. tanya song is another honorable mention here, though her boobs were a little small for my tastes.

when tessa fowler came on my radar, when i was about 15, it changed my life. i had finally found the perfect boob. hers are the standard to which i hold all breasts, big and small. they have the combination of the wonderful curvature, the correct amount of sag, the perfectly sized and shaped areolas and the right amount of mass. i am certain that no breast could ever top tessa's, although that one jewish girl's boobs that you can find in every porn gallery come very close.

nice tits.

ive always liked her

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This desu, clothed with skirt lifted up and panties pulled aside is god tier

This.
When a woman is wearing clothes that turn me on the last thing I want is to have my boner killed by the sights and smells of a fat sweaty naked body.

CFNM is the patrician fetish.

1. that pic's at least five years old, which is an eternity in decaying beauty for a middle aged woman losing estrogen
2. those tits are being propped up by hidden fashion tape and undoubtedly look nowhere near as good when not hung up by tape wads

That being said I'd still decimate her jewish shitter and slap around those mammaries any day of the week

I could never get into tessa fowler's tits. they're almost too perfect, too unreal and unobtainable.

even her sister's tits are far superior for me

>I am now imagining rubbing my pre-soaked foreskin all over some jewish girls face, giving her a proper up-close look at what a real cock is

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Oh my god I thought I was the only one

Gas her

I waited over a decade to see her tits they are 9/10 clothed, but 6/10 out. Wish I'd never seen them.

Reminder that she let Louis C.K masturbate in front of her sometimes for her own amusement

>when the porn starts with the girl dressed up hot as shit, or even just some nice lingerie
>>takes it all off in a minute
WHAT'S THE FUCKING PURPOSE
IT'S VIRTUALLY ALL PORN

>that pic where she's bending over grabbing her pussy
Came to that pic like a hundred times

Kike

Somebody plz post bathroom reflection pic.

Disgusting kike fridge body.

I had to stop reading after a few paragraphs, the author's writing ability is horrendous. I hope you don't think that the article has any value, that would look poorly on you.

It would be an honor, and a privilege.

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She's shaped like a fridge, decent saggy tits though

wish i could go back in time and find this version of her

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Normal frisge6, but with tits

based norm

just fuck her while shes wearing a bra, problem solved

Love Jewish woman bruh

i saw her live and her first 10 minutes were gold then the next 20 were all sex jokes. at least she was better than margaret cho.

Aren't Jews digsuted by goys? From my knowledge you Jews tend to have a thing for black women

what do Jewish women armpits smell like? :/

Of course Jews have a thing for black women, they owned most of them in the south.

>that one jewish girl's boobs
/ who ?

Patrician!

Her whole body was disgusting in that scene

My nigga!

I pray I would be strong enough to live by my values and not stick my dick in crazy JEW.

Pic related, however...I'd shoot the fattest load inside--unprotected and without question

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She doesn't look like a Sarah
More like a Henry

It's one of the things that Japs get right about porn.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Liver and onions.

based and brahmin pilled

*without an escape plan and clear exit strategy.

>Reminder that she let Louis C.K masturbate in front of her sometimes for her own amusement
Do you think she would let me masturbate in front of her?
You know, just for laughs.

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She's a hateable/hateful kikess, but I would still plow her into next week. Ughn!

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peak sarah
I wish she did it a xxx movie just for the lulz hahaha

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Raspberries

i only watch blacked kino simp

>all these replies
"Clothed" is not a fetish, lmao

Those are clothes made by elves, they hide reality
someone post her nude shower webm
you'd puke instantly

>That time when she admitted to Stern being uncomfortably ground up against during a sex scene.