The American Middle Class is calling for aid!

>$300 million to fund bringing in more foreign nationals and providing for them instead

>a requirement for businesses in key industries to hire foreign nationals over citizens

>a requirement to revive and fund Obamacare

>the American people get no help at all until all demands are met

>also fuck wall street. Let it collapse. That's totally not what caused the great depression or anything.

>no mention of the $1200 per adult citizen and $500 per child that Trump wanted. That money is already likely spent on the above democrat agendas

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The solution is to send billions to Israel

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what about housing benefits

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>Be Democrat senator
>Have a Coronavirus pandemic
>Deny stimulus bills that only exist to hinder markets collapses to fund more illegals, more minority welfare that makes niggers happy for a few seconds, more Obamacare spending
>A few days passes, infighting in the senate
>Dow drops even more than in the great depression
>Fast forward a few days, no economic recovery happens as the government infighting continues, wall street and the finance market collapses, creating a new great depression where 15% of the nation is jobless and the rest is miserable while China takes over the world

But hey, atleast we got more beaners to fund that will save this nation now right?

Fuck right off, if the Republican led senate was interested in getting it passed bi-partisan they would have included Democrats when they wrote it up. Pelosi's claiming all that immigrant shit knowing that no one is going to allow it when the bill is finally passed. She decided to do this pathetic bullshit because this became a negotiation. I'm not saying some of the demands aren't ridiculous, but everyone there is fucking up.

>We've had one pandemic, yes
>but what about second pandemic?

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ABANDON YOUR STOCKS

SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

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>NOT MY HECKING GOOD HEDGEFUNDARINOS. NOT THE INNOCENT BANKY WANKYS
fuck off

PREPARE FOR ADVERSITY

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You're retarded, this is a crisis that requires quick acting or the damage grows by every passing day. The stimulus bill was gonna get passed until Chuck Cuck Schumer forced the Democrat senators to vote no and filibuster it. No one knows why, I suspect he wants the nation to collapse to make Trump look bad and win the 2020 election, similar in how Obama win it as McCain carried the Bush economic collapse legacy.

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Trump is always wrong you incels

>Requires quick acting
Yeah, like the quick acting of the national shutdown needed. Gambate trump-san.
Also, fuck right off. All that bill would have done was given companies a shit ton of money to buy back their own stock and give CEOs a golden parachute. The same shit happened in 08. Let the companies fail for failing to prepare.

>Also, fuck right off. All that bill would have done was given companies a shit ton of money to buy back their own stock and give CEOs a golden parachute.
t. gommie who knows nothing about market dynamics or finance.
>The same shit happened in 08. Let the companies fail for failing to prepare.
It also resulted in a minor depression that left people homeless, 10% of the nation without a job and economical losses that cost more than the stimulus bills themselves.
Just fuck off retard.

My dear Sam: You cannot always hoard tp for two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part of grocery shopping will go on.

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>this is a crisis that requires quick acting or the damage grows by every passing day.
"if the Republican led senate was interested in getting it passed bi-partisan they would have included Democrats when they wrote it up"

>The stimulus bill was gonna get passed until Chuck Cuck Schumer forced the Democrat senators to vote no and filibuster it. No one knows why
"Yes goy, give over half a trillion dollars to "bail out" the biggest corporations in America with virtually no oversight or more regulations on how they spend said money. No need to add any of that."

>I suspect he wants the nation to collapse to make Trump look bad and win the 2020 election, similar in how Obama win it as McCain carried the Bush economic collapse legacy.
You're a complete Stan, no matter what anyone says, you're just going to dismiss it if you don't agree 100%

>The American Middle Class is calling for aid!

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YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE
DONALD
...ORANGEBRO

>t. gommie who knows nothing about market dynamics or finance.
Not an arguemnt against what literally happened.
>It also resulted in a minor depression that left people homeless, 10% of the nation without a job and economical losses that cost more than the stimulus bills themselves.
Which happened because the gigantic corporations were allowed to buy their own stock to inflate their own worth, then when shit goes bad they need a bailout and the same thing is happening against because all the added oversight from the 08 crisis has been gutted.

>muh slush fund talking pint

the DNC rapid response team really needs to start doing a better job

Things Dems want in the relief bill:
A $15 Minimum Wage for any company that accepts federal relief, beginning "no later than January 1, 2021. Companies are forbidden from reducing pay, benefits, hours or numbers of staff.

Permanent Paid Leave of at least 14 days for any company that accepts federal relief

Mandated collection of demographics, diversity and pay equity data for all employees of corporations who accept COVID relief funds including: Employee Demographics, Supplier Diversity, Racial and Gender Pay Equity, Corporate Board Diversity and all Diversity and Inclusion Initiatives

Permanently mandates that CEO to Median Worker pay may not exceed 50 to 1 and no employee may receive more compensation than the CEO for any company that accepts relief

Strict Airline Carbon Emissions including required carbon offsets and tax credits for alternative energy programs

Cancels all debt of the US Postal Service held by the Treasury

Requires states to mail all eligible citizens an absentee ballot and forbids states from requesting identification or requiring witnesses/notarization for absentee ballots (only signatures may be used)

Forbids states from outlawing "ballot harvesting," or the practice of political parties or individuals collecting completed ballots from voters and transporting them to ballot drop off locations.

Requires increased use of minority-owned banks by federal offices.

>Le trickle down economics face
Okay retard.
It's clear you don't know the people we would have to bail out are the reason we're in this mess. They've stretched themselves way too thin the past 11 years during the "bull run". Stock buybacks, c-suite bonuses, retarded purchases, no backup plan. No SHTF money put away. Nope, spend everything and hope you're big enough to let the tax payers money will bail you out. Yes, I'm the commie for wanting that to happen. You fucking idiot.
>2nd point
Again. Ok retard.
We bailed out companies and the thing you just listed happened. Clearly giving a company that can't plan for shit in the future a shit ton of money to plan for the future is not the solution. So retard, you can fuck off.

Kek has nobody seen the women and minority propaganda in the democrat bill?

>My Master, Soros the Great, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?

*throws dead American killed by coronavirus at the party*

>The Halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who would have thought that one so small could endure so much pain? And he did, Gandalf. He did. Aha!

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>It's clear you don't know the people we would have to bail out are the reason we're in this mess.

>the recession was caused by corporations, not by you know the pandemic causing demand to drop by 30% overnight

truly a galaxybrain take...

>Requires states to mail all eligible citizens an absentee ballot and forbids states from requesting identification or requiring witnesses/notarization for absentee ballots (only signatures may be used)

How is that not an announcement that they want our elections to be full of voter fraud?

It's pretty clear he was referencing the 08 recession, because you brought it up, when he was talking about that. Either you're too stupid to keep up with your own non-sequitur or you're damage controlling.

>It's clear you don't know the people we would have to bail out are the reason we're in this mess. They've stretched themselves way too thin the past 11 years during the "bull run"

Yeah, no he wasn't, tard

>"We bailed out companies and the thing you just listed happened. Clearly giving a company that can't plan for shit in the future a shit ton of money to plan for the future is not the solution. So retard, you can fuck off."

Because they didn't have an emergency fund you dumb cunt. They use their money to buy back their stock to inflate their own prices because that means the c-suite gets fat bonuses. Because of the constant stock buybolacks, you have vastly overinflated stock value ready to pop. This isn't difficult.
Also, why do you think the avg CEO turnaround time is 5 years? Because they know what they're doing is wrong in the long term. You are a fucking idiot and you don't know shit about the economy.

Dow is back up 6% retards. corporate america realizes it's not even a flu and are sending millenioid wagies back to work because they're not at risk

Hurr what is a dead cat bounce
Watch oil, as it goes down, so do we.

The cat already tumbled down the stairs a week ago. Face it, he's got 9 lives and he's gonna be OK

Actually, what the hell is up with oil now? Has Saudi Arabia stopped the price war with Russia after the stock market completey shat itself? Are they still trying to lower prices, but not using their stockpiles to do so just incase?

Why does he want to give all adults 1000 bucks when I as a NEET on disability only get 850? Doesn't he realize fa/tv/irgin NEETs helped elect him? (not that I did I didn't vote.) Shouldn't people on disability get as much if not more?

NEETs weren't getting anything anyways. It was only for good workers who actually were affected by stores shuttering.

Sorry we'll instead use the money to bail out Trump's corporate friends. It's much more important that billionaires don't lose a cent over this pandemic. Middle class needs to bootstrap :^)

I know that. That's why I asked I I'm not getting 1000 instead of 850. Maybe you should be on disability too.

At least I can understand social cues.

We'll see about that if the current bubble being inflated by the fed pops before the market can catch up. It'll make 08 look like a joke.

The stock market what itself because of the price war. We were a slow trend down until that happened. They stepped on the accelerator. Last I heard though the US committed to buying 10s of millions of barrels at 30 per. That did create a rise. I'm sure Saudis will keep prices low because they can take the hit.

Sorry NEET but when the economy collapses and we're all NEETs, only the most Chad NEETs will get paid

>oesn't he realize fa/tv/irgin NEETs helped elect him? (not that I did I didn't vote.) Shouldn't people on disability get as much if not more?
>Maybe you should be on disability too.
Kill yourself.

Good, fuck regulations you commie bastard

Yes government bailouts are the most non-commie thing. The government giving tax payer money to corporations. Yes. Private profit and public risk. Very much non-commie. You're as much as a retard as the other guy

>Requires increased use of minority-owned banks by federal offices
So all banks?

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But I'm going bankrupt! We ain't had nothing but quantative easing for three stinking weeks!

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Don't forget the 2 trillion in bank loans by the Federal reserve

Christ I missed you guys

>We ain't had nothing but quantitative easing for three stinking weeks!
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>we can't have other countries interfering with our elections
>unless they illegally send their citizens here to suck on our welfare teat

annoyingly boeing were really struggling, now they can use bailout to shore up non virus related issues........ corporate america must be creaming themselves over this free cash

it is a big expensive undertaking to stop a well from producing; it's not like just turning off a tap. long term oil prices are still steady. it's just that short term oil prices are crashing because there's a big possibility that we (the world) will run out of places to store oil. it's expensive to store oil on tankers, but that's what's happening now because there are few alternatives. full tankers are just chilling in the middle of the ocean because they have nowhere to unload because nobody is traveling because of corona. that's all fact.

here's speculation. the only reason saudi arabia said "fuck you, we can still make money at single digit prices" is because they saw the coronavirus being a huge issue. this way, they look like they're more in charge of the situation than they are.

>but corporations will get money
FUCK YOU THEY WILL GET MONEY EITHER WAY
NOW THEY WILL GET MONEY AND WE WILL GET NOTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED

The bill wasn't a relief for the people bill in the first place

Yes it was, but democrats went and spent that money on their immigrant social agendas.

Don’t forget, 35 mil for the endowment of arts, 300 mil for noaa, 7 million for a single New York private school and making voter id illegal.