Ryan gosling

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Imagine being a defensive incel who gets triggered by mild instagram memes

You're a simp. I'm a simp. The only way to get out is to accuse others of being a simp. Simp.

is this a new M E M E

of course hollywood only makes him a chad when he plays a jew.

Yes. It was a rap word from the 90s. Now some douche eceleb streamers are trying to bring it back.

As far as OP is concerned, this is a retarded idea. In no way are any of his characters incels except maybe Lars.

This stupid fucking diagram says a deputy DA from Fractured is somehow a loser? Really? A 6ft law school grad already working as a prosecutor in his 20s is a loser.

Fuck you OP dipshit.

The Chad incel. I like it.

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nobody is getting defensive here

To accept Villeneuve as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.

He is cheeto dust. Nothing more. Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this has got. The film trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.

The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the Villeneuve and Paul Thomas Anderson fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter is fallen to the ground I have about as much respect for denis villeneuve as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

Imagine sitting next to an Villeneuve fan. The smell as he rubs the cheeto dust into his body in preparation for viewing his "based" movie. The flutter of his fedora as he tips ecstatically as Deakins pans shots in great numbers like one of his video game cutscenes. The sound of him vibrating at the hot pocket resonance every time "based" meme actor is on screen.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb. It is coca-cola puberty. it is axe body spray. it is a white stain on boxer shorts. it is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel.

>incel short for involuntarily celibate
>character is fucking 8/10 qt
>questioning this logic=triggered
headass

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Ah, I see I'm among fellow Chad's of The Ryan Gosling Acting Range.

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yes it's the new hot twitch/reddit buzzword
i forgot what the last two were but they were just as dumb and forced

quite good movie too, pretty underrated

Desperately needs a mommyfag quadrant so OGF can be worked in appropriately

what film is simp incel

simp sounds like a youtube "skeptics" community word

This image is forgetting Nazi

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gosling is a faggot faggot, thats why you get so defensive of him. because he helps you cope with being in the closet. based is literally taken from nigger culture.
you're simps. the word annoys you because it IS you. if cuck and cumbrain trigger you too, I suggest you go back to redd.it.

Are discord trannies forcing that word so that they have a way to segue into posting about the simpsons and then by association their dumb sn**d "meme"?

>It was a rap word from the 90s
Why do you simps think black people invented every fucking word?

>as a warrior of cinema
you were doing fine user, then you lost me

Based... R.I.P. korinefag

Falls under incel

they're zoomers user

he's pretty fucking good. in the tier of actors that dont need to be in a movie every year, he usually chooses good projects with some misses (song to song)

He goes looney rebuilding that house. I mean he’s not an incel obviously but all that work done for her is like a combo of incel obsession and simpery.

>Rachel Mcadams
>8/10

>don't know if I should even bother watching Lars and the Real Girl because that's basically me at this point
If the movie paints him in a very negative light I'm not sure how much I could enjoy it

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Lmao how did you get yourself into being that pathetic, my guy? It actually baffles me how people fuck their lives up when everything is near given to us on a plate (assuming you're 1st world)

This, honestly. Just don't fuck up. Pretty simple.

>The Simpcel
>The Chadcel
>The Chimp

>korinefag
No one that likes Spring Breakers can wax his patriciandom over Villeneuve fags. Least subtle satire I've ever seen except Natural Born Killers.

what´s the difference between simp and orbiter?

People who use the former term need to go back to tictoc

This image makes me hate him and love him more
i dont understand life, experience, or the differences between each of them

simp is more fun to say, although I still use orbiter if the girl is fat

double this

very much this. I was born in a 3rd world country and was very lucky to move to the 1st. seeing people here bitch about their lives makes me laugh, they literally can live as they wish

white ppl weren’t using simp as slang until now. it’s not like it’s a new word or anything. definitely a non white thing and white ppl will run this word into the ground until it’s lost it’s meaning. they’re literally calling idubbz a simp on twitter. what’s he’s doing makes him closer to a cuck, not a simp

it’s actually very wholesome

new reddit/twitch buzzword just like "pleb" years ago

I feel like a top cuck mega super basedboy simp.

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where does this go on the chart?

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Simp/Chad

What’s the one in the middle and the simp/incel one under it?

I'm guessing Only God Forgives. Middle one is The Notebook.

Is simp like a dude who gets chicks but gets taken advantage of or something?

Because it's true for half of the new terms that filter down to Yas Forums. the abbreviations of to be honest, shake my head, and family all came from black twitter. Or more accurately, it was popularized by black twitter, and then spread about.

Y'all and folk spread through black twitter. I know it's a southern thing. But much of the sound are conservatives. The jump in popularity didn't come from the left mimicking the right. It came from the left mimicking blacks, because they think it makes them sound more relatable.

Bro turning into bruh. Black twitter again.

Yeet was used on social media by blacks, and now everyone is saying it.

A simp may or my not get the girl. But regardless of that, he provides *exceedingly* more than what he gets back. Be it in the way of time or money or attention, he debaces himself.
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its like the dilate have sex paper rock scissors but dumbed down to one word you can throw around whenever someone has a different opinion

based quads

We're not to that point yet. You're just can't wait to be angry.

LMFAO are you mad that PewDiePie called you out for what you are? A simp? Imagine giving women money, or doing things for them just to try to get an ounce of attention. Hahaha, you're as bad as SJWs and incels. Fucking retard, go donate to another egirl who will NEVER have sex with you, let alone give you a second of her day.