/Coomerkino/

I used to be a brilliant, fast, inventive, taking initiative. All these qualities disappeared when I started masturbating.

Amazing

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Xena

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this

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I only ever watched like 20-30 minutes of that at a friends house and pretty much the first thing I did when I got home was bust one to Jaime

Have you seen Poison Ivy: The New Seduction? Made during her peak and full nudity

i started masterbating in 1994, i was virgin i was 14, now i am 40 and i am still virgin, fuck my worthless life

I've seen her nude scenes from it, so pretty much the only parts that mattered. Those clips and her countless nude shoots were my goto material for her

Susanna was incredible

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coomed so much to that intro

i honestly think xena triggered my tranny fetish

Xena triggered my psycho bitch fetish

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cringe fighting desu

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jennifer's body is the cream of the crop but irreversible and the dawns here are quiet is also good

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Wait ... is Xena a transwoman?

Still would desu

Anything with Julie Strain in it on Cinemax after 10pm. So much semens were lost.

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speaking of amanda seyfried, that Chloe movie had some good scenes

Lapdance in Showgirls was pretty much the only thing I had that came close to porn for a while.

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More tits than piranha's in this kino

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No robust features in women anymore because we bred them out for gracile pedomorphs. The modern heterosexual is a pedophile.

FUCK...gonna cooooooooooooooom

>campy fun makes him cringe
cringe

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Hottest one was the little sister desu

Not a tranny. A carpet crawler.

citation needed

She's bisexual with a preference for men. She fucks like 10 different dudes but only 3 girls

this

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Bunheads, great series about teen girls that do ballet

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For me it was Joan Severance

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Parker is kinda shit now. The river float was way crazier a few years ago.

You watched Xena for the fighting? You're either 10 years old or an eff ay gee.

This movie gave me many fetishes as a kid:
High hip things, thigh highs
Well done up do haircuts with shiny silver jewelry, like Audrey Hepburn haircut
Well toned backs, legs
Shower karaoke while banging
Really nice white or black lingerie

While she had fakes her legs and ass made up for it

She was hot as long as she didn't show her milkers, those things were god awful.

Thongs* not things or just any high hip panty

How did this 60 year old woman dodge the wall? Is it hebrew magic?

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jackpot

that's a healthy looking femoral artery

Anything with big naked bbw mommy milkers
Sadly little kino of such calibre exists.

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>no one has posted the scene we can all imagine

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Disgusting.

This movie was kino of the highest order and captured the feel of the games perfectly

Anything by Tinto Brass.

>Disgusting.
Extremely low test detected

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She was by far the hottest one on Xena after Bruce Campbell

that is literally a diseased human