What's his fucking deal?
What's his fucking deal?
disdain for female nudity, no matter how empowering it might be for women
desperately tries to be le serious arthouse guy but he's really just a dork that likes cheap horror
closeted homosexual
We can only hope...
He’s a sexually fustrated simp
contrarian who thought he was some sort of authority on cinema for a while but then finally realized in his old age that he's really just nobody.
Can't go one day without posting your pathetic pretend friend? kys.
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable but if there's a rape scene in there we're going to have a problem
> I love watching every capeshit movie, but Ready Player One is sexist, misogynistic, and problematic as hell. Let Rich take care of this shit.
>I love watching every capeshit movie, but a woman saying "I want to suck your cock" is too problematic and misogynistic.
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but Harrison Ford's performance of Han Solo is sexist, misogynistic, and problematic as hell. Han solo literally RAPED Princess Leia in the OT. But even worse is his performance in the original Blade Runner, which I think is a bad movie, filled with sexist bullshit like the romance between Deckard and Rachael, which is predatory, and especially the scene when Deckard forced himself on her, and basically rapes her, while the movie pretends the scene is supposed to be "romantic. Ugh. So problematic
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but a nip slip in a shitty 80s movie was so shocking to me I almost had a heart attack
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but Sigourney Weaver was objectified in the first Alien film which is why I prefer Alien 3 as the best Alien film because how different, weird and unique it is!
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable, but a scene in Pink Flamingos with female nudity makes me wanna throw up. But a tranny showing her cock is such a beautiful scene captured on film though
>Dude I hate rape scenes in movies, but when it's a female on male rape from my favorite director James Gunn it's perfectly okay, it's also perfectly okay to make jokes about it and pedos!
>My favorite character is Norman "All women are whores, kill all whores, no nudity, I love dressing up as a woman" Bates - Jay Bauman
>Man all that philosophic sci-fi Star Trek stuff is boring! Give me buckets of cheap blood and fake severed heads in a horror movie any day!
hes alright kinda typical pseud but not a big asshole about it hes not as exhausting as mike when hes disinterested in whatever movie theyre talking about
Mike didn't let him open fire on those BLM protesters
>defending Ready Player One
Mate...
Jay isn't actually gay. The whole lauren debacle proves that he's inherently straight. Only a straight man would behave the way he did
Nothing wrong with being Billy Mays except for the fact that he's dead
I don't know if I'd rather be gay or a manlet. It's a tossup. Jay's still based though.
Mike prefers it close and personal.
The accident really fucked him up.
I hear it's why he doesn't drink much anymore, but when your coping mechanism causes you to take out a stroller...
He's a pussy. Same answer to pretty much any question about Jay.
How tall is Jay?
He's a pseud who denies riding the coattails of Mike's success. He also lords over a cultish group of faggots on his forum.
>forum
go back
What accident
seethe
Mike accidentally raped Jay in a drunken rage after a particularly bad BOTW. They never aired the episode. Jack talked a bit in a recent video on his new channel. Jay isn't holding it against Mike but it has really rocked the whole RLM world.
i just watched a mike and rich one i'm like oh i think i can enjoy them again.. i forgot why i started hating them. You just reminded me
Nothing is gayer than discussing e-celeb drama. Quit sucking cocks OP.
I have the opposite experience. I can't stand Rich. I don't understand why Mike likes that dumb faggot.
I wanna see mike's hefty weight crushing the little body of jenny nichols
>accidentally raped
I'm gonna suck your cock while you watch episodes of Re:View you sassy little faggot
Mike is definitely the alpha of the group so that's fine
Why is it that this guy is clearly much smarter than Rich yet is so much less funny?
Because he's exactly like the audience watching RLM.
i don't like rich either but their interaction is better. i just feel bad with jay because i don't think he thinks of himself as a foil, i think he thinks he's like an entertaining informative reviewer guy or some sad shit
Rich started out as a novelty on RLM because of his laugh, which has long overstayed its welcome. His only role now is punching bag for Mike and to recap the movie they watched.
>Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell in The Force Awakens! She’s had to deal with 5 years of sexism.
Isn't that beardfat?
>becomes more powerful than darth vader and luke with no training even before that hack abrams made up the palpatine connection
Nah it was sexism.
He not only about the images but also the intentions of the filmmakers. It's not hard to understand if you are not autistic.
What episode was that intro in?
You're a reddit user. Fuck off back there shit stain.
>his forum
You mean the forum that closed down literally years ago? Jesus Christ some of you are obsessed with out of date shit. When are you going to make yet another thread about Jessie?
I never saw what triggered this fight
I wonder when Jay will address his porn career
Where does Jay rank in the power rankings? Cos he's not the funniest but he's not Josh levels of cringe. He's a good middle man
He's number two to Mike, after the power gap.
I read this in his voice.
Rich and Mike have been friends probably longer than you've been alive.
Lower than rich and Jack and some of their guests. He tries too hard to be funny and makes the obvious joke every time.
>Rich and Mike have been friends probably longer than you've been alive.
Yeah, and this is the problem. I'd rather have someone actually talented and a good foil to Mike than some retarded friend Mike keeps around as an embarrassing mascot.
dilate
He’s the most knowledgeable about film. It’s baffling the amount of famous movies Mike hasn’t seen. The fucker hadn’t even watched a James Bond movie until the Craig era.
The only real talent of the show, should probably leave RLM and make his own far superior show
I've always thought all of this Jay hate was just a stupid meme. Jay is fun to listen to and he's a good straight man, doesn't get butt blasted when people disagree with him and is witty enough to make the conversation not boring. All of you dumb faggots who don't think Jay is easily the most likable person on RLM are morons. I love Mike too but if I had to pick any combination, this would be the order:
- Jay and Mike
- Jay
- Mike
- Any combination of anybody else
In this case there is no drama, just made up stuff.
I feel the exact opposite, I wish the show was just Mike and Rich
I don't understand what Jay contributes other than Youtube comments about him being gay and his milquetoast opinions about movies a dozen people saw
>this happened 7 years ago
They're getting paid a lot of money to drink and basically fuck around doing what they'd do anyway. When they stop getting everyone's shekels and begin tanking, your criticism will become valid.
It did but it's also proof that whoever made that image is a retard because the girl pictured in that imagine isn't lauren.
And the actual “drama” supposedly happened 17 years ago. And yet there are still faggots here obsessing over it.
Imagine being friends with Rich Evans and you kick Garrett out of your circle for being too intolerable.
Jay has no backbone. He tirelessly capitulates on his own opinions in favor of Mike's. He's also a beta bitch who begrudgingly sits in Mike's shadow.
Well that was an incredibly boring read.