Wake up with a boner

>video games
lmfao

>if you AREN'T getting morning wood that's when you need to worry because you have early stage ED
You sure it isn't just residual whiskey dick from the drinking the night before?

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post little sister

Why not just have sex with your wife?

Seek Christ and start no-fap as I've been doing. Stop partaking in lustful pleasuring acts and stop fantasizing about physically beautiful whores and atart fantasizing about women who would be loyal to you, cook decently for you, be kind and loving to you, be honest to you and who would support and encourage you in whatever you struggle with.
Lust only makes you chase it restlessly with emptiness and frustration. Seek real love. Seek Christ. God loves you and if you have faith in him you may be saved after death. God bless.

what's a 'wife"?

I meant like constantly, if you're waking up every day without a boner something is fucky

I had the most intense sex dream the other night, it was so degenerate but I cant remember the details. Woke up with a massive boner and cranked it like I was 14 while my gf was asleep lmao I wish I could remember what I imagined, I'm 30

>wake up
>take a cold shower for 5-10min
>still feel like I could sleep all day

what's wrong with me bros...

Seems to be only 2 - 3 times per week I wake up with wood these days and I'm only 25.

Could be worse. I usually get boner at work and it’s very hard to hide it and I got very average 6 inches cock.

Have you tried doing rapid fire equations in your head? It usually kills the boner for me in about 1 minute.

Are there seriously people over 25 who aren't married or in a long term relationship?

I usually just start staring at the one spot trying to turn my brain off.

squeeze your asscheeks and it will go down, no joke

Thank God I'm not the only one.

Fuck off Chad.

>wake up

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Yeah me

>have pied
>don’t even get hard seeing women irl
>still get morning wood

it’s an interesting life

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imagine being a slave to your dick
imagine

Safety first

based

Youre 32 and you still play video games?

>Thinking you're too old to hump objects at 32

You fuck women don't you?

What else are you supposed to do?

Why don't you have a relationship? You probably need to lower your standards

>stab hole in mattress
>every morning, shove my hard cock into it
>dick catches a stray spring
>right up the urethra
>call the doctors
>tell them I am bleeding from my dick and I might have tetanus
>get told to avoid doctors because I haven’t been to italy or China

Day 7

Fuck this life

I wish my mouth was your bed.

back to discord tranny

>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Need to piss
>roll over and piss into my piss bottle because I cbf getting up
I'm fucking 30 years old

It feels great 2bh.

I don't know, find something useful to do? Youre fucking pathetic

>going to all that trouble when a wank would suffice

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I do wholeheartedly apologize for not adhering to your standards.

>im 43 and still coom everyday sometimes twice
when will it stop

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>believes he is a person
>believes he can be in a relationship

fucking normalfags dont even disassociate

You arent. People over 40 are not browsing Yas Forums.

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>wake up not feeling my dick
>panic
I lost feeling below my waist after a car accident

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>Yas Forums - Television & Film

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>F-find something useful to do
People like you are worse than OP

There are literally no single women in my area. Each an every one I meet is in a relationship. And they don't have friends that are single. Typical small town blues. And IF one of them becomes single, there are a dozen Chads they can choose from.

>>>/reddit/

Don't listen to that faggot who looks down on videogames. He probably thinks that his kino is high art.
Just do what makes you happy as long as you aren't a faggot fucking other people up.

> Yas Forums - cunny

>wake up with boner
>shout to mommy and tell her I need help with my stiffy wiffy

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Same here bro, like 25% more men aged 20-30 than women since all girls worth something move to universities or big cities. The girls still here get so much attention and even the most generic plain girl is spoiled in their dating life.

>бe 32
>fap at least twice a day, sometimes more
>get a very bad fever mid February
>now I fap only once a day
Did the corona kill my libido?

based

How can some men living in woman majority regions still be virgin

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No one has ever laughed at an incel's post.

>Yas Forums - farming lectures & sexual experiences
also widely referred to as Yas Forums - seed feed & suck fuck

Shiet I had that too. Morning wood every day but dick didn't work for masturbation anymore

You should go for a long run each morning to settle your pecker down, works for me.

Now this is kino.

lmao'd and check'd

how did it go back to normal? got any tipes?

cut it off. problem solved.