Is this true?

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Ah yes they should put an episode where some japs come and buttfuck Mickey. Yes that will surely put them on par with Netflix

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN SMUTERINO

I presume the article is complaining about stunning and brave content like LGBTQIOPTCBN+ romance and interacial sex.

There's something ironically childish about needing your shows to have sex and swears.

It's the streaming service you buy so your kids can watch disney movies and you can maybe see some Marvel tv shows. That's about it. It's got a lower buy-in price than Netflix but at the same time it's always going to have less content.

"Adults" were only interested in disney+ because of the mandalorian, now that it's gone there's no reason for them to care about it. I figured this was obvious.

>noooooooo you can't put things that happen every day countless times and are base human behaviour in a depiction of reality

No but seriosuly, it's never gonna be successful if it doesn't differentiate its offer, people can't just watch dumbed down kid stuff forever.

Have you even seen the new Mickey mouse shorts? They are vulgar andt lewd and downright disturbing. It's straight up Ren stimpy style gross out 90s crude rude humor I laff every time

They can, and they will.
There's tonnes of adults who're Disney fanatics and will buy this service just for the backlog.

nah pozzed content damages profits
and BTW Disney is also quite pozzed nowadays

Well I haven't been watching disneyshit for like 10 years now. Actually I'm watching A Hidden Life right now, which is Fox Searchlight, so I guess that's not entirely true but you know what I mean.

their pretty reddit, checked though

>not enough black cock dangling on screen, shut it down

yeah the only way to differentiate your programming these days are to show globohomo propaganda

Holy cope batman
Netflix is gonna get munched out

That's what differentiates them though. They shouldn't try to be Netflix. Disney's whole image is being the "family friendly" company.

because Netlfix isn't pozzed at all

That's not what differentiate means.
Ah yes because only globohomos have sex and swear.

I cant fucking stand the amount of gratious sex in these netflix shows. Its retarded and adds zero value except low brow hurrrrr new actress titty. Totally unwarranted garbage

I didn't say anything about netflix

I wan't constant sex and swears on every show on Disney+. I want to see Mickey and Goofy say 'Fuck'

People will meme about black cocks and mavel/starwars drones, but that article is 100% correct.
Disney can't compete with amazon and netflix if they only produce family oriented content, because the vast, vast majority of potential subscribers are adults who want adult oriented content. More so, a company with the income and ambitions as big as disney can't afford to be a second fiddle streaming service, especially as cinema drifts off into obsolescence and the content rating system ceases to be relevant anymore.

You can bet that they will change their tune within a few years as the market realities hit hard. My bet is that they will either acquire or start a new streaming brand for adult oriented shows and films that will be bundled into disney+

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That baby Yoda shit was definitely astroturf for this streaming service. No other reason it was spread everywhere on normiebook

Don’t they own Hulu?

I miss gratuitous titty shows. Even hbo and starz is all woke shit now with stick figure trannies and sheboons.

This user gets it. Most of you grays forget that Disney owns tons of shit now. Just the fox catalog is risqué for Disney+ now.

You can your fix of interracial sex and profanity on Hulu, which Disney owns

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE THE INTERRACIAL "COUPLES"

This. Disney+ needs to be more progressive. More anal intercourse scenes with popular Disney characters like Goofy and Donald the way Netflix did with popular Castelvania and Witcher characters.
More full-on anal and other sexual acts in Disney+ cartoons now. Get woke Disney baka.

>people can't just watch dumbed down kid stuff forever
Why do you think capeshit continues to succeed? People don't want movies to make them have to think.

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Disney... Home.

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>I can't possibly watch anything that doesn't contain miles of black dick and on the nose anti-drumpf messaging

Based retard

I take a shit every day. Better alert Amazon! One time I was really sick and shit a gallon of diarrhea into my pants while I was vomiting. Better shoehorn that into a series!

>noooooooo you can't put things that happen every day countless times and are base human behaviour in a depiction of reality

Yeah, because every day countless times a sorceress sacrifices her uterus for magic powers and interdimensionally gets banged out by a negro..... It's a depiction of reality!

You are correct but people are getting tired. Personally I was tired with Iron Man already, Disney movies are crap, I wouldn't mind something like Robin Hood or Fantasia, I love that kind of stuff with a passion, but 3Dshit and superhero stuff is just dumb and generic and has no identity.

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It depends if it has a meaning inside the narrative. Sex is a fundamental element of human relationships so I wouldn't see why you would be avert to show it. Peeing or taking a shit can be too, look at Eyes Wide Shut. It depends entirely on the context, so not wanting it is stupid.

Yeah, just like how PG 13+ movies CANNOT EVER rival the box office of R rated films

Would love to see a Disney princess take it anally from Goofy desu

You don't get it, and I suspect it's intentional. Fuck you, you are trash.

The lack of watchable content will be a factor too

Maybe learn to communicate before posting again and you won't feel so frustrated.

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They aren't anything like Ren and Stimpy you fucking moron.

Why won't Disney get with the program?

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>people can't just watch dumbed down kid stuff forever.
lol

You guys really are corporate sheep

There are new Mickey Mouse shorts? Post clips

Just because everyone shits doesn't mean I want to see a log dropped in the swimming pool when I'm at the water park

Disney can't into edge of any kind.

NOOOOOOO HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO SHOW MY CHILDREN TRANSGENDER 6 YEAR OLD CUMMY BUMMY CARTOONS IN ORDER TO EXPAND HIS MIND INTO THE JOY OF ADULT SEXUALITY AND INSTILL HIM WITH WHITE GUILT IF THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO PRUDERINO?!??!?

Got a Disney+ account from a friend. There really is nothing to watch there. It's all Disney Channel tier.

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The plus stands for superfluous!

Only gay anal sex is allowed, otherwise you're objectifying women.

It was never meant to be a Netflix rival. The main audience it is going for is children/families with children. Netflix isn’t child-friendly at all, which is why I know a lot of people who don’t have it, because they don’t want their kids watching that shit. Not everything has to be for you and your cats you fucking conceited assholes.

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Yeah, they’re more like Spongebob

>we got a real smart one here

And you seem surprised by this?

You're clearly a virgin. Women are full sized dumb kids. They eat that garbage up.

Same problem with Apple TV. Cook is a prude, so there will never be any kino.