Why is she so miserable

Doesn't really look it, user.
There are nicer people, here let me show you.

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The Greys will save them.

Childless dyke finally realizing how alone she is without hundreds of adoring fans cheering her on every day.

when she is trapped in her empty home she can no longer ignore the abyss

She's probably on 100 different types of pills.

He looks less mannish than usual in this pic

Oops, I thought you wrote "why is she so nice" to be ironic.

homosexuality is self-destructive

needs a good dicking. who here will take one for the team?

She was always miserable
youtube.com/watch?v=Kxh8wz6lig0

>when nobody has paid attention to your bullshit for two weeks

Beelzebub has it right.

Fuck no.

Got what she deserved

What is she trying to signal by posing as the hanged man?

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She came through a place I worked at, maybe 5 years ago.
We were asked to remove all leather furniture from areas she would be and to not make eye contact with her.
A week later she's walking through the hallway past my office and the fucking bitch tried to make eye contact with ME! Fuck that. No way. You screwed your opportunity for my gaze, Ms. DeGeneres.

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Because she's not actually gay. It was even a meme for a few years since she "came out" that she didn't seem remotely gay.
I can imagine that living a lie for decades as a consequence for an award-winning publicity stunt would take a massive toll on any psyche.
She's a champion for a cause she was never a part of, and in her old age, probably disagrees with now.

>SHE IS JUST LIKE US

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somebody explain all of this picture

Her leg isn't even right. Stop being autistic.

Dykes are the most unhappy people ever, with only farmers coming close to their level of perpetual discontent. They're pathological in their depression, unable to process that denial of the dick rails against primal biology in the only actual factor that makes a woman a woman. Their psyches can't handle the disjointed fictions they invent for themselves that justify their refusal to accept they were designed specifically for dick. Even the most ludicrous flamer of a homosexual male can't fathom the madness inherent in the level of denial of basic biological functions required to convince the average lesbian that bearing a uterus doesn't matter.

>Why is she so miserable
These false gods tell us what to care about and who to vote for when they are that out of touch with the reality that 99% of people experience that they are oblivious to how ridiculous their complaints are.

latent schizophrenia combined with the desire to believe there exists real and identifiable cartoon villain evil in the world that can be solved instead of the terrifying reality that nobody has any control over the shitshow called reality

>woman fucking up
That only further convinces me of this theory's authenticity.

the virus is manmade and/or "fake" in that it's not actually that big a deal, ellen has an ankle moniter because she and tom hanks and whoever else "has coronavirus" are under house arrest or some gay shit until drumpf exposes the swamp on national TV/they are signaling their commitment to bill gates depopulation program while we all die in our homes and the satanic NWO gets set up. I'm not sure which of the two perspectives the image is taking, or if the image itself even knows. No I'm not memeing, that's what it means.

A combination of factors are making her realize just how vapid and empty her life is and that there will be nothing of value for her to live for once she no longer has her show.

>no audience to applaud her every move and make her feel important
>no yes men staff to slave to her every demand
most of all
>has to sit in her empty home alone and realize that she will never have a healthy family with a spouse and children that love her because she chose to live life as a dyke

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I saw some of Fallon’s stuff from his tent. Aside from just being kind of bland, he had his daughters there helping him with his jokes. It was mildly heart warming.

She's an ugly untalented dyke and her wife got BOGGED

Yep.

>See, that's why I can't buy lesbians. Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy fags, a bunch of guys that need dick. You know, just plain need it. That I get. Dykes? Bullshit posturing.

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Reads like a Curb spinoff that'll never happen about a deeply closeted heterosexual.
Could be hilarious, but they'd have to do it exactly right.

>celebrity gets a tiny taste of what my entire life is like and has a nervous breakdown
>suffering alone and existence are one and the same to me

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yeah im sure shes real broken up about not being married to something shes not attracted to in the slightest

she cant boss around and being mean to people like she does all the time, thats why she is miserable in his house.

Boy, I sure can't wait until the entire media sucks her dick about how "brave" and "moving" her "journey" through her isolation was and she makes billions selling the story.

Lesbians are not real

> she "came out" that she didn't seem remotely gay.
This only works for people who aren't old enough to remember Ellen before she came out.

kinda funny how celebrities can eat children and only be put on house arrest

>farmers

What?

youtube.com/watch?v=gXXEMk6oQos
Mad even did an I Kissed a Girl parody because of how low key she was. The lyrics were almost entirely "I'm totally a lesbian, I swear!"

>The lyrics were almost entirely "I'm totally a lesbian, I swear!"

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dumb frogposter

Based and truthpilled. You should see Vanessa Hudgens if you haven't, already. Celebs going cray

The entire joke of the song is that she's insisting that she's really a lesbian for real, and that it definitely wasn't a publicity stunt.

Very few women don't want to have kids. Most of them just think "well I'll just give it a few more years" and then suddenly they're single and 35 and time is running out. And then suddenly they're 50 and they haven't had a date in 10 years. Then one night something happens and they realize that there's nobody to call and they're all alone. Then they die and gets eaten by their cats. Except Ellen doesn't have cats because she wouldn't have the time to take care of them and they'd just get hair all over the place anyway.

This is what happens when you force extrovert normies to stay home alone. They literally want to kill themselves. Sort of how I feel when I forced to socialize longer than I want to.

You're not introverted, you just hate other people.

based!

Turns out everyone needs other people's attention to function who would have thought

>projecting
He sounds like a textbook introvert.

>married Portia
>realized she had no cock to bury in her

hollywood is a joke
homosexuals who are actually closeted straights
and straights who are actually closeted gays

clown world.

I think the coded message is
take your meds

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lack of dick

oohhhh
hmmmm