STRONGER than mike

The "you got served"

That short film he put out was fucking terrible. He’s a hack and an idiot who doesn’t have the makings of a varsity director.

didnt he write his own version of Batman v Superman and it was somehow worse than the film?

Cowboy bebop is shit

both are cringe and don't hold any unpopular opinions

>That short film he put out was fucking terrible
All YouTubers are shit filmmakers. It proves they don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

I bet this dude slays the pussy

I don't get why Yas Forums hates Stuckmann. He genuinely enjoys films, gives fair criticisms, doesn't insert politics into his critiques, and isn't a blind fanboy. Sure his tattoos are tacky and he's a bit of a manchild, but he's not bad overall.

you dont need to be a chef to know the food is shit

>gives fair criticisms

The dude shills hard when he needs to. Gotta keep that access!

Jeremy Jahns is a based normie. Sure his presemtatiin is extremely slick and poished but at least he has sime wit to his reviews. Stuckman is just.....nothing

Someone post the webm, you know the one.

>This guy likes Marvel and DC
>therefore it is better than RLM

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rich would beat the shit out of him

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Lmao

Is there a single thing more cringe than tattoos?

Tell that to Zod’s snapped neck

>you dont need to be a chef to know the food is shit
Yes, but you need to be a chef to express accurately why the food is shit.
>Missing the point this badly. Wew.

so i need to go to film school to know why the sequel trilogy of star wars is absolute dog shit?

Liking anime. Combine the two and it's a cringe overload.

>cries over jokingly being called "prick"
>strong

I grew up with getting called a prick

Traditional Japanese tattoos are beautiful. Anime tattoos are cringe.

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>so i need to go to film school to know why the sequel trilogy of star wars is absolute dog shit?
In effect, yes. To describe it in technical terms and not arbritrary terms, like "it was shit" or "it fucked sucked." Tell me why, using filmmaking terminology and story telling terminology. There is a difference between informed criticism and uninformed opinion, fucktard.

Based RLM still making the autistic trannies of Yas Forums seethe.

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Unironically I think Rich can throw a punch when necessary and could beat both of them

This. For some reason Capeshiters want to force everyone on Yas Forums into thinking that capeshit is secretly kino, fuck the Avengers, fuck depressed clown man and fuck every single manchild

I hate this faggot so much

Rich is straight up violent neonazi off-camera and they've accidentally alluded to it on BOTW many times

its outright fucking jealousy. dude's handsome, is rich, has a rocking gf, popular af and enjoys his life. what has Yas Forums done so far other than spam memes in a cambodian weaving forum?

I'm not reading all of that. There's no difference retard

Tattoos are an outdated trend, its lame and it doesn't mean anything anymore, also soibois LOVE le wacky pop culture tattoos and it's cringe as shit

Go look at the dudes rotten tomatoes page. This faggot literally agreed with the popular census 46/48 times at one point lol

Plus, his criticism of film is basic shit like "the pacing could've been better" and "the acting was good"

anime

Mike has always had safe opinions. He got popular because he repeated popular prequel criticisms in a funny voice and now makes tepid recommendations of marvel movies.

say that to my face and my crew not online and lets see what happens

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What's bad about this picture? I've seen it posted before but I don't get it. Is it cause he's not dressed ghetto looking?

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

I don't even like feet but being told to worship someone gets me feeling some kind of way

Betas shouldn't get tattoos

>AS I WALK TO THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF THE DEATH plays

He's off to the side, no one's got their arm around him. He's not their friend just a token whitey they tolerate.

Traps are gay

Not even the dirtiest fattest neat would be jealous of that tiny little limp wrist faggot from Ohio. I don’t know if I wanna kill him or rape him. He’s so feminine and small.

having a tattoo automatically makes you a beta anyway

He also has made multiple award winning films spanning multiple genres.
Cant say that about RLM!

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No that's not how it works.

I like Chris's videos actually, but I can't get past the fact that he seems like the type of dude who lets other men fuck his wife.

Ahhh, did he claim to be their friend tho

wtf?

I need some context here

ok beta

My man didn't go to film school. He went to films.

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Chris is apparently around 6'4 so chances are he'd mog about 90% of the people in this thread

That run at 6 seconds had me dying lmao can someone post the video where he's walking crooked off balance in the middle of the road looking like a discount Ryan Gosling?

Thanks user I literally just asked for this one. How many short films has this fag made? They all look equally terrible to me

>y-you can't call this eceleb cringey because he's tall
what a world

YouTube kept trying to shill him to me, I succumbed and watched one of his videos and found him to be completely unlikable and with zero charisma.