What do you do or say to make him not kill you?

i beg him to kill me

damn that looks comfy

Ask him to subject himself to a coin toss. If he’s truly so bound by fate then he cannot refuse; fate has led him here and it is that fate that he will have to contend with.

I'd start by jacking off and cumming all over his face. Then I'd fuck him and suck his dick to prove how gay he is.

repeat everything he says while doing the onions face at him

Did you nawt hear me? We can’t give out no information

you know his wife lived right?

>acts like a cocky badass
>dies without doing anything

the state of burgers

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Tell him I live by a code that involves him not killing me

I say, “your shoe is untied” and when he leans forward to look I thrust forward from the chair and kick the shotgun upwards with the tips of my toes and die immediately as he reflexively squeezes the trigger and erases the top half of my head, thereby saving me from a slightly more painful death.

check 'em

id make him call heads or tails while eating peanuts maliciously in front of him

get naked and start masturbating with my finger in my ass and also start screaming

we'd all like to think so, user

big tawk

This. The only way to fight autism is with autism.

What makes you think Chigurh is not a burger himself

It's your lucky quarter

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Catch the coin out of the air before he can see if it comes up heads or tails

what's the program that does this again?

Is an air tank actually a viable weapon irl?

I can specifically target 3 pressure points

what is death but never ending life?

I made that shitty pic like two years ago, had no idea anyone saved it
Pretty sure it was photoshop

literally smiled

I kekd

philosophy is a cope

Id ask him who cuts his hair, then throw a hand full of quarters into the air like batman forever. camera pans down and I got on bull skull gauntlets

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youtube.com/watch?v=O2JEvQUQIU0

His air tank is connected to one of those cattle slaughtering rod guns that uses compressed air to shoot the metal rod out a few inches. At least that's what the movie says.

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Dont those things need a lot of compressed air? I dont think an average oxygen tank would work

No one cares

It's called a captive bolt gun.

Kill yourself faggot

sauce?

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From what I’ve read its main use is to shoot it into a cow’s forehead to stun them for slaughter. In real life it only shoot out enough force to knock somebody out and not be instantly fatal unless you modded it to apply more force.

"Do it faggot"

There are ones that don’t require air at all like the one seen in It

It was just a nice surprise for me, thanks for shitting on the only fun little moment I've had in a while.

Tell him he's a brainlet for thinking that the concept of fate is not only ridiculous superstitious nonsense but that him thinking fate has chosen him as it's harbinger is embarrassingly egotistical and that all we are are sacks of particularly shaped molecules bound to a clump of inert stone and dirt floating in an incomprehensible void where there are suns and black holes bigger than our entire galaxy which we could collide into at any moment and never know it. I'd also comment on his gay haircut.

No one cares

Kill yourself faggot

somebody post the donald duck comic

Yeah I know

First time seeing that edit. Good job user :)

Only good posts ITT

Good dog

Have sex

The best website to read it on is currently down, but all the chapters seem to be available here:
niadd.com/manga/Melancholia/chapters.html

>If you let me go I'll give you my Flowbee

I'd whip out my fat dick, toss a coin and ask him to call it.

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No. He always checked his boots to see if there was blood on em. When he leaves her house, first thing he does? Checks his boots. He killed her.