Yas Forums in 1992

>The 90s were utopia apparently
>Shows a picture of only men and women....before "gender is a spectrum" infected everything.
>All white people....not that it's racist, but at least none of the white people are acting black because they think they're wiggers.
>One of them wearing a Pearl Jam shirt, ....implying good taste in music.
>no one into commercial fashion trends....no Kim Kardashian, IG, e-thot wannabes
>friends got to together....not being separated by smart phones or social media.
>judging by all the flannel they are somewhere in the pacific northwest, the best place to grow up during the 90s.

yes, the 90s were a utopia...FACT

stop making fun of rape victims ya dingleberry

Wasn't even born yet lol

in the 90s,...women were actually women, and men were men....

fuck your wokeshit, it didn't exist in the 90s.

The beginning of the Golden Age of Television of course!

From 1992 - 2006 we saw:
The Sopranos
Oz
Deadwood
The X Files
The Simpsons
Seinfeld
Frasier
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Stargate SG-1
Farscape
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Outer Limits
Millennium
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Chappelle's Show
South Park
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Spongebob Squarepants
Futurama
Family Guy
Black Books
The Office UK
Law & Order
Law & Order SVU
Weird Science

Also Friends, but I'm not a fan.

TV will never be that good again.

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I want to die

me in the bottom middle

Who was in the wrong???

youtube.com/watch?v=3TbM04nxetI

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Brian Doyle-Murray's biggest secret got exposed on national television

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>The beginning of the Golden Age of Television of course!
>From 1992 - 2006 we saw:

stop you there.....

90s ended when Cobain died. When people spoke of the 90s it's only a 5 year span from 91 to 95/96...

Once that happened, the Jews wedged Britney Spears and N*Sync in his place, turning everything into manufactures bullshit.

...then 9/11 happened.

So if you're talking about 1992 - 2006....you're basically speaking about 3 different culture shifts.

Teens in the 90s
Teens in the 2010s

pic related teens in the 2000s.

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Sorry meant for

>juxtaposing a 90s picture, to this recent one.
>where the bald-latina in the middle is hailed as a hero for bullying a school shooter into shooting up the school.

dare I say genius?

I'm listening to Nirvana while playing Sonic the Hedgehog and eating a bowl of Trix cereal.

both secrets, actually

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>bald-latina in the middle is hailed as a hero
Xers 15 minutes has been up for a long time now

I'm out skateboarding and doing drugs.

like a shit ton of drugs

>implying Kurt Cobain wasn't manufactured counter culture
I bet you like Rage Against the Machine too.
Yeah there were a few culture shifts, my point is during those 14 years there was some really fucking good television and nothing today compares.

Not that guy but Rage is shit, only famous off the back of Nirvana, a band that earned their success.

I remember going to the kinoplex with the lads to watch Alien 3 (we didn't even knew about Alien or Aliens) in aug-sept I think. It was release week iirc, and we all thought it was pretty noice, specially because we had the theatre all to ourselves - it was almost empty since a provo had recently killed a brit soldier.
The moment I could afford a VHS (they were pretty expensive back then in norn iron and I was a poorfag loser), I watched the first two and was dumbfounded at how bad A3 looked in comparison, tho I've recently watched the special edition and it really improves the movie overall

>judging by all the flannel they are somewhere in the pacific northwest
lolnope

I was a teenager in that period and it was the most fucking bizarre thing that ever happened in this culture. One day virtually every kid in this country was either a fucking wigger faggot or some glam rock faggot, and then there's the handful of us that got the SLTS single in early Sep. '91 and are like, huh, wonder what happened to Chad Channing and that other guitarist (I saw them at Unicorn in Milwaukee in '89). By October half those fucking scumbag posers are scrambling through every fucking mall in this country and panicking that they don't carry Docs and are out of flannel.

It's a strange thing being displaced from your own scene by people who still don't know who The Frogs or Beat Happening are (two of Cobain's favorite bands). And by the mid-90s all those faggots were listening to Marilyn Munster because that's so fucking rebellious, then the late 90s came and they were filling stadiums to watch pleb trash like Beastie Boys or RAtM because they don't follow the crowd.

Never before in human history has a subculture been so entirely coopted, then commodified and sold to people too stupid to understand they're buying a canned rebellion they could've made themselves.

We didn't even get to keep black metal, either.

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Who's the broad?

idk

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KWAB

I saw them, I believe on that tour, at the Modjeska in Milwaukee and two chicks drove him somewhere in a Ford Probe and had him for an hour. I and a few friends were stuck at the venue for a couple hours, so we hung out by the tour bus to get autographs. We asked them to sign our stubs with shit like "Fuck you, dude" and they seemed surprised but amused by that, so they obliged.

There was this complete fag who was sitting in his Porsche waiting for Patton to return. When he did, the fag rushed over and was stammering about how he'd seen Rush like ten times and "Y-you g-guys totally blew them out of the water!!!" and Patton was polite enough not to laugh in the dude's face. Mike finally pried himself loose and the guy followed the tour bus in his Porsche.

KWAB

>and two chicks drove him somewhere in a Ford Probe and had him for an hour

holy shit, so Mike was in a threesome, were the girls hot?, it surprises me because reading the music articles about him he was all about jerking off and not wanting to fuck with groupies lol

real?

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tell more stories about mike

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Home Blown 2: Lust in New York came out
starring Macaulay "I can find you chrome" Culkin

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They were fucking babes but they had oddly not changed their hair or clothes to the "grunge/alt" trend and were still preppy-types, probably college-age.

I really don't have any others. Of interest though is at both shows I caught on that tour (at the Modjeska in Milwaukee and Cabaret Metro in Chicago) a large amount of violence broke out, to the degree the shows were stopped temporarily. I liked the Chicago one better because Helmet opened and people were passing jays around. I got really fucking stoned.

now little kids are saying this about literally the devil Billy Eylish

the it boys

Kill yourself retarded faggot

now this is interesting, where you there when the girls convince him to ride along with them? i mean mike can be pretty stubborn at times

and how was he after the ride?, i bet he had big smiling face am i right? LOL

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I fell down the stairs and broke my clavicle

My dad got a Genesis for xmas lol

One of the greatest albums in Metal was released

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shidding and farding

He didn't take any convincing at all. They just walked right up to him and gave him hugs like they were old friends, then suggested going for a quick bite somewhere. To assuage the other band members, who were visibly jealous (except Roddy lmao), one chick said something about knowing a great little diner nearby, which is complete bullshit, because that was Walker Square/Lincoln Village, which at that time was nothing but fag bars and spic ghetto.

I'd fuck groupies too if I had any. I think the whole awkward masturbator thing was a put-on so he didn't look like a sellout.

women knew their fucking place. fuck i miss the 90's

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>Bill Clinton became president.
First line is a lie so I can't trust any of this.

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before the dark times

I banged a milf i used to work with a few years back, she told me about a few times she met rockstars in the 90's. she didn't go into much detail, but she said patton had a pretty small dick

okay, now I'm just feeling sad

Yup, those faggots watched King's X absolutely kill at Woodstock 94 then completely forgot about them. Best 90s band.

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gaga googoo

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lol, i bet Jim Martin was the most jelous since he was the womanizer of the band

this happened after the concert right? in the meet and greet?

and what you were during the whole time when mike wasnt there? just shooting the shit with the other band members?

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>My friend almost slept with Maynard James Keenan, The lead singer of Tool. This time he was opening for NIN as Perfect Circle. I'll try to keep it short, but after being offered back stage passes by a security guard, she was waiting around to meet Trent. That's when Maynard approached her and invited her to hang out in the trailer to chill and "watch movies." They were watching 'Happy Gilmore' and he was wearing silk pants. That's when he whipped it out. She immediately got up and left, he ran after her and said, "Wait, please don't go, you're not like all the other girls." She did give him her number but he never called.

ratm are nothing like nirvana

I got that Ghostbusters HQ for Christmas. Years later my mom told me that dad drove all over the place trying to find it for me. RIP dad

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Ride a mile 3 inches at a time on Maynard's dick.

it's guitar/bass/drums riffrock. it's not identical, but there are a lot of parallels

Now that the Soviet Union no longer exists and China is becoming a capitalist democracy, we have no more enemies, hopefully forever! What a peaceful time.

Also anyone hear about this new cartoon called Sailor Moon? It's called anime or something like that. It's Chinese I think.

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>King's X
You are an absolutely based motherfucker.

riffrock existed long before nirvana