How good is cake if you can't eat it

>how good is cake if you can't eat it

what did marty mean by this

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he listens to rap

He’s eating the poop from her butthole

it's gross, how much do you think he got paid?

God, I wish that was me on the right.

What does girls poop taste like bros?

Shit

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I'm genuinely confused how did shit eating become a sex thing? Why would anyone do that?

That's a tasty lawn

Is this show meant to be a comedy? Cause woody is just funny to me.

>typed the cuck very cuckily

>wrote about it again
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

Past a certain age, a man who eats ass can be a bad thing.

yes, high test males do whatever they want
only feminine nerds and women think like you
>"ughhh but that's where her poop comes out"
lol

>t.virgin

>having high testosterone makes you want to felate womens buttholes

can we prove this with science?

this
for example i met a 21yo girl that was married for like a year, she never had her ass eaten/fucked
now shes loves it (it wasnt easy at first)and her ex husband indirectly pays for the lube lol, i used every hole, her husband didnt. this is a great feel

pardon for my english, isnt my 1st language

not necessarily
but vanillafaggots are always lowtest

Yes now pull down your pants

when kikes meme retarded betas into eating shit. l m a o

>im not a beta mom!, they are the betas and the jews are behind it!1!
lol

betas love being socially conditioned through coomer programming they’re good little npcs

All well and good, but shit is still shit

>t. mindgeek intern

>nooo mom youre a mindgeek intern! the therapist is an intern too!!! Q predicted this argghh
lmao

time is a flat circle, marty is going to eat her butt again and again and again.

who's q

t. thirdworlder

>what is a shower
>what is a bidet

The mainstreaming of ass-eating is my favorite part of current year
wtf are you talking about I had to pay $300 to lick an escort's asshole and she didn't even look like Alexandria Daddarino.
because it's hot
>he doesn't eat the shit
YIKES
no, that's the best way

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>Putting your tongue in a girls ass is the ultimate sexual power move. Its the ultimate demonstration of dominion over her body. All her holes are yours, and you'll do what you like with them.

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...

this white fella is high T as fuck

He was sad he didn't get any cake so he ate her shit

>what is a bidet
I've always wondered what those were for

Jews, further degenerate society sexually

Are you retarded?

Eating pussy is for simps, eating ass is for whatever is below a simp

lol at this puritan faggot
u werent bullied enough

>Amebiasis is transmitted primarily by the fecal-oral route, most commonly from contaminated drinking water or by unsanitary food handling. E. histolytica is often found in the stool of homosexual men and is the most common intestinal parasite seen in gay communities throughout the world. Sexual behavior such as analingus or fellatio after anal-genital intercourse can lead to infection.
>Transmission of Giardia lamblia occurs exclusively by the fecal-oral route. Consumption of contaminated water or sexual activity with an infected individual are the most common causes of infection. The disease is most common in subtropical regions. In the United States, a prevalence of 1 to 2% is found among urban inhabitants. Epidemics of giardiasis are common in industrialized countries and can usually be traced to a contaminated water source. It is increasingly recognized that the prevalence among populations of homosexual men is higher than in heterosexual controls.
Enjoy your parasites, shit eating faggots.

Lol look at this jew, your ancestors weren't gassed enough

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do you think Marty did butt stuff with his wife or only the women he cheated on her with? You'll notice he eats Daddario's ass and the reformed prostitute later tempts him with offering to let him fuck her in the ass.

>coomer
>simp

>akchually today im more of a doomer with a hint of gloomer, yesterday i was coomer and 25% consoomer, cringin hard at those simps -_-
check my instagram its about memes and depression lol my tiktok is lit AF too!!

>@bearded_memer_

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As if a womans opinion on literally anything matters, especially revolving around their own sexual pleasure. If you ever actually spent time around a woman who wasnt a superslut, they're very passive and don't initiate anything. They want you to make every move and to take control and if you don't eat pussy or eat ass, they arent gonna say shit about it because real men dont do either. Real Christian men, make women cum with their clocks but jews dont want to assert themselves this way so they resort to these perversions. You know oral sex Is technically a perversion right?

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Cocks*

Its much better when women toss your salad

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this is exactly how i feel , not surprising eating ass became mainstream as muh female empowerment.

tell me, women ass eaters, do you get the woman to eat your ass? that would be truly dominant.

>he doesnt eat ass
>he doesnt eat pussy
>he doesnt do anal
>he doesnt try new stuff

no wonder vanillafags are so angry all the time,
no wonder your girls cvck you all the time
i pity your gf´s oh wait...;-D

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>cvck
this isn't reddit, you can curse here

>hes bad at sex
>hehe actually i dont care loooool only betas care about that shit, my girl never had an orgasm lol who cares im too alpha for female orgasms lol
blah blah blah JEWS blah

imagine being an actress, and your first gig is to show your tits, and get your ass licked by woody harrelson

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