Bigger than Jon

>Bigger than Jon
>Faster than Jon
>Stronger than Jon

He's coming.......it's over Snowbros

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there is one who is faster

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Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel and Loras and Robin are relentlessly handsome.

stannis never died on screen and also never returned. Isn't that like a chekhov's gun that noone used? You aren't allowed to throw dramatic principles out the window if you're a shit writer desu.

The Trollocs looked fake as fuck.

what are some other essential /got/ pastas?

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Maester Luigi

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>can die from a poke from a dragon glass weapon, which an entire army is wielding
>if he dies, his commanders and entire army die along with him
remind me how the odds were against the humans? this guy was fucked from the beginning.

better question is how did literal dragonfire not kill him but a blade forged by dragonfire did?

>Khaleesi, please... Just a crumb of pussy is all I ask. *cough* dying is thirsty work, the sweet taste of your warm pussy nectar will surely *cough* suffice. Khaleesi... Where are you going? Come back. KHALEESI, PLEASE! *farts uncontrollably* I am losing control of my bowels, there isn't much time. PLEASE COME BACK KHALEESI. *coughs and shits himself* KHALEESIIIIIIIII

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What the FUCK is this sites obsession with Jon Snows height? Every GoT thread is like a seething hairlet and lanklet filter where maximum cope takes place

>not bigger than quasimodo
>not faster than quasimodo
>not stronger than quasimodo

He's gonna get rekt so hard... it's over Walkerbros

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Cutest psycho!

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midge

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he died from bad writing

>All hail Daenerys Kitchenborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Size, the Unburnt, Queen of McDonalds, Queen of the Dressing and the Cheesy Potatoes and the First Bakers, Khaleesi of the Great Cola Sea, Breaker of Chairs, and Mother of Burgers.

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It's just a reflection of the real world, manlet

I would unironically get an erection if someone like that handled me that way

my dick is so fucking hard right now

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>Bigger than Goku
>Faster than Goku
>Stronger than Goku

how did he lose again?

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He didn't
He lost to a fucking OP fusion of Vegeta and Goku

Why does based Aegon trigger you?

>A trader from Qarth told me that dragons come from the moon. He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi. That once there were two moons in the sky but one wandered too close to the sun and it cracked from the heat. Out of it poured a thousand thousand dragons and they drank the suns fire.

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He didn't die to fire because he is a Targ

midge

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>*sigh* the things I do for love

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I want to marry and ARCHITECT her hard

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he was a first man not a targ as was shown in s06E05

>Bigger, Better, Faster, Stronger than u know nothing
>YASS QWEEN SAVES THE DAY again
NOOOOO JON WAS SUPPOSED TO END THE WINTER

would peter be considered a chad by other midgets?

the best question is if killing him kills the entire fucking army why would he be on the fucking frontlines

>MY FATHER WON THE REAL WAR! HE SLEW RHARGAR TARGARYAN AND TOOK THE CROWN, WHILE YOU HID UNDER CASTERLY ROCK!

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He's the gigachad slayer of midges, he's a Dwarf

>zoomer humor

>What the FUCK is this sites obsession with Jon Snows height? Every GoT thread is like a seething hairlet and lanklet filter where maximum cope takes place

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>bobby slew rhaegar and took the crown
>good
>dany slew cersei and took the crown
>bad

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go to bed kit

>upload the schematics

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I'm honestly baffled that the Night King battle happened BEFORE the Cersei vs Dany battle, I thought Season 7 was building up to those 2 duking it out before the inevitable White Walker invasion (message for greater threat against humanity) but no, the message of the series is... what exactly?

Based Pierce releasing Corona so Emilia would get Thicc again

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>Moon is no egg. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known.

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Cripples have the best story

power corrupts

>prime /got/ posting

CORN?

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Maario Naharis

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Based

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of all things, it's always the random enormous fucking mountain that gets me

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it's so weird watching older clips when everything looked so medievalish

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>Stop it, you're giving me an erection
Is literally how you should react to someone doing that. It'll scare them off.

Cersei looks retarded

DWARF MAN STOP TALKING

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>Night King was too scared for a 1 v 1

Really ruined the character for me every time they set up a fight only to have him call his boys and run like a bitch

>Ah yes, the warthog of House Stark.

why is sansa x hound so erotic for women? is it hot for some men too?

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He was probably feeling pretty cocky after surviving dragonfire and cornering Jon Snow with his newly raised wights, who was the only person he had seen kill a WW.

Yeah, there's a massive contrast between the later and earlier seasons. The earlier seasons looked like medieval period dramas while the later seasons looked like grimdark Hollywood high fantasy.

fuck off meme appropriator

it'll forever be a mystery

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reminder that if the fat fuck gets corona he's 100% done for

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pretty sure he only leaves his house once or twice a year to go to a comic con

Someone took a pic of him these days and he was on a strip club

that was around the time of the S8 press tour though

found it

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>Bigger
>Faster
>Stronger
>Refused to fight Jon and ran away twice

We were robbed of kino and you all know it, Jon vs the NK would have been the best thing on the show