KHV 25+ thread

What are we watching tonight, bros?

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Good Time
it's about a guy trying to save his bro

>being 25 years old and never knowing the touch of a woman
lmao

bros and lads posters should be shot.

Going to watch Taxi Driver again

Gonna wank my tiny white dick to Blacked tb h

Gonna maybe rewatch Ivan's Childhood. On the contrary Tarkovsky films don't leave me depressed at the end but hopeful

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>25yo virgin
>had oral sex once when I was 18

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You laugh but I’m like OP. 25 and virgin. What did I ever do? I don’t wish physical harm on anybody and when I do it’s just for the bants and not serious. Why must I suffer??? What did I ever do? The biggest crime I committed was stealing chocolate from a store once when I was 8??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tonight my eyes shall be feasting on Yi Yi by Edward Yang. A brighter summer day thoroughly impressed me and i am a fan and 10 minutes in and i can tell it's going to be just as good if not better than ABSD. Kino of the highest order.

The top left is a tranny youtuber lmao

retards were meant to be bred out of the gene pool. stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Inaction is action.

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>25
Amateur.
>try 43

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>tfw not kissles, just virgin
Chad checking in, see ya later incels

The Others
Scary Movie(s)
Probably gonna binge Saw series

Nice pasta, faggot

>handholdless
heh....i do though B)

I just got through watching Jennifer’s Body. I thought it was going to be a really shitty horror movie that was just trying to profit on Megan Fox’s 15 minutes of being the IT girl but it was actually pretty decent and nothing like what I remember the ads painting it as being. I mean, sure, Fox’s hotness is still used to a degree to sell the story but it wasn’t as blatant and vapid like I had imagined.

bump

all dudes btw

24 year old virgin here
Should I just give up searching and just pick up an escort?

>hugless
literally how

Hot

i too lol

>what's the matter, user?

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29 khv here
Last year I was in your shoes and decided to visit a hooker. I was so nervous that I couldn't get hard, so I went home

35 here, im so fucking lonely lately.

>Had GF in highschool
>Haven't had sex since then
>It's been ten years
Do I get my V card back?

why are you still alive as a 35 year old virgin that's still bothered by it?

Our lives slip away.

That tiger king documentary is pretty kino.

Im not a virgin.

not him but for me it is not about my virginity.
it is about going home every single day to my empty house.
Every single member of my high school class has a family now. Even the ugliest landwhales.
When I go to work my collegues are talking about their family, their life, where did they go.
All I can talk about going home, watching netflix and sleeping

Hopefully Better Call Saul then I have to shovel snow then go to bed and wake up at 6am for my factory cuck job. I hate myself.

I had all that in high school but ever since I graduated Ive been alone
I was pretty well liked in HS too, my best friends just got 1. killed 2. OD 3. Jail like the year after graduation and I got super depressed tried to kill myself and found myself here
I dont know how to be normal again, I just hate everything now even stuff I used to like
Im just mad a lot of the time and I dont really know why

I just sleep 14 hours today

it's weird knowing that I spent half of my day every day for 4 years straight around endless hordes of hormone fueled girls when I was in high school and never even managed to kiss a single one, let alone experience anything more

such is life I guess

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what happened big guy

found God

Trips confirm, everyone should watch this movie. It's fantastic.

I'm 27 years old. I held hands with a girl I went on a date with when I was 15. I kissed a girl who I went on date with when I was 23. These are the only dates I have ever been on. These are the only times I have ever done either of those things.

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nothing. I just either refresh Yas Forums or stare at the ceiling. media does nothing for me anymore. watching a movie feels like a chore

>I went on a date
get out normalfag

this thread is shooter central lol

Yeah I know that feel bro
I was ugly, didn't take care of myself at all except for gym with the boys (still trained like a retard and had a pretty shitty physique), and very immature
Then I went to college on the other side of the country with pretty much all men around and insane workload (STEM meme), and I realized what perfect environment I used to have that I took for granted and didn't make any effort to pursue anyone until it was over.

Portugal > Italy > Germany > France > Spain > Russia > Sweden > Norway > Denmark

Why are Med women so superior and how do I get one to be my gf?

Are you saved though?
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Kill yourself faggot scum

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?

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I pass for normal, I'm in decent shape, I have a somewhat active social life (albeit with basically no women present). I just somehow have never found myself around women that I've been seriously attracted to even though I see them all the time when I'm out and about, and I'm too anxious to actively pursue them on dating sites and the like.

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There's nothing like it. But there's also nothing that compares to losing it.

Hold your hand and blast your brains with dopamine
I fucking hate love, experiencing it made me worse off for life

why are you so angry

>not him but for me it is not about my virginity.
>it is about going home every single day to my empty house.
This. I really want a hug.

Probably a lot better than holding the hand of a girl who is just humoring you because she pities you ;_;

I just want a nice, quiet life with a qt wife and our children. Is that really too much to ask for?

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