So now the UK has officially gone full retard (Otherwise known as lockdown)...

It kind of sets a scary precedent. I get why they've done it though.

>June
Nigga by June this whole carona thing will have blown over. I don't expect this to last more than a few weeks at the most.

The Crown is decent if you like boring history
The Society is a fun teen drama that's worth killing a day watching.

Well they’re not stopping me, I’m going out and seeing all my mates like usual. If I get pulled up it’s either my daily excercise or I’m caring for my Nan who is ill.

Mathematical modelling says it won't burn itself out for another eighteen months or so.

LMAO. it wont even be done getting worse in a few weeks, let alone blown over.

Some people are bug chasers

>a scary precedent.
at least when the next migrant invasion starts they can no longer say closing all the borders in impossible.

Don't listen to people who pretend they know anything. Everythingis day to day now, anyone telling you a long-term forecast for this spring/summer is just projecting their own fantasies. No one knows what things will be like by the end of the week in their country let alone next month.

Wrong thread, Patton
The Order is pretty good too if you're into occuly schlock

well experts are predicting 3 months to 3 years
shows how reliable they are but they still all agree it won't be weeks

Brits all trapped inside with no TV loisences.
Brutal.

If you’re still alive in June I hope you’ll be decent enough to apologize for being this delusional.

>only allowed outside once a day to exercise
is this the biggest overreaction in history?

there are literal corona parties for idiots like that. people of all ages coughing and sneezing in each other's faces! FUN!

N O T A L O C K D O W N

I don't have a TV License so I'm fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=oI21dL0qGrI

wasted quads

>call centre
same bro. I work for a bank so shit'll never be shut down.

Shudder is doing 30 days free with promo code SHUTIN secondary to this COVID shit. FYI.

Don't ban me, I'm not a shill, I just found out and wanted to share.

you're a seriously dumb cunt

You mean how to contain a highly contagious virus that has a fairly big death rate for a flu?

I was supposed to be on a flight and moving out of this god forsaken country this week and now this HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH FUCK ME.
Thanks for reading my blogpost.

>all this reported shit
>literally no one knows anyone remotely sick

imagine crashing the world economy to save non essential people
people are going to realise this and get fed up in a few weeks
poverty will take way more lives than this virus ever will

Thanks user
mmm d'user

>oi m8 where’s you’re outside loicense

I work in a private laboratory that's just been seized by the NHS. Shitting myself desu

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Who is worse? People who think this is still nothing or people who act like we're living in the apocalypse

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>now the UK has officially gone full retard (Otherwise known as lockdown)
>what do you mean it's not just a flu?

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In 3 months I’ll be expecting your apology.

I'm talking about the government having that amount of power. If they can do this what else could they do?

>UK has done this slightly too late so will probably have a couple of thousand deaths
>Americans will have minimal death because of freedom and the second amendment
Your president is literally going to murder hundreds of thousands

Survivors
the rape episode changed everyones mind that women Never Lie about it ...
THIS STOPPED THEM we NEED more Cyprus Lying slut whores

I wouldn't worry too much, there's absolutely no way they can police this. I'm going about my every day life just like normal.

Locked.
Retard.

Lad if you’re in a call centre why can’t they just forward those calls to your mobile? You could be sitting at home watching kino like I am

>be UK
>be the only country along with the swecucks doing herd immunity
>try get as many as possible infected
>turns out you got the numbers wrong
>abandon strategy midpoint
>go full lockdown
what did they mean by this?

Help, I need a new comfy daytime/lunch show to watch. I'm on my like 12th re-watch of Seinfeld and Curb here, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine has gotten pretty stale.

Shit is never going to stop spreading in the US so long as they continue letting allowing domestic flights out of New York

CHECKSUM .. you newfags

Based brainlet

>>It kind of sets a scary precedent. I get why they've done it though.
If you dumb brits closed the entire country from the first moment for 2 weeks intead of coping like mouthbreathers you wouldn't have to close everything down for 3 months now.
You people could learn from Italy but you refused to do so.

my aunt died of covid a couple of days ago
we've seen the scans of her lungs, doctors described it as shattered glass
it's here

They can do whatever they feel like. Who's gonna stop 'em? You? Laws have always been mostly for show. If you don't like 'em and enough people agree, you can alter or break them at a whim.

"murder" implies that he single handily walked up to every person and shot them in the back of the head

Quick, everyone cancel your loicenses en masse

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never met anyone with the aids. deffo fake

>all the women at work absolutely SEETHING that they have to spend a whole day with their kids
lol

So far the only major impact it's had on my life is the whole toilet paper shortage.
I'm fucking down to using only two squares and a dedicated jizz rag like I'm some god damn animal

People who think this is nothing. At least the people who are overreacting won't be as likely to infect other people.

prove it

MUH SOCIAL DISTANCING
>Virus is airborne for up to 3 hours, meaning if someone two meters away has it and you get anywhere near their breathing space you will also catch it.

There's something up about this virus. News pundits lecturing the public while also not adhering to the rules, the complete scare mongering, the economical ramifications. Something's up.

>Something's up
Something indeed. But WHAT?

>toilet paper shortage
I still don't believe this isn't made-up. Toilet paper? Just... why?

>Be UK analyst back in Janurary
>You've run the data a dozen times, you know that this will end the world as we know it and kill millions
>alter the higher ups
>no one listens, it's just flu bro
>get to mid may
>teams of experts are tearing their hair out because they know how bad this is
>The data is undeniable so politicians take attention and finally start taking action way too late
>retarded plebs can't understand why they're doing all this over just a few hundred deaths so far
this event will produce kino for years to come

It's the polite (only) way of doing what china did, which is barricade everyone in their homes.

Anyone else here think the coronavirus is a hoax or just pure overblown nonsense? Has anyone here actually know anyone that died from the virus? absolutely no one. Has anyone here actually checked the hospitals? It's not overcapacity, in fact it's actually empty or just a few patients, go on check and see for yourself.

More people die from wypipo shit like spelunking compared to this "deadly virus".

Smokescreen to crash the economy with no survivors is my guess, also to try and get people chipped.

No, it doesn't.

They're not allowed to enter your home to inspect unless you invite them in. They have a royal charter but not the power of the courts behind them so you can just tell them to fuck off

I’m lmaoing @ you stupid johnnycomelatelys! You cunts were so smug too! Where’s your smugness now you stupid cunt hahaha!

Moron

>They're not allowed to enter your home to inspect unless you invite them in.
So they're like vampires?

This, it looks like he's been watching that highly suspicious video on YouTube that the guardian posted.

So we gonna collectively just shit slap china? They always let these viruses get out of control. They've gone too far this time.

Because people are fucking retarded, but the fact remains there is literally no toilet paper in my local store.

I'll remember to punch an elderly woman in the face and spit on her broken body next time I'm out shopping for some cheap paper to clean my anus.

>we've reached the point of retard chan contrarians trying to say that there isn't a virus at all

WTF did you think they did during WW2? The government always has the option to do whatever it wants. It’s called making laws.

Nat Geo
Hot Zone

youtube.com/watch?v=6YxNYnHTxAg

The proper term is Negligent Homicide. Which is counted as manslaughter, not murder but it still doesn't change that he's killed people.

>Because people are fucking retarded, but the fact remains there is literally no toilet paper in my local store.
COPE MORE
>I'll remember to punch an elderly woman in the face and spit on her broken body next time I'm out shopping for some cheap paper to clean my anus
SEETHE MORE hahaha!

you get used to using a show head. You might clog the bath plug with shit but at least you get clean

Are they similar to the "experts" that told us quarantining China would be completely useless "because you can't stop them getting on a connecting flight bro :^)"

I know this is Yas Forums but you really shouldn't bullshit people like this about something this serious. This is a life or death matter, not some meaningless emotional shit.

Think about it logically, do you actually know anyone who has been sick? If this was actually as dangerous as people say then everyone would know at least 1 person

Stopping the economy for a bunch of weaklings is stupid.

>doctors described it as shattered glass

Sounds pretty fucked up.

the latter
retarded logic

just wait a week lol

Simply just bad bait, please try harder next time user

Oh you will, user, just give it enough time, a week or two.

I've been to my local co-op twice recently and half of the people who were out and about were old LOL

Exactly. And like vampires they don't have to be honest about why they want into your house but once they're inside they can inspect your home. Even if you just let them in to use the bathroom.

Fuck those parasites

Lockdown but still have to go to work. Movies for this feel?

I really hope this ends up with people just turning on china, no longer doing profitable business, relying more on home grown industries and putting massive sanctions on them. Because this is long overdue.

Its real and a bit dangerous but its being blown out of proportion as usual by the media and government. If it is the real deal, then they have done a good job destroying the people's trust due to decades of agendas and lies.

>I don't expect this to last more than a few weeks at the most.

I'd expect it to chill down after summer. It really depends on whether the summer will be hot, whether the shit mutates, and whether the countries will implode before they are done with korona-chan.

Yes. I had it myself, you ape

>Netflix
lol

it only kills really old people you hysterical cunt

I personally know someone who has tested positive for it.

How? The people that think this is nothing will pass on the virus to others without a care in the world while at least the crazies who are barricading their houses aren't harming anyone.

Whats the other side like user?

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>COPE MORE
With what, having to slightly alter my usual carelessness of toilet paper usage? I already have.

>SEETHE MORE
Can do. It's such a mongoloid thing, it's a problem that exists because morons made a non-problem into the very problem they feared. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy of mental retardation.

People describe the feeling as having glass in the lungs, no joke.
Lots of young people end up in ICU with ventilators too. If you don't stop the spread no ventilator for you, user.

The government always has the option to do whatever it wants.
They kind of shouldn't though.

Getting medicine
48 can stella brewed abroad as stuff here is wishy washty
who cares he was my tea

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Unlikely considering how much money is owed to China by the West and how they have the monopoly on production of goods consumed in the West.

Check social media you fags, these doctors, cops, etc. have to post on social about "I stayed at work for you, now stay at home for us" slogans and brag about their selflessness while the hospitals are "overcapacity" and the healthcare system is "overwhelmed", you're all being played.

>it only kills really old people
Fake news. Also

>all the wagies cramming up in the tube, since traffic is limited
>all the late-to-the-party normies who cram up tescos to do what every prepper did weeks ago
>all the norfers who don't give a shite
yep, this is gonna be kino

Be glad you still have a job. I’m already starting to worry about layoffs due to how much free time I suddenly have at work now when there’s nothing to do because there are very little new orders coming in. I’m just glad I didn’t buy a house last year, I’d quickly be double fucked even if the banks would agree to a payment holiday because how the fuck do you get a new job under quarantine?

Why are the Bongs so surprised. Have they not been looking at mainland Europe. What the fuck did they think was going to happen?