What’s something that you do that would annoy him

lmao

based

Eat pork

I apologize for everything and am a doormat for others because I have trouble voicing what I want/my limitations.

Mumble.

have a foreskin

Is there anyone more based than larry

I don't know how parking works in a big city. One time I parked in a bus loading zone and my car got towed and I had no idea how to find it.

I sound effects while I do things periodically, also drum out some beats. I also drink carbonated water, which I'm sure he'd find repulsive.

i laugh and smile and generally look down on grumpy little crybabies who need to whine and moan about every little thing

Probably every fibre of my being.

Make the same jokes on the jews he does.

be a goy and exist

I like to drink red bull and when i go over some ones house i put it in there fridge with out asking and take small sips the whole time im over.

this would actually make a good episode. they came close to his friend that was a doormat with his wife until he finally snapped. Larry encountering a guy like you and how he deals with it would be interesting

I haven't been keeping my social distance during this shit. I went to the store today and the guy in line ahead of me busted a nut because I was ALMOST within arms length. It should have been a fucking Larry David bit.

>red bull
disgusting, inferior sip
I'd never be your friend

I come off as very friendly until I'm comfortable with you then I try to dictate your entire life and I get too comfortable and am mean to my friends and family and come off as insufferable. It's best just to not know me

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That could be the series finale

>he said he wouldn't eat food that his gf had spat in
who on earth doesn't spit-swap with their gf all the time? must really suck to be a neurotic jew

i would unironically rape larry david just to give him something to actually be butthurt about

I fart when I belch

praise jesus

>HAHA NAZIS ARE LE EDGY AND STUFF RIGHT SHAREBLUE LIBERAL?

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I'm a bit of a bad driver.

Based
ignore the cope (yes.) replies you get to shit like this, there’s nothing cringier than Yas Forums “”humor””

nothing much, I live my life by the teachings of Larry

i could kill you both with a single strike. on. strike. two. kills.
scared yet?

damn, are you me? I feel like I have this problem but my brain can never detect when I'm doing it. I have a constant need to critique what other people are doing or am easily annoyed by other people doing what I do regularly.

>are you me?

I’ve heard about this boss before guys, his “brap attack” move can one shot you anywhere on the stage. But there’s a telltale rumble 5 seconds before it hits as the brap travels throughout his massive 400lb body to his asshole and in that time you have to equip your gas mask so you can get hits off during the attack

*braps you

you are incel

because...?

grill detected.

That's infuriating and I dont know why.

>gemini ascendant, virgo sun

a woman wrote this

I'm bald but wear hats to hide my bald head

fpbp

I looked at Larry David as I walked through first class to get to my coach seat on an international flight in 2003, so a little after the third season of Curb, and he gave me a weird look and flashed some jazz hands at me. So, just looking at him was enough for me.

i don't like driving and will always try to be a passenger if sharing a car
i could imagine fighting with larry about this

What the hell? It would be disgusting after an hour

Just be trans or in an interracial relationship. Larry loves that shit.

I skip my middle school holocaust classes

lol

Yes, this would annoy not just Larry but everyone.

everyone can tell and knows about it. They think it makes you look weak btw.

t. also bald

>Season ends with Mocha Joe winning
First time I've really been pissed off watching the show. Guy has the perfect punchable face.

Call him Junior
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>thinking you could annoy Larry with that

Yas Forumstards aren't very smart

I wen to Home Depot today and the had X marked on the floor where you could stand so retards wouldn't corona on others

That sounds more like something Larry would do.

>nu-Yas Forums creativity

i do this too :'(

Not mutilate the dicks of babies