>turns out he was dead all along
Turns out he was dead all along
>he turns around and say: im going too! The spider bite snd all that was too much. Me and the wizard are going to the epic lands.. and then it just fades out.. great right??
>And then the fat one flubs up saying a word and Mike starts railing on him again
>He starts doing a bunch of jump cuts and replays his mistake over and over
>Then the balding one with the beard gets all mad that they arent taking their movie discussion seriously
>You would love it babe
Turns out that I'm TURNED on by the thought of consuming her pungent faeces, ha ha! Such a fine specimen she is. There is no shadow of doubt that her turds would be of exquisite quality, their texture: creamy, their smell: dreamy - yum! Such a feast!
Cheers!
>so yeah babe
>they call me a janitor
>no I don’t make any money
>I get to ban anons for having fun
>no of course I don’t make any money
>shit is so cash
>So he's the villain right? but the brilliance of his character is NEVER does anything illegal, man that shit was cra-Z
>so there’s this guy, Joe, and he’s literally me
>he looks out his windows at the rain and there’s a bunch of neon lights and synth music so it’s really aesthetic
>he’s sort of like a robot and he’s just like me
>No see babe, they weren't dead all along, they were just chosen to be on the island and the afterlife that we see them go to in the flash sideways is where they meet up after they complete their mission. You see, Jack was a man of science so he understood the afterlife as more of an alternate dimension, whereas Locke was a man of faith who had completed his mission first. Hurley watched over the island with Ben because they were good friends. You see, it was about the journey.
I like her boobs
>and then he goes “....for you!” A big guy, for him! It was hilarious