Kinos about having a gf?

All women are whores, except my mom.

Man, I wonder if someday it'll ever happen.
But fuck am I an ugly worthless poor nigger waste of flesh.
Some days suicide seem like a good way to go but I don't wanna break my family/friends heart.

based and checked

Does having a fat ugly gf count?

this

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Oh my! I can almost guarantee that feasting on this fine specimen's bowel movements would make for quite an extraordinary and deeply sensual experience! Yummy!
Cheers!

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I just want to cuddle someone

Women are amazing.

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having an asian gf is better

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>sorry, I have a boyfriend

What is wrong with her face?

Absolutely nothing

Nothing.

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this is a 9/10 to Yas Forums

Someday, lads...
literally every woman I've ever asked out has had a boyfriend when I did so, almost as if I'm naturally attracted to a woman who is unavailable. one day i'll give in and use a dating site, i guess.

What is wrong with her face?

>haven't been able to see gf cause of lockdown
>so horny I could fuck a tree
fuck china

what a narcissistic whore

There aren't even any women around and i have burning hatred for dating sites.

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she's a half-blood, she can't compare to pure asian beauty

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this
fuck them

how

she's an 11/10 to me
we will marry

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She’s a chink

Only if you are fat and ugly too.

Cute

I won't ! You have my word.I'll keep searching or i'll die as a fitness model looking wizard.

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based and redpilled

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unironically better call saul

women are cursed by God but some of them are real nice, cute, and good wife material overall

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That's my fear. I'll keep putting off actually spending time with a girl and then it'll be too late.

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>except my mom
user, i...

you missed three:

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cheers!

amazingly inferior. i could kill her with a single strike.

>tfw every girl I've gone out with has called me cute or attractive in some way
>tfw always spill my spaghetti before I make it far enough to have sex
>tfw about to become a 24 yo virgin
Why hath I been forsaken

What is wrong with her face?

For a 30 year old she looks good

>OH NOOOOOO I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 3 (THREEEEEEEE) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AH O GOD I'M... I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

How
I have spent the last week on tinder, bumble and Facebook dating
I have gotten 0 matches

friendly reminder that the bible literally says you're better off ignoring women.

Bible also says I can't rape my sister

Fuck off normie, I was on tinder for A YEAR and had zero matches

Okay
I mean I used those sites before and don't get matches. I just redownloaded them because of the outbreak
The guy was telling me to talk to women
I was hoping he would have some advice on how I could do that

Based. Kill all normies

friendly reminder that the bible was literally written by lead-poisoned hedonistic boy fuckers

He probably meant just go to a party bro, like wtf

I don't remember that

i'm okay with that.

Career Opportunities

>just show up at someone house and ask if there's a party bro