Shit nigga, that fucking hurt internally and now all I hear from my left ear is ringing
Cover opponent's ears while he makes a funny face
Easton Torres
Bentley Miller
>knife hands internally
Andrew Nelson
Tyler Carter
Discombobulates
Luis Gutierrez
my god
Jack White
In middle school I had a "friend" who would randomly sneak up and uppercut me as hard as he could, to the point where I'd be writhing on the ground because I'd lose my breath for a few seconds
To this day I instinctively seize up and spin around if anyone touches me unexpectedly and it's freaked out a lot of girls.
There was another guy who would put a thumbtack between his fingers, say "what's up man?" and go in for a high five/handshake thing so you'd get stabbed deep in the palm of your hand. I think he got the shit beaten out of him at some point so he never managed to do it to me.
Jace Bell
>There was another guy who would put a thumbtack between his fingers, say "what's up man?" and go in for a high five/handshake thing so you'd get stabbed deep in the palm of your hand.
Aw man I did that once to my friend and the guilt fucking destroyed me. It's one of those negative memories that keep popping up when I'm having a bad day, telling me what an asshole I was.
Lucas Morales
Kids are fucking retarded and shortsighted. I almost bayonetted a friend because I was so caught up in the moment, luckily my friend had quick reflexes and I had noodles for arms, so I grabbed my sharpened stick before I could ram it in his gut.
Joseph Gray
>so he grabbed my sharpened stick*
Turns out I'm still retarded.
Camden Nelson
As above point out, depends on context. If you did it in a sports fighting scenario against someone who actually knew what they were doing (bearing in mind the move is often illegal plus boxing gloves don't allow for the 'cupping' hand motion) you'd probably get your shit rekt.
However in this case, kinda the Victorian equivalent of redneck amateur MMA/backyard Juggalo wrestling, the effectiveness of it is kinda accurate. I've only been on the receiving end of it once and compared to the many times I've been hit in the balls, the only time the latter has been genuinely a worse experience is when I was working events and the pressurised leg of the gazebo I was erecting accidentally sprang out of its socket so hard when it hit me in the nuts so hard I passed out and gave myself a concussion when I bounced my head off the concrete on the way down