>cover opponent's ears while he makes a funny face
anyone tried this move in a real fight??
Cover opponent's ears while he makes a funny face
Ayden Wright
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Hudson Morgan
yeah man works bretty good. THey usually walk away in embarassment.
Jaxson Stewart
happens all the time
Angel Bennett
You can slap people on the ear and pop their eardrum
Blake Rodriguez
Getting punched in the ear is super fucking disorienting. Even if it doesn't hurt much, returning a blow while your head is ringing and spinning isn't easy
Elijah Hall
when a nigga has cauliflower ears you know you gotta watch oit
David King
Trust the overweight faggot home from school to know anything about actual fighting
Xavier Cook
who're these dweebs?
Gabriel Wilson
im pretty sure he discombobulated him
Christopher Diaz
D I S C O M B O B U L A T E
Evan Rivera
Reaching both hands out infront of you leaving your head/neck/body completely open it exactly what you should never do
Hunter Cooper
boss of the UFC and the current lightweight champ
Daniel Roberts
faggots then
Kevin Perry
that's like wwe?
Kevin Ortiz
This move is bullshit. when you hit a guy's head like this from both sides, your arms are moving against their natural muscular trajectory. if you want to be efficient in a fight you need to be aerodynamic, which is why the JAB is the perfect punch. you punch straight forward, with maximum aerodynamic, and maximum speed. a move like OP's is way too clumsy and your arms soaks up too much air on the way to the impact, therefore it is 1) not aerodynamic and 2) never valuable in a fight.
Owen Martinez
Mostly when grappling
Henry King
hating sports does not make you a cool contrarian, just makes you sound like an edgy incel
Ayden Smith
Do you think humans are capable of flight?
Robert Jackson
yes it does actually
Ian Davis
when did i say that? retard.
Evan Robinson
You get cauliflower ear from smashing them against something breaking the cartilage. Usually a side effect of wearing head gear, when I played rugby a lot of the old timers in the club all had wrestler's ear from scrum hats.
Luke Thomas
I hate a bully do this to me in highschool. Doesn't really work desorienting, it pissed me off more than anything else. Or maybe he didn't put enough force behind it.
Jacob Campbell
>sports
couple of homos rolling around a mat right
Carson Lee
>retard
>when he's busy talking about fucking aerodynamics
Andrew Powell
those big eared boys in the baths after eh user
Jack Cox
okay incels
Joseph Reyes
I do that when I face fuck my wife, she loves it
Dylan Jones
Kek
Angel Long
Gabriel Fisher
You'd get a nice cross straight down the pipe.
Gabriel Gonzalez
He was trying to cover the poor man's ears. See that guy in the back right? Yeah, he was going to shout the n word. Sherlock was actually protecting him from hearing a racial slur. Be like Sherlock.
Connor Jones
>punch up
>sport
kek
Evan Taylor
Me and my friends used to prank each other in middle school by coming up behind each other and slapping them in the ear as hard as we could. That shit hurt and we all have tinnitus now. We also used to kick each other in the balls, and there was a kid with scoliosis who we would hit in the spine.
Isaac Walker
If you slap on both ears at the same time the pressure differential absolutely rapes eardrums
You don't even have to slap hard, time it perfectly and air pressure does the rest
I dare you to try it right now on yourself and call my bullshit
Go ahead, just a light slap
Christian Garcia
I do it to avoid paying for groceries
Benjamin Peterson
Fuck that, with your hands up like youre going to throw some fists, do a straight kick to their knee and watch them buckle. When the wobble down follow it up with smashing their face into your knee. I swear Ive seen people do this with 100% success rate, people dont see the shit coming.
Grayson Jenkins
I've only been in one fight in my life, which I won by exclusively kicking the guy in the ball. He was much bigger and more attractive than me, and I just kicked and stomped his testicles until he was curled up on the ground vomiting and convulsing.
Asher Smith
for me, its punching normies in the throat without provocation or remorse. everybody expects to get punched in the face or in the stomach, but the 200 IQ move is to punch them in the throat and smash their windpipe in
Kayden Hernandez
t. guy who has never punched anyone
Ian Morales
you're all a bunch of dweebs and I'd heem every one of you
Nathaniel Jones
Is that from the dunwich horror?
Jace Ortiz
heh yeah bro, "staight down the pipe"
Brayden King
haha look at this fuckin retard thinking aerodynamics only applies to flying objects what a tool
Jace Allen
there's a small bone behind the ear canal and you can effectively, dislocate the jaw, cause vertigo and send you spinning in a one or two hits if you place them right
Gavin Richardson
Yeah bro, you need to have optimal aerodynamics when throwing a punch, that drag can really put a hamper on your power, that's why you can't be fat while fighting - you'll lose all your power due to air-resistance.
Daniel Sanders
*heems self*
now what bitch nigga
Isaiah Young
I'm literally a semi professional MMA fighter with a black belt lmao
Jaxson Kelly
but you'd be discombobulated
Sebastian Price
>I hate a bully
Yess... Now tell us about your relationship with your muther.
Leo Rogers
Also can't bunch your hands up into fists. Too much fucking drag. That's why the karate chop will always be the superior punch.
Easton Torres
Shit nigga, that fucking hurt internally and now all I hear from my left ear is ringing
Bentley Miller
>knife hands internally
Andrew Nelson
Tyler Carter
Discombobulates
Luis Gutierrez
my god
Jack White
In middle school I had a "friend" who would randomly sneak up and uppercut me as hard as he could, to the point where I'd be writhing on the ground because I'd lose my breath for a few seconds
To this day I instinctively seize up and spin around if anyone touches me unexpectedly and it's freaked out a lot of girls.
There was another guy who would put a thumbtack between his fingers, say "what's up man?" and go in for a high five/handshake thing so you'd get stabbed deep in the palm of your hand. I think he got the shit beaten out of him at some point so he never managed to do it to me.
Jace Bell
>There was another guy who would put a thumbtack between his fingers, say "what's up man?" and go in for a high five/handshake thing so you'd get stabbed deep in the palm of your hand.
Aw man I did that once to my friend and the guilt fucking destroyed me. It's one of those negative memories that keep popping up when I'm having a bad day, telling me what an asshole I was.
Lucas Morales
Kids are fucking retarded and shortsighted. I almost bayonetted a friend because I was so caught up in the moment, luckily my friend had quick reflexes and I had noodles for arms, so I grabbed my sharpened stick before I could ram it in his gut.
Joseph Gray
>so he grabbed my sharpened stick*
Turns out I'm still retarded.
Camden Nelson
As above point out, depends on context. If you did it in a sports fighting scenario against someone who actually knew what they were doing (bearing in mind the move is often illegal plus boxing gloves don't allow for the 'cupping' hand motion) you'd probably get your shit rekt.
However in this case, kinda the Victorian equivalent of redneck amateur MMA/backyard Juggalo wrestling, the effectiveness of it is kinda accurate. I've only been on the receiving end of it once and compared to the many times I've been hit in the balls, the only time the latter has been genuinely a worse experience is when I was working events and the pressurised leg of the gazebo I was erecting accidentally sprang out of its socket so hard when it hit me in the nuts so hard I passed out and gave myself a concussion when I bounced my head off the concrete on the way down
Xavier Butler
This. Your ears are a very vulnerable spot to get hit.