Small man or even woman manages to defeat a much larger man in a fist fight...

>it's another episode of user can't suspend his disbelief and must instead analyze films with pinpoint surgical precision due to autism

*Pats you on head*

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she learned from her brothers

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>needing to impress anonymous people about how much of a badass you are
You couldn't fight your way out of a bag of cheetos

kek

Is that Conor McGregor?

you just gotta be ready to go to prison or the hospital before you start the fight, and then make sure you're standing on something hard like tile, asphalt, or cement
just make sure his head hits the ground until he stops moving. even a kid who's only wrestled a little with his brothers can do this

That tiny retard looks like he might actually get him though, if he had a weapon.

zoom zoom

based midge hahaha

>he thinks his sports categories have any bearing on how real life fights play out

Let me guess, you've never been in a proper fight?

I've done bjj for a year now and the black belt women could absolutely kill me in a no rules fight, for the average guy I'd say a purple belt (five years) could pull it off reliably. Don't get me wrong women are very clearly much worse than men, but a trained one could beat the crap out of almost everyone in this thread.

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>proper fight
>bjj

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very low quality:effort ratio bait

The average guy isn't going to get a single clean punch on you once you're running up to grapple, and once you're on them it is legitimately over because people just don't have a clue what to do.

>Block your path

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the average BJJ faggot isnt gonna able to take down an average male, unless you're also a wrestler

>2 above 6'4 300lbs dudes fight each other
>both of them aren't in immense pain afterwards

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i know this is a troll but im replyibng for anyone else who might think youre serious. Heres your (You). im untrained and i could literally bulldooze through any of the bjj girls at your gym, and 60% of the guys too. those silly rules dont apply to real fights. you guys are thinking and trained 'yeah so the punch comes then you block it like this and push his wrist down and you jab up from your other hand like this' then you practice it 1000 times meanwhile that doesnt work in real life. id just do a few fake kicks then id finally do a super strong kick and swipe her legs, if that doesnt work id just rogby tackle and start doing anything like a chimp, dig my elbows, headlock and then punch her. if i didnt rogby tackle then id just start throwing crazy punches, slaps and hay makers.

heres a 7/10 for making me reply though

The average guy just falls over no matter how crap your technique is. Go to your local bjj gym and ask to grapple with a woman/small guy and you'd find out the reality instantly. But you won't, you'll just stay here posting shit on 4chban

>guy gets seriously attacked unprovoked
>gets made fun of for bringing out a weapon

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Yeah you'd do all this shit you've never tried irl. If you're ripped or have experience in some other effective martial art (e.g. boxing, wrestling, muay thai) then against even a young black belt woman you could well win every time.

But the average 4channeller vs the average black belt female? They win every fucking time, without question no matter the rules. Why not going to your local gym and see what it would be like irl? I doubt they'd allow striking against a female but you'd very quickly realise how fucked you'd be.

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>Go to your local bjj gym and ask to grapple with a woman
Does that really work?

>no matter the rules
>I doubt they'd allow striking against a female
Right

>can't suspend his disbelief
There are things that disbelief can be suspended for but women fighting well isn't one of them

Manlets unequivocally btfo

Asking for a woman could go very easily go either way (if you're ripped it would be a no cause very high risk of injury if you start spazzing), asking for a guy and I think it's very likely someone would accept,obviously you'd have to be polite/respectful so it doesn't look like some cringe dojo storm. I know it sounds dumb but you don't realise just how helpless you are until someone is on top of you and you have absolutely no idea what to do.

When you'e sparring you put things on slowly or you'll injure each other constantly.

It’s called pushing away a little autissimo that tries to rushdown because it’s easy to do when you have a reach advantage and it’s instinctual

I don't know how I could live with the shame if I were the guy in these webms. I think I would have to go back the next day with a weapon and beat the shit out of them while they're not expecting it.

Yeah sure go test that

based

They are famous on instagram, they did a couple of similar skits

You know some dumb cunt might be reading what you just wrote and end up hurting herself, right?

>t.

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Ever hear of David and Goliath? People love that shit.

this would hurt yourself a lot right? I don't want to test it out

That doesn't make any sense at all. Women obviously test these techniques on guys at the gym all the time.

Why don't yu just go and see for yourself?

the reason there are weight classes is because even among individuals of equal skill weight will be a huge advantage to whoever ways more.
If it's a skilled fighter vs a unskilled larger fighter then it's still very possible for the skilled fighter to win
but if it's a skilled fighter vs a larger skilled fighter then it's unfare because the larger fighter has the upperhand

I’m 5’5 how do I defend myself in a fist fight? Seriously I lose sleep thinking about this and in my dreams my fists feel like they’re traveling through water.

Hi guys, Ramsey Dewey here at the JX fightclub in Shanghai China. I'm here to tell you that martial arts are not magic.

> you have absolutely no idea what to do.
stabem in the throat, see that works

Just be yourself bro

That throw's so good it looks staged.

This retard is so short he couldn’t reach the “u” key

>I know it sounds dumb but you don't realise just how helpless you are until someone is on top of you and you have absolutely no idea what to do.
Way to out yourself as having been raised by a single mother with no brothers.

Obviously, you don't know how to fight or grapple. You're basically a woman.

You don't. You carry a weapon.

Why do 4channel incels chat so much shit?

I know this cause of all the day 1ers who come in and never have a clue what to do.

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>"Ya shopped at Dior again, didn't ya?"

This guy grew up with brothers he occasionally roughhoused with. Fucking badass. You should look into going pro.

If it's a film where they clearly don't give a shit about the laws of physics than it can pass.