Say something nice about this absolute Chad

hearing someone say that makes me angry. i don't even know why

>just grow a beard, bro

Fuck you, you hyped her so much, it's just a generic bitch

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>cooking tattoos
just say you didnt go to culinary school for every video

>stop eating iodine, goy

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He looks like he cooks for his girlfriends boyfriend.

why is he literally basedjack?

*blocks your path*

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life imitates art

He's the biggest piece of shit cringe, white, milquetoast yuppie on the fucking planet and you're a pathetic faggot for thinking he's anywhere near chad status. Kys

I enjoy his content because its fairly straight forward the humor is light and simple and the subject matter is interesting
He doesnt get preachy or heavy handed about shit he just tells you how to make a thing makes a few jokes and maybe shills something at the end

I picked up a few recipes and tricks from him. Thanks!

Comfy videos

based
Brad Leone is so much better than this faggot. I'd give Chris Morroco a handjob before I watch this basedboy.

>Marge used only cauliflower, broccoli, salt and water to make this simple recipe on Simpsons, but we're doing it different
>so, this is all you need:
>albino butter
>vegan rainwater
>kosher asparagus
>salt from the Red Sea

I've never watched it because I don't care about food from reddit shows.
But I got into Adam Rigatoni for a while and he's pure reddit so I can't really complain

Holy shit

>why yes I do season with kosher salt, what gave it away

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His production values are extremely high and he puts out a lot of content. I find his personality grating and I watch none of his non-scripted stuff because he outs himself as less than a host. Chef John is a more enjoyable personality on YouTube but his videos aren’t as kinetic.

I bet albino butter is your nickname you fat white fuck

umm, he is commendable for going far for his dream and attempting to master a new skill by himself. And capitalizing on it. The only reason I don't watch is because he makes me jealous 2bh.

Say something about this babysat shill

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kek

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Kosher salt is universally used and has been promoted on cooking shows decades before this. What a stupid relation.

Different texture and flavor

You’re obsessed

>Kosher salt

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Why? His videos are actually good? Most cooking videos in general are good.

HEY vsauce, Michael here

He's the fuckin pinnacle of a nu-male he makes me fucking sick

For me, it's Bruno Albouze

Imagine being this guy, just imagine it for a second. How stressful and depressing it must be.

actually forgot about his channel.

He's got a kitchen that loooks like a garage, and thats pretty comfy

why did you stop taking your meds schizo?

I fucking loathe this guy, acts like some french bistro chef when you can tell right away that he sucks at cooking

>buzzwords buzzwords and more buzzwords
what a sad life you live

Yeah how stressful and depressing it must be to not watch a youtuber

KEK post body you absolute alpha male

chefs always like rough cut salt bc its easier to control how much you're sprinkling on your food
it also absorbs more moisture from meats
try sprinkling table salt and then kosher salt and you'll immediately see why

It is fucking depressing seeing some bald headed hack make all them youtube bucks while retards like you lap it up like camels at an oasis of faggotry

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what is this phenotype called?

He's said time and time again that he considers himself an entertainer, not a chef. If you're not entertained by his show don't watch. Simple as that.

>they taste the same.
They don't tho. Kosher salt is larger flakes/crystals, so it's less diffused, and gives a sharper burst of flavor. It's the difference between regular sugar and confectioners sugar.

>It is fucking depressing seeing some bald headed hack make all them youtube bucks while retards like you lap it up like camels at an oasis of faggotry

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>hile retards like you lap it up like camels at an oasis of faggotry

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I never called into question his cooking he's fucking cringe he says shit like "rock out to your favourite power ballad" y'all are gay for defending him

shut the fuck up, shabbos goy

Hey, I don't wear glasses

>It is fucking depressing seeing some bald headed hack make all them youtube bucks
Bro, if you are depressed about someone elses youtube, maybe you should just follow this to the natural conclusion, and kill yourself

I don't even watch him, or anyone else on youtube for that matter, except for RLM once in a blue moon. It's just hilarious for me to see someone seethe about some random e-celeb whose biggest crime is being bald and "having low testosterone" (according to you, retards, anyway, as if looks are in any way a reliable determinant of testosterone level).

Depersonalized faggots like you whose brain has been replaced with a shit bucket filled with internet memes, twitter politics cancer and shitposts are pathetic.

say something nice about this chad

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>y’all

>He's said time and time again that he considers himself an entertainer, not a chef.
What a fucking retarded argument, he has the gall to put out cooking tutorials/basics so he obviously thinks highly of his skill in some way

reddit

UNLESS YOU ARE SEASONING FUCKING PASTA WATER WITH IT. 90% OF TIME THEY USE THE (((SALT))) JUST TO IMMEDIATELY DISSOLVE IT.

>except for RLM once in a blue moon
Fucking soi boi

I dunno man, I watch a lot of cooking shows like stay at home moms do. I'll check out one of his recipes if it sounds interesting. I don't mind his personality, just trying to get cooking ideas. When cooking for yourself you get into a rut with the same recipes. I even watch Marco Pierre's Knorr shill recipes sometimes.

>you have to be a highly skilled masterchef to make a cooking tutorial or basic cooking
impressive autism

Sure, you got me. Just do me a favor and kill yourself sooner rather than later, so this board can have one less depresed autistic retard shitposting on it.