Why didn't they take some lava from mount doom and bring it to rivendell and safely destroy the ring from there?

Why didn't gandalf just teleport into mount doom? Or was he a parlour trick magician, pretending to be a wizard with actual powers

the bucket would melt retard

mythrill

Why didn't Bilbo use his invisibility power to impregnate unsuspecting Hobbit women? This seems like a big plot hole.

why didn't they just use make up to look like orcs and go without worry of being killed?

He did, this is canon.

Why didnt they put the ring in Eowyns ass and use their dick to push it far inside the ass as possible and cum inside her and then she could sneak into mount doom, squat on the edge and fart out the ring and cum into the lava

Why didn't Frodo suck all 10 000 orc dicks to gain passage across the plains of gorgoroth

Cite sources.

Also, how come humans didn't move in to the Shire to get free shortstack women? This is never addressed and unrealistic.

If mithril could hold the lava that means the dwarven forges were even hotter than mount doom and they could therefore have destroyed the ring without having to go to mordor.

>make a very small bucket out of the one ring
>scrape some lava from mount doom with it
>it melts
>...
czech mate

yeah but its mordor lava. they can juat reheat it and destroy the ring after transporting the cooled version

Because Eowyn would never go for it, she is pure, retard

>Three (3) different LotR threads up at the same time
>Not even about Amazon series
Is it, dare I say, based?

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it has nothing to do with heat, read the books

Why didnt elrond push inceldur into the fire

lmao

What if it was Aragorn's plan?

Yeah it has to do with location, so if we're having an unironic lore discussion then moving the lava wouldn't be sufficient either since it can only be unmade in mount doom.

>read the books
which one, dont have time for all of that crap

People will discuss the Amazon series when there's something to discuss.

Doesn't matter who's plan it is, she would NEVER debase herself like that, she is a royal lady, proud and dignified, so stfu

lava from a location = the location, nimrod

that was the plan, but they left before he could. didnt you see the movie?

she's also a huge slut in bed, user

this one

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I don't think it works like that in Tolkien's universe, which is what that other user was getting at. The ring could only be unmade in the place it was made not because the lava of mount doom was special, but because the act of its creation occurred there, and there's some sort of magical/mystical/spiritual resonance thing going on beyond just the physical "throw it into the lava".

>take soil from Australia to America
>stand on it
>"I'm in Australia, guise!
Retard.

She would definitely debase herself for Aragorn bro

You can tell she's dripping when he talks and looks at her, if he wanted her to she'd even lock herself up in a cage if it meant she could have a daily dose of his cum in a bucket

Okay but seriously why didn't Gandalf send it to space?
Does space not exist in Tolkeinland?

She raped frodo tho

uh yeah you just proved my point

how many takes do you think it took for each cast member to say "Mount Doom" without cracking up

>Okay but seriously
Okay I'll give you a serious reply. Even if he could do that it would be a shit decision because Sauron was already winning. If they didn't destroy the ring the war would have been lost, so all these arguments about hiding it or getting rid of it are a waste of time. He didn't need the ring to win the war.

Correct. Sauron didn't NEED the One Ring to be victorious but the free folk absolutely needed it destroyed to stand any chance.

They actually did at one point

Would you prefer Orodruin or Amon Amarth?

>trying to create the plothole of the movie while not knowing basic physics rules.

Lmao.

its heavily implied that he did this

>DUDE why didn't they just not write the story?

this was discussed at the roundtable. did you watch the film?

How would they keep the lava hot?

>people trying to find a plothole in a story with dude magic
the only reason they need to destroy it in mount doom and not any other volcano is because of dude magic, you literally cannot find a plothole in this series of books. >why didn't the magic forest god just dance the ring to mount doom
Because magic he doesn't give a fuck.

He did that multiple times. Bilbo creampied every hot hobbit girl, human, and elf within 100 miles of the Shire. That's why his name double-rhymes with dildo.

Woul the sun have been able to burn the one ring?
If i don't get replies i need to make an own thread

>double-rhymes
What did he mean by this?

I dunno. The Sun is canonically a fruit of one of the Two Trees which used to light the world, and one of the Maia endlessly pushes it around in the sky. So that Maia (Arien) should be able to withstand the power of the Sun. I kind of think the answer is no, since I don't think the Maiar could spontaneously destroy the One Ring even if they weren't in their limited forms in Middle-earth like Gandalf or Saruman (or Sauron).
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Sun#History

would our sun be able to destroy it?

it is our Sun

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Answer the fucking question nerd

How the fuck should I know? I'm no Tolkien, you fucking dunce.

I did.

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